Is It Because Yahoo Answers Isn't Around For This Sort Of Thing Anymore? - Tumblr Posts
2 years ago
How can I gaslight my parents into thinking I’m a stripper? I mean how can I instill just a hint of the possibility into their minds I miiiigt be one? Like not enough for them to ask about it, but enough for them to question it and wonder if they’re reading into things or not? I’m a young lady who still loves with them. I have a good job, have never gotten a speeding ticket, kissed someone, or really often into any trouble, but that’s boring. I need to spice stuff up

........ ma'am I am a worldbuilder?
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spy answers asks
who the fuck
ma’am
why did you come to ME about this???
is it because yahoo answers isn't around for this sort of thing anymore?
is that it?
am I gonna be on an episode of Prank'd: Tumblr Edition?
I was funny on the Internet one time!! ONE!!!
oh speaking of hold on I have to make a meme about this
my life is a sitcom and I am my own laugh track