
He/him| Carl| French/English| punk rock
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Hartley : Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Hartley : James is still mad about it, but me and Axel were drunk and thought it was funny.
Reverse Flash: What are you in the mood for?
Sinestro : World domination.
Reverse Flash: That's a bit ambitious.
Sinestro : You are my world.
Reverse Flash: Aww...
Sinestro : Reverse Flash: Sinestro :
Reverse Flash: OH.
Say hello to the trio of fear !



am I ?!
reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM
From AL Shifa Hospital earlier: The little boy is screaming:
"I'm scared, I swear I'm scared I wanna go...."
This is too much for a child to experience.
His screams would never leave my mind, ever.








Repost of Instagram post by alessandra_sanguinetti:
“In 2004 I worked as an intern in Newsweek and had to go through the wires coming in from the Middle East.
The Iraq war was raging. Israel was committing its routine violations and killings.
The images were devastating and unequivocally condemning of both the USA and Israel, but I remember the editors would reject all my picks and demand images of burnt cars or vague images of destruction.
So I brought a hard drive and collected everything they didn't publish.
It was my first live glimpse of the lack of ethics or integrity in most US media.
Not the journalists on the ground, but of the senior editors making the calls - in their self important glass cubicles.
And no, to the cynics out there..it's not all too complicated to discuss on social media.
Social media is the only reason we know what's happening in Palestine.
And the only reason mainstream news has to keep up and sprinkle some actual news now and then.
Meanwhile we are seeing much less footage coming out of Gaza - Israel has been killing off all the journalists.
This is terrifying.”
Photo credits: Nasser Ishtayeh, Yossi Alon, Saif Dahlah, Jaafar Ashtiyeh, Musa Al-Shaer, Abed Onar Qusini
simpson Ep7 saison 15
When we see Legs, Louie and Tony arrive angry with Santa hats and Legs and Louie dressed as elves. Beautiful
Queen Essence and King Quincy: Surprise! We're having a baby!
Trollex: What?!
Queen Essence and King Quincy: *pull out adoption papers* It's you!
Sketchy: That's not funny.
Skeezy: I thought it was funny.
Sketchy: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.
Felix: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?
Arthur : Good luck trying to return me without a receipt.
Legs: Hey, Fat tony, have you thought about having children?
Fat tony: ...
Fat tony: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.
Legs: But we're not childr-
Fat tony, already distracted: LOUIE, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!
Louie: Hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice being held.
Johnny : Are you okay.
*Legs is casually searching around the room* Frankie: Hey Legs, what’re you looking for? Legs: My will to live. *Louie walks into the room* Legs: Oh, there it is.
Louie: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?
Legs: Yes?
Louie: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.
Legs: Fuck.
Louie: It's gonna be a fun week!
Legs: I'm going to Frankie's house.
Louie: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.
Louie: Two years ago, I married my best friend. Louie: Johnny is still mad about it, but me and Frankie were drunk and thought it was funny.
See-more: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
Gizmo: Strong.
Billy: Weak.
Jinx: An idiot, is what your are.
Lawson: Buster, I have a great idea.
Buster: Let’s hear it.
Lawson: We trick Cheay and Chocko to go out on a date together.
Buster: YES!
Buster: And hey, if that doesn’t work out, maybe you and me could go out, get some drinks—
Lawson, hitting them with a book: THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU.
headcanons
Sur Muramatsu et Yoshida
•Ils ont un projet ensemble, combiné leur entreprise.•
Le gang n'était pas tellement surpris quand ils ont annoncé leur couple, où ils avaient découvert un parie entre Hazama et Itona.( lol Itona a gagner-)
•tout les samedis soir, le gang se retrouve au Matsuraken ( je ne me rappelle pas du nom)Quand tout le monde pars, Yoshida reste pour aider Muramatsu a débarrassé puis il reste dormir.
•ils s'envois absolument des même a 3:00 am, personne ne peut me convaincre du contraire
•Les parents de Yoshida sont de différente origine, ce qui explique la couleur métisse et ses cheveux.• sa mère viendrait du Sénégal tandis que son père serai japonais, ils se seraient rencontrés car sa mère était bénévole ou elle participait pour l'aide à l'organisation sur place, à Dakar
•pour Muramatsu, je dirai que sa mère est japonaise et son père français ou franco-vietnamien.
• pour le fluff, j'ai des préférences pour Muramatsu petit cuillères malgré sa taille légèrement plus grande que Yoshida, qui est la grande cuillère.
•ils se seraient avoué leur sentiment l'un pour l'autre un vendredi soir, ils étaient chez Yoshida pour faire quelque tours de moto et passez une soirée ensemble avec Muramatsu qui cuisine éventuellement. Puis en plein millieu d'un film (fast and Furious peut être?) Yoshida aurait avoué en premier par erreur en lui disant quelque chose du genre "t'es mignon comme lui", suivi d'un silence gênant avant que Muramatsu l'avoue aussi de manière particulière "Du genre- frère ou ??? Amour..?"
•Koro sensei aurait pu les envoyer ensemble dans la grotte quand il a eu l'idée de créer des couples.
•Hara à était la crush des deux garçons.
•Yoshida aimais Yukiko avant de réaliser qu'il aimait Muramatsu après que (probablement Rio ou Fuwa) lui est fait réaliser.

English vers!
*sees Yvan wearing fancy clothes*
Jimmy, sad: I see you have a date. Who's the lucky person?
Yvan: ...
Yvan: I forgot to ask you, didn't I?