(it Just Would Not Happen. Also Yes I Have Read Spamton X Reader Fanfics Leave Me Alone) - Tumblr Posts

i thought this was way funnier in my head this is so dumb lmaooo my aegosexual ass is here making dad jokes and thinking i'm the funniest person ever asexual arospec aroace acespec aspec ace i'm very certain another joke like this has already been made but i just. i need to post this it's so funny to me and yes this is my aegosexual reveal post hello :) i'm not entirely sure why i identify as aegosexual. not sure if it's because of trauma or a general disconnect between myself- -and the thought of intimacy with others but at least i seem to have figured out what asexuality i am!! it's really weird and complex because like. i like sex as a concept but i can never be involved with it it feels?? wrong???? to involve myself??????? i would much rather prefer to observe my favourite pairing get intimate it's why i feel a disconnect and even kinda hate reader x character fanfics as much as i do (along from a lot of them not writing the reader as unhinged as i'd personally like them to be but y'know) (like everyone knows no sane person is gonna date a character like spamton and act sane at the same time) (it just would not happen. also yes i have read spamton x reader fanfics leave me alone) it just doesn't feel right for me to be involved in a character's life in such an intimate way. it needs to be someone else or at least a persona that represents my traits but isn't me anyway yeah i'm aegosexual and i like sexual experiences in theory