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JOÃO FÉLIX FC Barcelona - Cádiz CF | LaLiga (April 13th, 2024)
NOT HER……..
New x male reader Writer!
!!Repost!!
Hey, what’s up? Kai here, I’m a fairly new writer. English is my 3rd language, so please be kind with my grammar. You’ll mostly find me writing for:
Neymar Jr x male reader - Pablo Gavi x male reader - Jude Bellingham x male reader - Finely Burns x male reader - Joao Felix x male reader - and more…
Please don’t be shy to request. As this gives me more inspiration :)
Bye!!
My requests are open for:
Neymar Jr x Male Reader - Pablo Gavi x Male Reader - Jude Bellingham x Male Reader - Finely Burns x male reader - Joao Felix x male reader - and more…
If you want to request a male!oc (original character) or a gn (gender neutral) don’t be shy! But please don’t request anything too crazy ifykyk.
Bye!
Joao Felix x Male reader
Summary: joão and reader fall in love after reader broke up.
Important
Warnings: mentions of abuse and sa
Fc: Charles Leclerc
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Yourinstagram
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Yourinstagram silly me to fall in love with you ~
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Yourbestiesname u deserve better
Joaofelix79 his loss
Yourbestiesname it was his loss fr
Ynfan2 like???
Billieeilish Sending love<3
Arianagrande stay strong🤍
Ynfan1 hope your doing alright
Yourinstagram
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Yourinstagram Rather be hell than alone ~
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Joaofelix79 looking to good to be alone
Youinstagram hit me up pls
Sza yes please!!!
Finneas looking good 👀
Ynfan2 damn he is rlly turning every1 gay
Judebellingham handsome
Joaofelix79
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Joaofelix79 guess who I’m texting
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Yourinstagram me ofc
Joaofelix79☺️
Joaosimp1 oh?
Joaoyourlastname im so ready for this relationship
Yourinstagram same teehee 🤭
Billieeilish i ship hard!!!
Ynfan2 even billie ships, i think we have a new couple in the making 👀
Sza already my fav cou- friendship
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Dailymail y/n has reportedly filed a lawsuit against ex for Sa and abuse. We currently have no specific date on when the trail wil be held. We here at dailymail wish y/n the best of luck.
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Ynfan1 can’t wait till the world sees how evil his ex is
Ynhater1 wbk he’s going to lose💀
Yourbestiesname bffr
Joaofelix79 it’s in two days y’all
Yourinstagram ^^ what this dumbass said
Billiefan1 we will be supporting y/n in this household
Exbf_name we already know y/n already bought the judge lmaoooo
Ynupdates
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Ynupdates after a long 12 hours of tension, tears and talking, y/n’s case is finally over. Ariana grande, Billie Eilish, João felix, Nicki Minaj and many more friends of y/n were seen leaving the courtroom. We don’t know every detail, so more news coming soon!
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Joaofelix79 everyone in that room was there for y/n 🤭
Billiefan1 like i said everyone in this household is supporting y/n
Nickiminaj let’s talk about the tension in that room
Arianagrande you could literally see it😭
Sza most tense 12 hours of my liffee
Billieeilish i love how nameex was so silent during my testimony teehee 🤭
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Yourinstagram “bitch we won” ~ random lady. Thanks for all the love, means more than you think 🤍 📸 : @joaofelix79
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Joaofelix79 best flight i’ve ever been on;*
Yourbestiesname PLEASE JOÃO😭
Billieeilish fav person on this earth<3
Sza PLS joão’s comment??? Explain…
Yourinstagram pls girl lemme have fun 🥰
Neymarjr ❤️❤️❤️
Arianagrande wouldn’t have thought otherwise
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Joaofelix79
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Joaofelix79 proud to call you dad- babe<3
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Yourinstagram pls💀 love you more baby <3
Judebellingham oh? Can i jo- congrats 🥳
Yourinstagram fine by m- JUDE PLEASE
Arianagrande uhm what’s goin on in these comments, congratulations…
Sza told you; my fav couple
Billieeilish cutee phottoooo congrattssss
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Yourinstagram proud to call you mine🤍
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Joaofelix79 yes papi ☺️
Arianagrande 😀
Billieeilish all loveeeee
Zendaya the cutest little dog 🤍
Sza stuck in them 20 something<3
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Sorry i am shocked at how bad this is 😀
João Felix x male reader
Note: took this chance to ease out my inbox and ran with it.
