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buddy, you cant fuck osmosis jones. hes too small. you put him on your dick, he just goes on an adventure. he just has a car chase and learns a lesson.
Did I draw two of my favorite characters interacting at 1am? Yes. Did I draw it on a whiteboard? Yes. Do I have a sketchbook I could have drawn them in instead? Yes. But did I feel like it? Nope. Family bonding, or revelation devastation? I leave that up to you.
Park Seonghwa NSFW 18+ Natal Chart Analysis
I am going to try & not make this a PDF because this man is my ult & I have thought about this obsessively.
Disclaimer: All analysis is alleged & unconfirmed.
Explicit sexual content ahead: 18+ only.
Fantasise about it. Write about it. Think about it. Don't take it too seriously.
Seonghwa's sexual orientation is unknown so I will attempt to remain gender-neutral as possible.
Warning: I will be discussing more extreme kinks in this post so read at your own risk.
You are going to be so surprised, some of you will agree, some of you won't & that's okay.
Deep down however, you know I'm right.
Placements:
Aries Sun, Cancer Moon, Cancer Rising, Aquarius Venus, Aries Mars
Type:
Aquarius Venus means he does not have a type but is attracted to people who do not have traditions & values that are similar to his family. A member of Ateez that is more likely to be attracted/interested in foreigners.
His Venus in the 8th House offers that Scorpio influence to what he finds attractive. He likes people that are elegant, graceful & mysterious.
If you want to win over Seonghwa's heart, don't make it easy for him. Challenge him, question him, the more he can chase you, the more attracted to you he will be.
A lot of people on here think Seonghwa is a 🍒 man & they are mistaken. This man loves legs, particularly if your legs look hot in stockings & heels. Would always have you sitting on his lap & straddling his legs.
His is most attracted to people with Capricorn, Virgo, Aquarius, Libra, Gemini, Taurus, Scorpio Sagittarius or Leo placements.
Fuckboi Scale:
A STRONG 10!!
He can be the biggest player ever. The type of fuckboi to break your heart for your own character development.
His Moon in the 12th House means he struggles with being comfortable in expressing his needs. This makes him naturally more avoidant & prone to entering situationships & casual sex if it means he does not need to commit.
An AMAZING fic that represents fboi Seonghwa is @ateezmakemeweep 'You're The One That I Want'
Will it break your heart? Yes. Can you not stop reading it? Also yes.
Dynamics:
Seonghwa is a switch with HEAVY DOMINANT PREFERENCE! He is a huge control freak so he would not allow you to take control often but when he is submissive, he would want you to baby him & make him feel adored.
He can be soft or hard depending on what he feels you desire in the moment. If he is rough, he will give you the best aftercare & make you feel nurtured & special.
Kinks:
MOMMY/DADDY/SIR/MASTER! His Capricorn influence means he would prefer masculine terms but his Cancer Moon means he would also love to be called Mommy because he loves that you feel nurtured & safe with him.
@hongism and @sometimesiwritethings both have AMAZING mommy!Seonghwa fics that accurately represent Seonghwa's sexual style.
'Just lie back my love & let Mommy take care of you'
SPIT/CUM PLAY! People confuse breeding kink & cum play. He does not have a breeding kink & want to make his partner pregnant. He wants your stomach, legs, mouth, chest to be covered in his spit & cum as a form of marking.
'You look beautiful & sexy covered in me. I love how I'm the only you let me use you like this'.
CORRUPTION/HIS PARTNER BEING SHY & EMBARRASSED!
This is probably his BIGGEST KINK!
These two go hand in hand but he would love seeing you shy & embarrassed around him because it makes him feel sexy in knowing he is the reason you're acting like this. He would thoroughly enjoy an inexperienced partner that he can taint, consume, use & corrupt as he pleases.
After all this time & you're still so shy around me. Maybe I need to fuck the embarrassment out of you.'
EXHIBITIONISM/QUICKIES! The thought of getting caught drives him wild, the adrenaline of having to take you here & now in a bathroom stall where anyone could come in just so he can cover your mouth as he jackhammers you is what turns him on.
'Need to be quiet love, this will only take a few minutes'.
SENSORY DEPRIVATION! GIVING & RECEIVING! The very few times he would be your submissive, he would love for you to blindfold him so he can't see what is happening next. The adrenaline racing as he tries to figure out what is happening next. He would love it & he would love you even more afterwards.
'Please let me cum, I'll make you feel so good if I do, I promise!'
I reached my 10 images limit & can't post a photo here.
AND THATS NOT EVEN HALF OF IT!!
Anyway, I'll know you'll enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it.
If you like me to include a FIC RECS section that accurately represents the idol's sexual style, please let me know.
PLEASE comment & reblog my posts, it helps me stay motivated as a writer & these posts take a lot of time & research to create.
Next post will be uploaded 23/9 at midnight AEST.
The next member in the series is:
It's 10am 😭😭😭
SHFTQUFBCBX SHHHH don't ask any questions pls drawing stuff like this frazzles me 🫣
He's so fucking hot I want him to use me like a fucking onahole
"i like pretty and shiny things... that's why, i like you."
STOP. STOP STOP. Park Jimin pleaseeeeeee.
i am going feral.
I'm deceased.
LEAVE ME ALONE IN THIS MAD SUFFERING
alternative ending to Hellsing
Just imagine Integra, in the last episode of Hellsing OVA, when she cuts her finger to give Alucard blood, just in the last second pulls away and is like:
Sike, you're not getting any of this, this is 100% pure virgin bloo-
crying i love him so much😭😭thank you so much jimin for sharing this amazing album with us ♡
I KNOW IT'S WEDNESDAY BUT DOES EVERY PIECE OF FARM EQUIPMENT AN A 15 MILE RADIUS HAVE TO BE OPERATED RIGHT THIS SECOND???
I have sneezed 3 times today and it's only 10 am. I'm just waiting for my face to explode into blood.
you’re on your own kid.
APPARENTLY yesterday was Ash’s birthday, so now tons of HEARTBREAKING Banana Fish content is flooding my feed
This is because the fandom as a whole has allowed what was once an undertone of disrespect to Tae to become blatant in all spaces. I'm truly nauseated just thinking about it right now!
In what world do we deserve to see these men perform for us again? What right do we have to hope Tae creates and shares more for us to enjoy? What is the threshold of abuse his mental health can withstand? It would answer some folks' prayers, but I would not blame any of the 7 if they never appeared on camera together again.
Is it any wonder Wooga is rejoiced in the KTH house?
Can I get you so high you green out in the middle of us having sex?
what..
that scene in the half blood prince where one of the inferi is dragging harry down into the water
do you think maybe it was regulus thinking harry was james
SO HES SITTIN THERE @fairytings
KIM JONGIN for WKorea
(note: korean version of “netflix and chill” 🙈)