Hamlet Memes - Tumblr Posts
Hamlet: I wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy.
Hamlet: Unless, of course, we're talking about my enemies, Claudius, Gertrude, and Polonius.
Hamlet: Fuck you guys, you know what you did.
Horatio: So... can I ask about the skull in your room?
Hamlet: Sure, which one?
Hamlet: Sometimes, I scare myself with my ambition.
I’m bored so here’s how each hamlet character says “fuck” the most
Hamlet- “Fuck you”
Ophelia- “Fuck that”
Horatio- “Why the fuck-”
Laertes- “Fuck no”
Claudius- “Oh fuck”
Gertrude- “What the fuck”
Polonius- “Fuck is a bad word.”
Horatio: Hamlet and I were walking down the street and this guy honked at us.
Ophelia: And what did he do this time?
Horatio: He chased him to the next red light, reached into their car window and...
Hamlet: Who wants a steering wheel?
Gertrude: He's a murderer!
Hamlet: I prefer "reverse necromancer"
Claudius: YOU JUST KILLED POLONIUS.
Hamlet every fucking day:
Horatio: wait but why did the pirates willingly bring you back here Hamlet:*flashback* Pirates: taking a crap on the establishment, we salute you
Shakespeare characters as random things in my notes app
Lady Macbeth: It was so cunt of him to die
Hamlet, talking about Claudius: He looks like his hairline got a restraining order from his forehead.
Also Hamlet: After I found out I had a silly little mental disorder, I was like, “what if I went to England?”
Mercutio, angrily: If I was a shark, I would eat Tybalt.
Hamlet, with an idea for a play: I say, “beef jerky.” The camera pans to you, saying “No! Please no!” Then it pans back over to me. I am beef jerky.
Hamlet, with another idea for a play: I’m gonna write a one-act comedy of The Last Supper. Yes, “Judas, you’ve been awfully quiet.”
Laertes, to the tune of Creep by Radiohead: 🎶 I’m a crêpe 🎶
More to come.
Horatio: How do you cope? Hamlet: Well, I started off by writing dark poetry, and then worked my way up to hand-sewing perfect doll replicas of my tormentors, then placing each doll in a pentagramic circle before stabbing out their eyes in a ritualized fire ceremony. Ophelia: Wow, Hamlet. That’s kinda fucked up. Hamlet: It gets worse.
Hamlet: It was either this or med school. Horatio: You never told me you wanted to be a doctor. What were you gonna specialize in? Hamlet: Abortion.
Hamlet: And I have a guacamole ball
Horatio: That is an avocado.
How Claudius saw Laertes when he tried to take over Denmark:
Hamlet after his soliloquy in act 2.2:
Ophelia (left) breaking up with Hamlet (right):
Horatio and/or Ophelia about Hamlet:
