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It’s just a quick little subtle thing, but it makes me happy: when Joe crosses in front of Nicky, Nicky raises his gun so it’s not aimed at Joe, then lowers it once Joe has crossed out of the way. He’s not risking accidentally shooting Joe.

joe and nicky + underappreciated moments

Yes, I have just stumbled head first into another fandom..... High key, The Old Guard is awesome and the best movie I’ve seen in a while and I can’t wait to investigate further.

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☕️ joenicky

they changed the chemistry of my brain, actually.

like, no joke. i watched the old guard in the autumn of 2020 and since then not a day has gone by in which i have not thought about them and their casual intimacy, and the way they met during the crusades, and the way theyve know eachother for over a millennia, and they way they continue loving eachother every single day, and the emotion in joes voice when he said ”hes the moon when im lost in darkness and warmth when i shiver in cold”, and the way they bumped foreheads to check if they were both okay, and the pure desperation on joes face when nicky was shot in merricks, and nickys gentle and quiet gazes which say so much, and just their pure adoration for eachother OH. 

They are so fucking wonderful

Every day that Netflix doesn’t sell prints of The Old Guard art it commissioned — especially this Brian Stelfreeze piece — is another day my heart hurts.

So, are we not going to talk about the adorable snort Nicky let out when Joe said, 'Bed head?'.

He laughed and SNORTED.

Can we get a fic where Joe does everything in his power to make Nicky snort-laugh?

So, last night at the hell hole called my job, I had a thought; The Old Guard/Mr. And Mrs. Smith.

Joe and Nicky as Mr. And Mrs. Smith. The gun fight between the two. The sex afterwards.

Joe pinning Nicky to the wall.

Nicky punching Joe after. Them both laughing about it.

The stories they would tell each other and just watching them fall in love all over again.

bjtremike.exe has stopped working. Please reboot.

don’t think about joe’s endurance when it comes to fucking nicky. don’t think about how he fucks nicky slow and sensual, and change his pace when nicky least expects it. don’t think about how the last time joe fucks nicky, he lasted for about four hours and he’s been edging nicky the whole time, yet made him come three times wet and two times dry, and it’s painful, but it was worth it. don’t think about how joe’s stamina in bed rivalled that when he’s on missions, that in bed he can have nicky rides him for however long it’d take nicky to come, and stay there before sitting up and lifts just-came-nicky so effortlessly it’s embarrassing to hear how nicky mewls, bc fuckkkkk his husband is strong but fuckkkk when he comes again from the manhandling. joe would be smug watching how limp he got nicky, but don’t think about how he plugs nicky up before his cum can trickle out, and definitely don’t think about how nicky spends the rest of the day half turned on and feverish on lust bc while the plug does not vibrate, its weight sure is quite hefty, and don’t think about how nicky is reminded of joe’s own thick cock is encased by his inside, velvety soft and honestly much more desirable. don’t think about nicky who thinks about joe’s endurance when they got this horny, bc i’m not thinking about it. i’m sleeping. goodnight 👌🏼👀✨

So, guess who tested positive for Covid-19 and gets to be in quarantine until the 7th?

Yep. This girl!

I'm going to try not to think about it and maybe possibly get some writing done.

And thanks to @maghrib-genova I've fallen in love with Roberta/Pierre and have had an idea rolling around in my head for weeks now. Maybe I can get a chance to actually write it.

I'm not going to let this beat me. Or anyone I love. Fuck this virus. Fuck 2020. I'm going to focus on what makes me happy and hopefully this will fly by.

Looking on in amusement, Majid watched as Fabio's dogs tore apart one of his oldest friends. He really should have known better than cross him. His Zingaro, always so quick to anger. Even to the people closest to him.

As Fabio walked past, sanitizing his hands, Majid reached out, grabbing his arm and pulling him into his lap. Back pressed tightly against his chest as his hand came up, silencing any protest Fabio most likely had.

"Look at the mess you've made," Majid growled in his ear, grinning at the full body shiver he received. "No one is safe from your wrath. Are they, my love?"

"Fucker deserved it," Fabio gasped out, only able to get in small bouts of air under Majid's tight grip.

Majid chuckled early. "Of that, I have no doubt." He bit down on Zingaro's earlobe, smiling at the groan he let out. "But, that's not all it was. Is it? You get off on it. On the violence. On the blood. The pure chaos. It's even better when it's your own creation, isn't it?"