Important
Requested by: @k1ng0fmyheart & anon
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Waffles
Y/n’s Pov:
“I’m home!” I yell as i enter my house. No reply, mhm weird. But didn’t think much of it, since joão often wears headphones with noise cancelling. So he wouldn’t be able to hear me either way.
I take off my jacket and hang it on the clothing racket, I also take off my shoes. I walk the living room and close the door behind me. As soon as I walk in the kitchen I see my boyfriend João, I walk up to him and wrap my arms around him.
“Oh hey, meu amor” he say, startled by me. He turns around and my stomach just fills with butterflies as soon as I see his cute face. [my love]
“Hey beautiful. What are you making?” I ask as I lean in for a kiss. God what was he pretty.
“I’m making waffles! How was working, on a Saturday?” He asked kind of mocking me. I was a teacher but needed to attend a important meeting, luckily i was being paid.
“It was okay. The waffles smell delicious.” I said looking in to his dark eyes. “Missed your pretty face.”
“I missed yours as well, I also did the laundry.” He said giving me a kiss. I kissed him back, giving him a wink as I left to change in to my sweats.
As soon as I got to the 2nd floor I noticed it was particularly clean, João definitely did more than ‘just laundry’ wich isn’t anything new. 
I walked into our shared bedroom, and opened our closet. I looked for a good second but didn’t see anything cute, so i looked at my boyfriends side and immediately saw something actually kind of cute. I quickly put it on, it fitted a bit tightly since I’m a bit buffer than João.
(You’re wearing this)
I walk downstairs being scared of his reaction, knowing he has a short temper. As I walk in the living room I see him playing Fifa with concentration. He’s good at it, it’s cute to see him concentrate. He scores, finally looking around and finally sees me. He looks blushes.
“You look great,love.” He said, as leans in to kiss me. Our lips connect.
“Thank you.” I say blushing.
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This is so disappointing this took me like 4 days😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 but like I already said I take mental health serious. Sk sorry if this is short, it’s the best i can to with my current mental state❤️
{🍇} - REQUESTLIST
Don’t be shy to request celebrities/singers or any fictional character.
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Soccer
Neymar Jr
Jude Bellingham
João Felix
Phil Foden
Pablo Gavi
Pedri
Mason Mount
Achraf Hakimi
Kylian Mbappé
* You can request anybody else but the chances I will not do it wil be a lot bigger *
F1
Charles Leclerc
Max Verstappen
Daniel Ricciardo
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{🌂} request rules!
Do’s
Smut
Their is a limited things I’ll say no to (excl !ncest. Idc)
All fandoms can request
Top reader
Gender neutral and non binary reader.
Non queer people
Don’t
Female readers
Sub reader
The weird kinks
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soccer master list
request
💜 NEYMAR JR
★ Hyper bf
★ Why? (Pt.1)
★ “Minha vida”
★ Making out
💜 JUDE BELLINGHAM
★ Pressure
★ Injured
💜 JOÃO FELIX
★ Falling in love
★ Stealing clothes
💜 PHIL FODEN
★ Tall Bf! ("Headcanons!")
💜 PABLO GAVI
★ Instagram au
💜 MASON MOUNT
★ Instagram au
There's no place like home - Joao Felix x reader
Joao Felix x female!reader
Requested? Yes/No: Anon: lazy s3x w joao
Warnings: Smut, 18+++ (male oral receiving, unprotected sex, wrap it before you tap it!) swearing, fluff
Word Count: 1.5K
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English summertime wasn’t like the rest of Europe. The rain outside suggested that it was more wintertime rather than the middle of July. Joao was on his break for the summer and considering the two of you couldn’t go out and enjoy London you opted for a lazy afternoon. The pair of you were laying on the sofa watching The Wizard of Oz. When you’d met Joao he’d told you he’d never seen the film. Making a mental note you were adamant you’d get him to watch it one day and what better time to watch a film with an ongoing thunderstorm outside?
