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i don’t understand how i can be freezing fucking cold in the daytime at 70° but the second i go to bed, at 67°, i can hardly tolerate a single sheet lest i combust

so like, normal people can just read and absorb and not space out halfway through every single paragraph? wild

somewhere along the lines the gods screwed up and put a golden retriever in this cat. somewhere out there someone has a golden retriever that’s actually a tuxedo cat. i’m convinced that there simply cannot be another explanation

a famous artist: the secret to getting good at art is understanding and memorizing your subject matter so you can visualize it from any angle as you’re drawing!

me, on the aphantasia spectrum: 👌

today i learned that zak bagans and i bought the exact same beanie from the exact same place on amazon

i log in an hour from midnight. i’ve missed the entire boop war

i don’t understand how i can have a deepish voice, a masculine haircut, facial hair, a flat chest, and a literal name tag on my chest that says “jack”, and still exclusively get called a “she”

the dichotomy of bird

I’M DOWN FOR AFFORDABLE HEALTHCARE ALTERNATIVES BUT ON WHAT PLANET WOJLD I EVER TRUST AMAZON OF ALL COMPANIES WITH MY FUCKING HEALTHCARE

behold, the animal i adopted to me my ESA who hides in the bathtub when im anxious

loving that i religiously sanitize with wipes and was the only one wearing a mask but i still get covid in 2024 from an airport 🥴

most modern cars are mostly run on software so why don’t they just loudly announce when it detects a break in to scare a guy off