It Was Like A Month Ago And It Still Kinda Haunts Me - Tumblr Posts
1 year ago
A friend from high school came in to the shop I work at and we were talking for a bit, and he was mentioning how his shirt was tucked into his pants, and about how dirty that part was
and without missing a beat
i look into this man's eyes and ask
"Is it because of your fart juices?"
i have never seen a person so visibly traumatized by a single sentence.
You guys wanna hear the most embarrassing thing I have ever done?
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i have no idea where it came from
i dont know why i said it
truly some horrific goblin that dwells within my being took over my body
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embarrassing
I felt so bad
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bruh why!?
i still havent recovered
embarrassing or did I assert dominance?
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it was like a month ago and it still kinda haunts me
i was the only person on shift