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**TRANSFORMERS PRIME ||AUTOBOT EDITION**

Bulkhead: Which one of you was going to tell me tea taste different if you put it in hot water?

Optimus: You were putting it in cold water?

Bumblebee: Bulkhead. Answer the question, Bulkhead...

Bulkhead: Yeah??? I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process, I didn't realize there was an actual reason.

Miko: You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes???

Jack: Why are you putting it in the microwave to BOIL IT???

Miko: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove?

Jack: IT TAKES LESS THAN A MINUTE!!!!

Miko: BESTIE IS YOUR STOVE POWERED BY THE FRAGGING SUN???

Jack: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON A STOVE?!

Miko: LIKE SEVEN MINUTES!!!

Raf: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes... less than that is you use a saucepan...

Miko: YOU’RE PUTTING THE WHOLE MUG ON A STOVE??? ON MEDUIM HEAT??? Your stove is enchanted.

Arcee: Every single person in this post is a fragging lunatic.

Ratchet: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FRAGGING KEETLE?