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cdragons
3 years ago

@shyestofhearts 👀👀I take your “Damian keeps trying to propose” and raise it with “Jon being overprotective and jealous of anyone who looks at his Dami with interest before he and Damian start dating” (idk poker terms)

Supersons but like aged up because Jon keeps waiting for Dami to propose, but Dami. just. won’t. because. he. is. a. dense. boi

Cue Jon making very obvious clues (wedding magazines and Pinterest boards literally everywhere)

Mar’i wants to be best man for both of them

👀👀👀 I'm gonna mess with the Damian being to dense to propose and raise you a "Damian keeps trying to propose"

So Damian just has like. No romantic experience. He just doesn't get any of Jon's hints especially because his prime examples of romance in his life don't resemble his (the personalities are different and thus the interactions are different)

So for the longest time he thinks his relationship with Jon is just like Bruce's friendship with Clark

(It's not but the whole batfam is terrible about discussing feelings so Dami doesn't know that)

It changes when Jon finally just asks Damian out

Damian is stunned but says yes and they date for a few years

Now it's getting more serious and Jon kinda hopes Damian will propose (because he doesn't want to rush Damian or pressure him into something he doesn't want)

So he thinks he'll just wait

Damian on the other hand actually does want to propose

BUT ALL HIS PLANS KEEP GETTING MESSED UP

A villain attack ruins the first one

His pets trample his second one

His siblings ruin the third one

Bruce accidentally interrupts the fourth one

Damian is getting annoyed

At first it was funny to Mar'i but now she's getting annoyed too

So she's on bodyguard duty the fifth time to make SURE nothing ruins it

Because Jon has been leaving out magazines and pinterest boards and waiting and Damian has been trying for months

Attempt number 5 is a success and they have to do rock paper scissors for who gets Mar'i as their best man

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damian wayne jon kent mar'i grayson jondami dc comics god I love these two idiots jondami au I’m also gonna need one of the other initial proposals jon must have been so confused Ma Kent vs Alfred round 2 y’all both wanna cater the wedding Bruce is tired Clark is scared Damian is just thriving mar’i being the best man in a purple tuxedo is everything Jake is the ring bearer i don't make the rules also Bruce and Clark arguing over planning the wedding actually no make that Bruce and Lois Lane arguing over planning the wedding Bruce wants to make it a hugeass event because it’s for his baby boy Lois wants it to be mostly family and close friends so it’ll be more sentimental y’all thought the Alfred and Ma Kent rivalry was scary Bruce tries to use the Batglare it doesn’t work Clark is more scared Damian is conflicted on just wanting to be married vs enjoying this new rivalry as long as possible everything is chaos btw Jon is aware of all the chaos but he’s just admiring his ring and showing off to everyone he knows
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cdragons
2 years ago

Me: dontdoitdontdoitdontdoit

Also me: and then he dies in Jon’s place so that the world wouldn’t lose Jon

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Also they lived a past life together and Dami remembers their love, and Jon doesn’t until Dami’s death so now he has to live with constant memories of a happiness no longer his and forever what-if’s

Prophet!Damian who knows how Hero!Jon is destined to die, and tries to stop it

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well sh*t god i’m so stupid please no one k*ll me for the horror I have brought jondami au damijon damn who hurt me? there’s no reason why I’m so cruel but like :( angst
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