Fabio couldn't help the moan that bubbled up in his throat at Majid's words. Paired with the hand around his throat and the sound of his dogs tearing apart the double crosser outside, he could feel his pants getting tighter.

Majid huffed a laugh, nose brushing against his temple. "That's what I thought. You need the control. Need to be the one who gave the order. But this time, you listen to MY order. Touch yourself."

Fabio jerked in Majid's grip. He hated being told what to do. Absolutely despised it. That's why he gave the orders and had people under him. But, Majid's commanding tone made him want to obey. He reached down and began to undo his belt.

"No!" Majid's grip tightened on his throat, causing his back to arch. "You're not going to pull your cock out. You're going to rub yourself while still in your pants. I want to see you make a mess of yourself."

Fabio growled out in disgust, but found himself cupping his erection through his jeans, gasping through his teeth at the pleasure his simple touch created.

"That's it, baby," Majid breathed, pressing his own hard length into Fabio's backside with a roll of his hips. Having this power over Fabio always got him riled up. Knowing that he was the only one who could give Fabio orders was a high that no drug could give him. "Get yourself off for me."

He used his grip on Fabio's neck to tilt his head to the side, exposing the creamy skin to his hungry mouth as he latched on to the juncture between his neck and shoulder, sucking harshly.

Fabio cried out in ecstasy, grinding his palm down on his cock as Majid nipped at his skin.

Pushing back against the thrusts of Majid's hips, he felt pinned. But in a good way. An intoxicating way. He loved feeling so helpless in Majid's hold. It was the only time he didn't mind not being on control. Especially since he knew that Majid would never hurt him. Well, not unless he asked for it.

"You love this, don't you? Love the screams as someone dies by your order. The blood from the wounds your beloved dogs make. Love knowing it was you that ended a life. But, you love this more."

Majid wrapped his free arm around Fabio's waist, pulling him down harder on to his lap as he ground his cock up into the cleft of his ass. "Being used for my pleasure. Taking whatever order I give you. Even with being the clean freak that you are, you'll cum in your pants. Just because I told you too."

Fabio rested his head back on Majid's shoulder, trying to breathe against the tight grip around his throat. His hand pressed harder against himself at his lover's words.

He was right. If Majid told him to, he would bathe in mud.

No matter how disgusting it would be.

"Majid," Fabio groaned out.

"Are you close, baby?" Majid's lips brushed against his jaw line as he spoke.

Fabio nodded, pressing up against his hand and back against Majid's cock as he got close to the edge.

"Then come." Majid's teeth sank deep into Fabio's neck.

Fabio screamed his release, his cum coating the inside of his pants. He vaguely felt Majid's hips stutter as he groaned out his own orgasm, riding the waves of pure euphoria.

He took in a much needed gulp of air as Majid released his grip on his throat, wrapping his arm tight around Fabio's chest, pulling them flush together as they came down, panting for breath.

After Fabio's breathing was more under control, he turned his head, lips brushing against Majid's cheek.

Majid tilted his head down, sliding their mouths together as his fingers curled around Fabio's long hair.

They pulled apart and shared a smile. Majid's nose rubbing against Fabio's, making him huff out a laugh.

"I hate you," Fabio mumbled as he felt the cum in his pants start to dry and become sticky.

Majid laughed. "No you don't." He pressed a kiss against his love's temple, turning his gaze to the window when he realized that the screaming from earlier had stopped. He whistled when he saw that the body resembled more ground beef than human, thanks to Fabio's dogs. "That's two messes you need to clean up."

Fabio waved his hand in dismissal. "Get someone else to do it."

Majid threw his head back and laughed as Fabio turned in his arms, tucking his head under his chin.

I'm so happy you liked it! I literally just wrote it off the top of my head.

If anyone wants to read it, I do have it posted to my account and it's edited, So it's a bit better than what I left in the comment section. This was actually very fun to write. I hope to do more with this pairing.

Zingaro was showing remorse after he let’s his dogs attacked his own bestfriend.

......I don't know know what to say.

Yesterday, I wrote a little ficlet based on a gif post of Jeeg Robot. And it is a Fabio/Majid fic. It's very smutty and I love this pairing.

I posted it to my ao3 with the name Quick to Anger. I posted it on here first and got such amazing feed back and I am so thankful and happy that people actually liked it.

