Itachi Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Itachi: -with a loving look- "tell me something you haven't told anyone before..."

Y/N: "like...a secret?"

Itachi: -approaching Y/N's face- "...yeah"

Y/N: "my secret is that I sing bacon pancakes every morning"

Itachi: “...”

Y/N: "Itachi..."

Itachi: "Yes dear?"

Y/N: "I'll call the police"

Itachi: "why?

Y/N: "because you're so fucking beautiful, you should be illegal"

Itachi: "oh..."

Itachi: "you are beautiful too dear"