I Was Funny On The Internet One Time!! ONE!!! - Tumblr Posts

spyglassrealms

2 years ago

How can I gaslight my parents into thinking I’m a stripper? I mean how can I instill just a hint of the possibility into their minds I miiiigt be one? Like not enough for them to ask about it, but enough for them to question it and wonder if they’re reading into things or not? I’m a young lady who still loves with them. I have a good job, have never gotten a speeding ticket, kissed someone, or really often into any trouble, but that’s boring. I need to spice stuff up

........ ma'am I am a worldbuilder?

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spy answers asks who the fuck ma’am why did you come to ME about this??? is it because yahoo answers isn't around for this sort of thing anymore? is that it? am I gonna be on an episode of Prank'd: Tumblr Edition? I was funny on the Internet one time!! ONE!!! oh speaking of hold on I have to make a meme about this my life is a sitcom and I am my own laugh track

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spyglassrealms

1 year ago

oh god I forgot. happy one year anniversary to the post that broke my blog

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

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Glock function I was funny on the Internet one time!! ONE!!!

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