But, the first comment I received from ao3 was, 'lady gaga talented brilliant incredible etc gif'.

.....Did ........Did I just get compared to Lady Gaga????? WHAT???? I do NOT deserve that comparison. Not at all! But I'm thankful that someone liked my work enough to compare me to such a amazing person as her!

I don't deserve this, but I love you guys!

I edited my ficlet of Majid/Zingaro. I feel like it's a little more intense now. It's called Quick to Anger. I'm going to post the link. I'm not sure if it will work.

If it doesn't, my name on AO3 is the same here, bjtremike.

Pretty sure I just got blocked by someone for saying that The Old Guard fandom needs to shut the fuck up about it being racist if Joe tops Nicky.

Seriously?

This shit has gotten out of hand. People are now saying that a sexual position is racist.

How? Literally how in the fuck is sex now racist?

I'm saying this for the last time:

FANFICTION IS A FANTASY! IF I WANT TO IMAGINE TWO MEN FUCKING, WHAT DOES IT MATTER TO ANYONE BUT ME WHO I WANT TO GET FUCKED AND WHO I WANT TO DO THE FUCKING?

Also, a little TMI, I'm a sub. And usually when I get into fandoms, I associate myself with my favorite character. And if I ship them with someone, I usually put them on bottom.

Nicky is my favorite. So, I put him on bottom. And who the hell can look at Joe and not think, 'damn, I want him to hold me down and make me call him daddy'?

Sex is not about racism. Fanfiction is not about racism.

Are we done? Can we stop with this bullshit?

Same thing. If you don't like it, ignore it. A lot of times, yes I have read stories where Joe prioritizes Nicky's pleasure. He's being a service top. Someone who won't find sexual gratification until their partner does. Which, personally, I find very sweet.

We are not trying to make Joe be angry or just plain rough. But, a lot of fandoms will have stories where they turn a character dark. It happens. Everything that we write about between two FICTIONAL CHARACTERS is completely consensual. Who doesn't want a little bit of rough sex every once in a while.

We know that 90% of the time, Joe is making sweet sweet love to Nicky. Worshiping him the way he deserves. Just like I don't think it's only top! Joe. They've been together for 900 years. Not one person is going to be top the entire time. We aren't that dumb. And we know that Nicky would completely lay Joe out and kiss every inch of his body while telling him in a mix of italian and arabic how much he loves him.

And the only reason a lot of people make Nicky smaller, is because he IS. Not in the comics. We know that. But in the movie? Yeah. Marwen is pretty ripped. Luca is a little shorter than him and not as muscled. BUT, it is always emphasized the size of his shoulders and how strong he looks.

We don't kink shame. And we definitely don't tell people how wrong they are just for having fantasies. We are tired of being called racist just because we like having Joe on top. And yes, that literally is what it boils down to. That is the only argument I've ever seen on this stupid ass subject.

Just like someone once said it was racist to make Nicky an Omega and Joe an Alpha in a/b/o. How???

I personally think that if Nicky wants to get fucked good and hard, Joe would do everything in his power to make his husband's fantasy a reality. Because that's just who Joe is.

He is very giving and caring. And will do anything for his heart. That's why we like Joe on top.

I'm done with this argument.

Pretty sure I just got blocked by someone for saying that The Old Guard fandom needs to shut the fuck up about it being racist if Joe tops Nicky.

Seriously?

This shit has gotten out of hand. People are now saying that a sexual position is racist.

How? Literally how in the fuck is sex now racist?

I'm saying this for the last time:

FANFICTION IS A FANTASY! IF I WANT TO IMAGINE TWO MEN FUCKING, WHAT DOES IT MATTER TO ANYONE BUT ME WHO I WANT TO GET FUCKED AND WHO I WANT TO DO THE FUCKING?

Also, a little TMI, I'm a sub. And usually when I get into fandoms, I associate myself with my favorite character. And if I ship them with someone, I usually put them on bottom.

Nicky is my favorite. So, I put him on bottom. And who the hell can look at Joe and not think, 'damn, I want him to hold me down and make me call him daddy'?

Sex is not about racism. Fanfiction is not about racism.

Are we done? Can we stop with this bullshit?

And apparently in one and out the other for you too. All your saying is that I need to take other people's feelings into account of what MY PERSONAL FANTASY IS.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, SCROLL PAST.

