Jeff Goldblum - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
fuckin' family... (kaos 2024)
Play Interstitial: Our Hearts Intertwined! The fanfic/Kingdom Hearts-inspired tabletop RPG where, in a single 2-hour one-shot:
Lightning McQueen (the knucklehead) can Tokyo Drift on top of the Snowpiercer train
Nicolas Cage Prime (the amalgam) can fully absorb Big Daddy (Kick-Ass) while the latter is restrained by Jeff Goldblum (the friend)'s bestie the Incredible Hulk (the discarded)
Zapp Brannigan (the prodigy) can bond with Spider-Man Noir (Into the Spider-verse) at the restaurant car bar after bathing in the Colour Out of Space (2019) in the onboard spa
Mr Benn (the connected) can use the power of good manners to stop Milton (Drive Angry) from driving a train full of Nicolas Cage alts straight to Supernatural supermegahell simply to escape the chill of a frozen earth
Just saw Thor Ragnarok
Jeff Goldblum as Zeus calling all his god children to complain about the mean humans, but no one is picking up, and his voicemails get increasingly more frustrated, will live rent free in my brain for the foreseeable future.