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Merlin au where nobody (not even lancelot) finds out about merlin having magic bc merlin is actually really good at using his inside voice and also because he isn't so so so anxious about being *revealed*.
Why is he not anxious you ask?
Because he isn't scared, he's embarrassed.
Merlin goes through like a decade of secrecy and eventually he like finally awkwardly tells Arthur before the final battle cause you know he can help and stuff and Arthur is just completely flabbergasted before becoming upset and distraught,
"why didn't you tell me? You don't trust me?"
And Merlin has to stand there awkwardly and be like, "I'm sorry I literally just didn't know how to bring it up. Like at the beginning I was like well... I just didn't know you that well right? And then I like tried to bring it up in conversation but I got interrupted a few times... which like... embarrassing, and then you were all like, 'urgh magic is evil', and then it just felt awkward bringing it up you know? And then it had been a few years and I was woah I can't say anything NOW cause like it's been too long? I missed my chance and ugh this is so embarrassing!"
And he's like blushing and rubbing the back of his neck and Arthur just stands there with growing disbelief and resignation (and ofc some fondness) as he realizes for the millionth time that merlin is a fucking idiot.
Nope never happened you must have dreamed it :]
remember when mike and mine cosplayed as qfit and qpac, facetimed pac and kissed
did that actually happen or did i have a fever dream
Forest hunt
So apparently, when people send you to “hunt down a fox that brings bad luck” they don’t tell you that once you shoot it, it turns into a beautiful person that you’ll then obsess about
What if we kissed 😳😳 in the Heart of Etheria 🙀and it was so strong we healed, glowed rainbows, and saved the universe🙈 ..and we were both girls!?
I love how Heinrey's so whipped with Navier ( ˘ ³˘)
ur so real for that like we should def makeout ♡
no fucking way are you real? Cuz I can’t comprehend how tf you write shit like smut out of REAL PEOPLE? and then have the fucking nerve to say oh I love these people. Shaking my fucking head.
“get on the bed,” anon growls when they come into the room. eyes low, quickly ridding themself of their clothes while you hurriedly move yourself from your desk to the bed. you follow their actions and take off your clothes, and anon gets on top of you.
they must have had a rough day at work, being a bit more aggressive with you than usual. they smash their lips onto yours, and you gasp at the action. anon shoves their tongue into your mouth without warning, and you open up your mouth more so they can explore the warm cavern with their tongue.
you moan when anon brings their hand to your chest, taking your breast in their hand to pinch your nipples.
“a-anon… please don’t tease me”
“be patient, slut” they hiss, pulling away from your mouth to suck hickeys into your neck. their fingers slide down your body… dipping into your folds.
the way anon rolled your clit in their fingers had you whimpering, before you almost screamed when you felt their fingers slip into your hole.
“so wet y/n… so needy just from me kissing you” they laugh, and you feel yourself getting close from the combination of anons fingers inside you and on your clit.
“nonie ‘m gonna c-cum!” you grip the bedsheets below you, and anon lets out a small hum of approval for you to cum. with a few more strokes you were seeing white. clenching around their fingers uncontrollably while you ride out your orgasm.
after catching your breath, anon pulls their fingers out of you and flips you on your back. “we aren’t done here, baby.”
okay on a real note, if you don’t like it… don’t read it! you’re on tumblr! you’re going to find smut in literally any fandom you look at on this app (like fork in a kitchen…) 😭
here’s a quick tutorial on how to make sure you don’t see anything like this again:
ill let you know right now that i reallyyyyy don’t gaf… and i’m keeping this as nice as i possibly can. like seriously just block and scroll 🤷🏽
any other responses i get like this i’m just gonna ignore btw… because its so easy to not see smut of you don’t want to see it