You were laying on his bare chest, your eyes glued to the screen as the brunette ran his hands through your hair, glancing down at your figure, a small smile on his lips as he took in how attentive you were to the film. He glanced over at the screen before speaking.
“Why didn’t the munchkins just kill the witch if she was such a problem?”
You turned your head to look back up at him, your large doe eyes making Joao melt in a heartbeat. “Because you can only kill anyone by accident.” Your eyes looked over to the screen before looking back at him. “Dorothy didn’t mean to kill the witch, any death we see in the film is accidental. Glinda rules over Oz and she cast a spell which didn’t allow murder.”
“Then why didn’t they just plan to kill the witch and make it look like an accident?”
“Because that wouldn’t really be an accident, would it?” You smirked as you spoke, Joao mirrored your expression before he leaned down and planted a kiss on your forehead.
“You know sometimes I hate watching films with you.”
“Why?”
“Because you always know everything.” “Well, what else am I supposed to do whilst you’re at work?”
“Hmm… true…” His hands now went to your waist, his grip tightening on your body as you felt his hips buck. “God you’re so pretty.”
One hand left your waist to cup your jaw, forcing you to look at him he slowly leant down and planted a kiss on your lips. You kissed him back instantly, your mouths slowly moving on one another. Shifting you now straddled his waist, and your hands went to his jaw as you slowly started to grind down on his clothed cock.
He moaned at your actions, his hips bucking up into yours as he pulled away from the kiss. His hands now went to the hem of your shirt which ironically belonged to him. His cold hands on your stomach made you jump slightly which earnt you a low laugh from your boyfriend. His hands went higher and fell upon your boobs.
“Joao…”
“What baby?” As he spoke he swiftly pulled your shirt over your head. “Such a pretty girl…”
“You’re such a tease.” Your hands tugged on the waistband of his shorts.
“You’re one to talk.” He pinched your nipples as he spoke, the sudden sharp feeling making you grind harder into him. “Remember the end of the season awards? When all you did was tease me? Constantly begging for my cock until I bent you over the car and fucked you until you forgot your name…”
His words caused you to moan, only growing more impatient with him. “Please…”
“So needy…” He kissed you again before raising his hips up. He effortlessly pulled his shorts and boxers down before pulling your clothed hips onto his bare ones. His hand slowly started to pump himself as he watched your eyes light up. “I need your mouth meu anjo…”
You didn’t hesitate. Moving down his body you trailed light kisses down his body, the feeling giving him goosebumps. When you reached his cock you glanced up at him before kissing the tip, now it was your time to tease him. Your hand had replaced his, slowly moving up and down his large cock. You planted another kiss this time further down but still not enough for him to feel the slightest release.
“y/n… please dom’t tease…”
“Who’s the needy one now?” Your tongue slowly darted across the tip, collecting the precum that had spilt from your teasing.
“Good girl…” He moaned as you slowly started to take him into your mouth, your head bobbing around his cock, with every stroke you started to get deeper. Joao did his best not to grab your hair and force you down onto him but it was proving harder by the second. His hands moved through your hair, tugging at the strands with every movement.
You took the hint and changed your pace, moving faster he began to hit the back of your throat. The sound of you gagging around him was one he’d never grow tired of. His head fell back and his stomach muscles tightened at the pleasure growing inside of him. Your hand moved in sync with your mouth, at first you were gentle but the rough movements of his hips and the hand in your hair caused you to quicken.
You could feel he was getting close but he suddenly pulled your hair hard enough that your mouth left his cock and now you were looking up at him with pleading eyes. Joao's thumb went to your lips and swiped any mess from your lips before planting his thumb in your mouth. “Suck.” He commanded which you happily obliged. “Good girl.” His thumb left your mouth but continued to trace your bottom lip.
“I need you.” You moaned at his actions.
“Where do you need me, baby?”
