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my body: LIE THE FUCK DOWN
me, already lying down, in bed, with a weighted blanket:
anyone else ever wish they could lie down harder? Like, I'm already horizontal, but I need more horizontal. I need to be absorbed by the floor. I think that would fix me
writer’s block (dry) = no desire to write, no ability to write (bearable)
writer’s block (wet) = HUGE desire to write, no ability to write (very evil)
I love how degrading and embarrassing it is to have big tits. No matter what you’re wearing, you can’t hide them, they’re too big and are always just out on display. Men will always know you as ‘that big tits slut’ and will never take you seriously. That’s why men have always liked you and how you got invited to all those parties.
And then you do finally track it down when you realize you had one of the characters wrong.
The true AO3 experience is trying to remember a very specific fic you read some time between 2013 and 2019 but you can only remember two of the characters, a vague idea of the plot outside of one specific scene, and you have no clue what the tags could have been.
shoutout if you’re also pre-registered for the march-april one too!!!
shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode