I Felt So Bad - Tumblr Posts

(Tameri is my WoL)

DUTY ROULETTE: LEVELING HAUKKE MANOR Tameri: o_o Alphinaud (or any other scion, really): *notices* is aught amiss, my friend? Tameri: *flashbacks to wiping several times as a baby conjurer/white mage* Tameri: *eyes wide* mansion’s haunted Alphinaud: I- what? Tameri: *changes to machinist* *cocks gun* Tameri: mansion’s haunted

Anyway prepare the adoption papers, I'm taking the lad home with me.

You guys wanna hear the most embarrassing thing I have ever done?

A friend from high school came in to the shop I work at and we were talking for a bit, and he was mentioning how his shirt was tucked into his pants, and about how dirty that part was

and without missing a beat

i look into this man's eyes and ask

"Is it because of your fart juices?"

i have never seen a person so visibly traumatized by a single sentence.

You guys wanna hear the most embarrassing thing I have ever done?

Can we please get an F in chat for my friend who's watching jjk for the first time