“I need you to fuck me…”
Joao smacked your ass, a chuckle leaving his lips as you let out a light yelp at his sudden actions. “I want you to ride me.”
Nodding you shifted on the sofa, quickly slipping off your underwear you straddled him once again. Joao’s hands went to your hips, guiding you onto his cock. No matter how many times the two of fucked you would never get used to his size. Gripping on his skin your nails left marks on his shoulder as he entered you.
“Move when you want to.” He leaned up and kissed your lips, his thumb caressing your cheek as you slowly rose your hips before grinding back down onto him.
At first, your movements were slow, Joao guiding you gently as you rode him. His hands started to grip tighter on your hips, he was silently begging to fuck you harder. You were bouncing on his cock at a steady pace but his actions made you slowly speed up.
His hands went up to your boobs, cupping and pinching your nipples as you continued to ride him. Joao started to buck his hips as you started to speed up, his actions hitting you in all the right places. “Fuck Joao…” Your head fell back as you moaned, your hands resting on his stomach to steady yourself as his hips started to move faster.
“You feel so good princesa…” Joao moved one hand to your neck, pulling you close enough that he could latch his lips against your neck. His teeth bit your skin, each shudder of pain mixed with pleasure as he started to thrust harder.
Your eyes scrunched at the sudden sharp pain, a gasp which quickly turned to a moan leaving your mouth. Your moans only encouraged Joao more. His mouth left your neck, a smirk on his lips as he admired his artwork on your skin. “So good for me.” His hand once on your hips now made its way to your clit. His thumb added more pleasure to your body and if it wasn’t for Joao holding you up you would’ve collapsed on his chest. “Aren’t you?”
“Yes, Joao…” You started to bounce faster. Joao knew he couldn’t hold himself back for much longer and luckily for him you couldn’t either. “Fuck I’m gonna come…”
“Yeah?” His actions quickened. His thumb sped up, adding more pressure on your clit which caused the familiar pit in your stomach to build.
“Fuck Joao I’m close…”
“My name from your mouth sounds like a dream…” He kissed you again, tugging gently on your bottom lip as he pulled back. “You gonna come?”
“Yes, Joao…” Your body started to slow, your hips only being moved by your boyfriend's hands. “Fuck…” You felt yourself grow tighter around him.
“Come for me y/n.” He moaned in your ear and that was all you needed.
Your body began to shake as your high washed over you. The tight feeling around him made Joao finish deep inside you. Holding you down on his cock as he finished his forehead leaned against yours as his high finished.
“Good girl.” He kissed your lips again, the pair of you catching your breaths.
You went to move off from his cock but he held you firmly in place. He slowly pulled you back down to lean on his chest whilst still inside of you, the film still playing in the background. “I know I hate the cold but I wouldn’t mind if the rain never stopped. You both shared a laugh at his words before you kissed his bare shoulder.
There really is no place like home.
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Buy me a coffee <3
✿﹒FAKE TEXTS¹﹒📱꒱꒱
⋆˚࿔ part one 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ part two
author’s note: hi, first post ( ๑ ˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و ♡. here are some fake imsg chats ft. ballers i fw that i made (but A LOT are missing). i tried to make the texts match their personalities, but other than that i hope you enjoyed <3. i’m so nervous for euros tn tho omg... (rooting for spain xx)
joão félix back at chelsea is DEFINITELY what i wanted to see this year
fake texts³ ໒꒰ ´ ` ⑅ ꒱
part one. part two.
💌ྀ part three has arrived loves ! ᨳ(. ˘ ³(´ ˘ . ). i enjoy making these sm, they're so fun. also, is it bad that i still believe in murdyk ??? lmk if i'm cancelled 😞.
he doesn’t wanna be saved 💔.
LMAOOOOOOO FRRR
They are all made by me, actually all three represent me
Not ppl actually believing hector fort has a gf it’s so obvious lamine and Joao are joking and teasing him because there’s rumors 😭
They’re so obviously being sarcastic and teasing
(Translation: who took the photo
The girlfriend hector has a girlfriend)
guys i want to try to write stories again but idk who to write abt & if i should continue my song prompts 😓😓