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I was interested in describing Risotto's thoughts about his work, because he really has something to do with justice

Risotto Nero relationship headcanons [NSFW]

Do I have a shit ton of IT assignments that I haven’t even started working on that are due on Monday? Yes. Is writing about Risotto’s dick more important to me? Also yes.💖

SFW:

Being in a relationship with Risotto is weird, to say the least. If you aren’t involved with Passione, he will refuse to tell you absolutely anything about his job or get you involved in any sort of way. He’ll refuse to talk about literally anything.

If you are affiliated with Passione, you will know what he does regardless if you work with La Squadra or not. He doesn’t mind it as long as you accept him for what he is.

He'll mostly work during the day, coming home late in the evening the only thing on his mind will be relaxing with you.

Risotto's way of showing affection is a lot more physical than you’d expect. He especially likes kissing your forehead or hugging you from behind. He also likes holding you close when you sleep, watching over you makes him feel more at ease.

NSFW:

Risotto is very much a top and a dom.

He definitely has his dick pierced, he has a Jacob’s ladder and an ampallang.

Risotto is kinky, he is into BDSM and overstimulation. Nothing brings him more pleasure than seeing you under him shaking and squirming. He's open to trying anything you want as long as it doesn’t involve anything dangerous, he already sees too much agony in his line of work and he’s not keen on bringing it to an environment where both of you feel safe.

Risotto loves hearing your voice, every time you moan it just spurs him to fuck you harder and harder. The same thing goes for praise or compliments, just hearing you say things like “Every inch of my body is yours” or “No one can make me cum like you do” will drive him wild.

Be prepared to be pampered the morning after, Risotto will be pretty much at your beck and call. He knows that he can be intense sometimes and he's willing to make up for it in any way he can.

La Squadra urbex headcanons

I had a dream about this a while back and I KNEW that I had to write something

Risotto Nero:

Good in theory, a disaster in practice. As much as Risotto likes the idea of it, he’ll most likely won’t participate because of how tall and broad he is.

Also, his love for long and flowy clothes will make it difficult for him to move around, he’ll either get caught on something or get a concussion from hitting his head on low doorways and ceilings or get a face full of cobwebs for his troubles.

To make up for his inability to go out and explore himself, he watches an absurd amount of urbex videos in his spare time.

Prosciutto: Nope! No way. Don’t even think that he’ll willingly step a foot into an old, abandoned, dusty building if it isn't a mission and he isn't getting paid for it, he definitely doesn’t get the appeal or understand what he’s supposed to do.

Not to mention his wardrobe, he wears expensive designer suits, and God forbid he ruins them.

But he does encourage his teammates (especially Pesci) to go out and explore, saying that it’s good for training, but in reality, he’s just old and doesn’t see the fun in it.

Pesci: Surprisingly, he enjoys urbex very much.

His favorite places to explore are usually large and open, for example, sports arenas or theme parks. He also takes lots of amateurish pictures to show his Aniki and Risotto, since they usually don’t want to come with him. 

He's very respectful and usually sticks to the group he’s exploring with. Overall, he’s just there to have fun and take pretty pictures.

Formaggio: Occasionally goes with the gang when he has nothing better to do. He likes exploring old houses or anything with lots of clutter, mostly because he pockets some of the cool-looking things even though you’re not supposed to do that. 

He's the best at finding abandoned spots around town since he knows most of the locals around town. His stand is also very useful when it comes to getting past fences or barred doors and windows. 

He will make fun of the edgy graffiti on the walls.

Illuso: He isn’t a fan of urbex, much like Prosciutto he doesn’t like wandering around dusty and decrepit places he can be bribed into doing it easily enough. 

Likes helping Pesci out with his photography, he's a master when it comes to finding and arranging props or finding the right light and camera angle. 

His stand is also useful for getting into fenced or boarded-up areas.

Ghiaccio: He loves urbex! Though he often strays from the group, he still has fun exploring abandoned places. His favorite spots are large stadiums and construction sites where he can exercise, parkour, and show off his techwear. 

Has an affinity for tall buildings and vantage points as well, he feels like he’s on top of the world when he can literally look down on his group from some scaffolding and challenge someone to race him across the building.

Keeps a journal with all of the places he’s been to, what he liked and disliked about it and what to look out for.

Melone: He likes it enough to tag along with the group most of the time, especially if Formagio is there. He’ll goof off with him and Pesci for the most part. 

Although he’ll be a bit well behaved if they're in a hospital since he wants to go through the various documents and bottles, spouting out medical and biological facts that scar anyone unfortunate enough to be near him. 

He is the only one aware that black mold exists and usually grabs a few respirators for the gang before going out.

Gelato: Yet another person who does it to hang out with some of his fellow assassins, although his idea of hanging out may end up giving someone a heart attack one day. 

Sometimes he’ll go off on his own for a few minutes to “check something out” and scare everyone else shitless when he decides to run at the group screaming bloody murder. Often takes creepy pictures of the building, though most of the pictures he brings back are of the mortified faces of his teammates. 

He mellows out after some time and hangs out with Ghiaccio or graffities some of the walls and floors. Sorbet: He’s another old man who prefers to stay back. He'll laugh at the pictures Gelato brings back and listens to the guys talk about what other fun things happened. 

His crippling fear of bugs also keeps him from going anywhere near any abandoned house. 

Keeps albums of the best pictures Gelato has taken. He also comes up with some creative concepts and sketches for Gelato to use when he tags buildings.