Its Just The Same Words Over And Over Again - Tumblr Posts
3 years ago
Imagine this:
I plan and write a remarkable speech and submit it to TEDTalk. They accept. I even make a slideshow to go along with this inspirational presentation. The audience is excited as fuck. What will I say? This took years of preparation. There are cameras everywhere. It’s streaming live! I clear my throat to speak. The audience is on the edge of their seats. I pause for dramatic effect. At last I speak, and I say:
“Hamlet was head-over-heels in love with Horatio.”
I bow. I make my exit.
I will not be invited back, but it was worth it.
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and insert ‘why are you booing me? I’m right’ meme
thank you and good night
Part two: I spend years and tears advertising and preparing a great book everyone looks forward to
It’s just the same words over and over again
Fool you once shame on me
Fool you twice shame on you
Obviously the book sells out and the video goes viral bc I deserve it
I could also play the slideshow as I exit and it’s just rick astley followed by judgement knights of thunder
also
the first slide is
my fucking god these bitches gay good for them good for them
as said by sonic the hedgehog