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Tbh if i was one of the non-Blaine warblers I totally would’ve thought Kurt was a spy. Like imagine being a warbler that year. From your perspective this random kid:

Joined your team after transferring from the school you just learned that you’d be competing against at sectionals

Immediately befriended the leader of your team and literally not anyone else

Spent a ridiculous amount of time taking your lead soloist to a coffee shop in a whole different town

Convinced the leader of your team to switch up on your tried and tested methods for success right before a state-level competition

Killed a bird you gave him as a sign of his status as a member of your team (I know that he didn’t kill him but also how were they supposed to know that)

Came out of uniform to your last meeting before the big competition and took up all of your time during the meeting singing a song

Seduced your lead soloist

Earned a duet with your lead soloist seemingly out of nowhere

The duet lost you the big competition which your team almost always wins

He transfers back to the other school right after you lose

He also communicates with people from the opposing team during his entire stay at your school including the teacher who runs the opposing glee club

Next year your lead soloist ditches you to be with him at the opposing school

In conclusion, all the warblers probably thought Kurt was a spy with way too much time and money on his hands and they were right to think it.