I do the same. I do not stop at every post I don't like and try to dumb it down and explain why I don't like it, or that I think it's bad. I just ignore it. Pretty simple really.

Also, have you ever heard of a rape fantasy? Yes, it's a thing. A very common thing. Among every ethnic group in the world. No one cares. If people would read the tags that are posted to stories, they could avoid the things they don't like. It's not that hard.

I'm not going to be nice anymore.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS ON WHO FUCKS WHO.

And I don't give two shits who blocks me for calling people out on their ignorance. You are more than welcome to block me of you would like to. I don't care. But stop telling me what I need to feel bad for in FICTION. You know, the thing that's made up? Not real?

I'm done and tired. It's not real. It's pretend. If you don't like it, you don't have to read it. Or look at it. Or interact with it in any way, shape or form.

But stop telling me to take other people into account when I read or write something that's for me, not for you.

Just block me. Because I am done with this bullshit.

Pretty sure I just got blocked by someone for saying that The Old Guard fandom needs to shut the fuck up about it being racist if Joe tops Nicky.

Seriously?

This shit has gotten out of hand. People are now saying that a sexual position is racist.

How? Literally how in the fuck is sex now racist?

I'm saying this for the last time:

FANFICTION IS A FANTASY! IF I WANT TO IMAGINE TWO MEN FUCKING, WHAT DOES IT MATTER TO ANYONE BUT ME WHO I WANT TO GET FUCKED AND WHO I WANT TO DO THE FUCKING?

Also, a little TMI, I'm a sub. And usually when I get into fandoms, I associate myself with my favorite character. And if I ship them with someone, I usually put them on bottom.

Nicky is my favorite. So, I put him on bottom. And who the hell can look at Joe and not think, 'damn, I want him to hold me down and make me call him daddy'?

Sex is not about racism. Fanfiction is not about racism.

Are we done? Can we stop with this bullshit?

Joe as Agron. Nicky as Nasir. .......I think I can die happy now. I'm just going to go into that corner over there and continue looking at this masterpiece.

Yusuf & Nicolò circa 1099

Netflix, you bastards! We need this! Release that scene damn it!

Greg says he has no idea about the deleted scenes and its all on netflix to give them to us. He fully supports us hounding them for them.

Also when talking about deleted scenes:

“There’s a scene where you watch Joe arriving in Goussainville, and he drives in and he parks the car and he gets out with the groceries, and he checks the perimeter, and a jet flies overhead, and he looks at the jet. And then you cut to the church and it’s day, and Nicky’s on post, and he[Joe] knocks, and its this beautiful wordless scene they did (…) Joe enters, Nicky closes the door, locks it, and they look at each other, and there’s no dialogue– and there’s a forehead touch. “I’m glad you’re back.” that’s it. And it’s this silent little moment, and then they go off to the rectory.”

EDIT: probably the same scene from this bts pic

AHHHHHH! I love this so much!! Thank you thank you thank you THANK YOU!!!! This is so beautiful 💜💜💜💜

☀ my gift for @bjtremike for the @theoldguardevents 2020 gift exchange! 

☾ i hope you like it darling!

↪ love sonnet 17 by pablo neruda

The top compliments him well.

Nicky without his top

Nicky with his top

It's alive! It's here! AHHHHHH!!!! 💜💜💜💜 The Bodyguard AU we've been waiting for!!

Endless Ocean - An Old Guard AU

Nicky Di Genova is home for the summer after he graduated college - except, things are tense and strange.  His Dad, a big shot lawyer who works for Merrick Enterprises, has hired extra security, and seems a bit miffed he came home for the summer instead of touring Europe like he had wanted him, too.  But Nicky was just trying to spend his summer in the pool while he works some things out . . . 

Joe is hired as extra security to watch over a guy who knows nothing about life (or so he thinks). This is his last job, and then he's done - he's out, and can just focus on what he needs to do next. But what was supposed to be an easy job of watching a rich kid sunbathing while his Dad coordinates his grand jury testimony with the DEA, turns into something much more dangerous. It’s not just Nicky’s Dad who is in danger - it’s Nicky, too.

Because someone has decided he wants him all to himself . . . and it’s not just Joe.

Endless Ocean, a Joe x Nicky - Modern/Bodyguard AU is now L I V E on Ao3.