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Jürgen Voller stimboard!!!
by i-crave-blood
very much a wip but putting this here for anyone who's interested in these silly guys
Okay hiiii welcome! Literally you can scream about them anytime. My dms and asks are open. Ask me whatever you want. Talk to me. I need more people to talk to about them. I'm obsessed with these two. Been this way since the trailer came out. When did you first go: oh they should kiss??
- spider 🕷
omg hi there!! tysm for saying hello, i saw your profile and i was like omg i'm not the only one who ships them hooray so plz feel free to shoot me a dm too, i need more vollber buddies :] AS FOR YOUR QUESTION AHEM i shipped them from the literal moment i saw them together but my definite "oh they NEED to smooch" moment actually only hit me during the plane scene at the end of the film because klaber was just gazing up at voller while they were spiralling to their deaths and i was like ARGHHHHH NO MAKE THEM KISS!!!! but yeah, that's that :)
Oh, another Voller/Klaber shipper! Hi!! Just like with Spider, you can scream with me about them any time if you want. There's still so little of us, feel free to dm me!
What are some of your headcanons after seeing the movie?? (Besides the one that they should have kissed during the plane scene, because they absolutely should. I bet they did in the last second, though, when the camera wasn't inside of the plane anymore. :))
OMG HELLO :] i'm so excited to be meeting more vollber fans rn, plz don't be afraid to dm me either because i have LITERALLY SO MUCH TO SAY ABOUT THEM omg sorry i took so long to answer but as for headcanons (and other silly thoughts since i know i'll probably go crazy here), these are a few that are dancing around my head rn!! :))
• dragon riders - i think it'd be very snazzy if when archimedes found voller and klaber's bodies in the plane wreck they were immortalized in history as "the dragon riders," indiana jones finding a picture of them in that tomb like how he and helena found that picture of the phoenix with propellers representing their plane and he's like "jesus fuck not these homos again" LMAO
• klaber has adhd & dyslexia - i'm neurodivergent myself and i find this very fitting, klaber's impulsivity and horrific german just speaks to me and i also adore the idea of voller being the only one to accurately recognize this and help him rather than pinning the "dumb country boy" stereotype to him (although i love this flavor of klaber too)
• voller on tv - a lot of documentaries were made about ww2 after its end, voller never even considered the possibility of this happening and being a renowned nazi scientist, he becomes the subject of quite a few of them but what he doesn't know is that klaber has rewatched each and every one of them at least a hundred times for the simple fact that they're about his beloved boss that couldn't possibly do anything wrong (and he thinks young voller looks smoking hot ofc)
• this one is very nsfw so don't read any further than this if you're not a fan of that kinda stuff but anyways horny klaber - klaber's sex drive is fucking RIDICULOUSLY strong and it's not hard to tell, a single whiff of voller's cologne has that man foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog and there's nothing anyone can do about it because klaber's the golden boy and if he can get away with shooting up the literal apollo 11 parade, he can get away with humping every available piece of furniture within a 100 mile radius too (or alternatively voller's leg)
• slightly nsfw but klaber's accent - voller is fucking IN LOVE with it but he'd throw himself off a bridge before ever admitting it, hauke complains that voller is constantly correcting him on his german but despite klaber's being significantly worse, he never says a thing about his and then one day it clicks and he's just like "oh" 😰 LMAO
• MORE NSFW SORRY LMAO but sexy time - klaber definitely calls voller herr voller in bed regardless of whether he's topping or bottoming, voller actively encourages this with a "guter Junge" (good boy) each time ;)
THATS ALL I CAN THINK OF OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD BUT SHOOT ME A MESSAGE AND I CAN DM YOU MORE THAT COME TO MIND IF YOUD LIKE BECAUSE MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT GOES AT LIKE THE SPEED OF LIGHT :]]
"The man you're servin'... he's the one who put those astronauts on the moon. Built the rockets they rode in."
Klaber, Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)
klaber headcanon - karaoke
idk how but i know for a FACT that klaber can sing and dance, all i can imagine in my head rn is voller and his goons going to a bar and klaber just starts going NUTS on the karaoke and voller's like REALLY SURPRISED LMAO, also him singing trouble by elvis presley specifically because it just fits so well in my brain, HE ALSO SOUNDS LIKE KLABER LIKE WHAT???
vollber headcanons for @brilliant-fox
as requested by @brilliant-fox, i shall post more vollber headcanons here for y'all to munch on >:) • klaber is a REALLY good dancer/singer - klaber will get down to that 60s jazz like a fucking animal but he's genuinely an amazing dancer/singer even when he's drunk outta his mind and needs to be dragged off the stage at the bar, meanwhile voller has two left feet which tends to surprise people • slightly nsfw but klaber's favorite food is ribs - hands down, i will not be taking any questions on this, klaber could stick a rib in his mouth, pull the bone out and it'd be so clean that it'd be shining with god's holy fucking light, voller doesn't know how he does it but he does know he wants to stick something else in that mouth iykwim ;) • slightly nsfw again my bad but nicknames - when talking to other people about klaber, voller will refer to him as "mein höllenhund" (meaning "my hellhound") and klaber never fails to live up to his title but it's "mein welpe" in bed, meaning "my puppy" ;) • praise - voller will praise klaber for the exact same things he shouts at hauke for, hauke could fuck something up and voller would go nuts at him but when klaber fucks something up, he receives a very affectionate "du hast dein bestes gegeben, guter junge" (you tried your best, good boy) and it pisses hauke off to NO END • chivalry - a lot of people joke about throwing their coats down over puddles so their loved ones don't have to step in them and get their shoes wet, it's a pretty old romantic tradition that nobody actually takes seriously EXCEPT FOR KLABER. it could be pouring with rain and klaber's tearing his coat off and draping it over the side of the road as voller climbs out of the car so he doesn't get his clothes dirty • gum - klaber's the kinda crazy motherfucker to see someone spit gum out onto the ground and go "ooh, gum" and bend down to pick it up, don't ask questions, it's canon, he's insane that's all i have for now my lovelies, i'll be posting more soon so don't you worry >:)
vollber discovery (kind of)
i was messing around with google translate and i was laughing my ass off because klaber's name is very similar to the word "kleber" in german which means GLUE like i'm DYING HERE he's always glued to voller and i thought it was rlly funny
jurgen voller x klaber rp request
hi there y'all! been craving an rp recently and i was wondering if anybody would be interested in a jurgen voller x klaber one!! plz hmu or comment below if you'd like to start one with me :]
RAHHHHHH
thinking about horny klaber humping voller's shoe like a dog in full view of everyone <3
MEANT TO KILL ME | VOLLER X READER
@shadesofkumquat gave this prompt so thank you!! And yes, you are right. There is nothing like enemies to lovers trope. Mads did look sooo good so I’m happy to write this. Hope you like it :)
Prompt: I’m desperately looking for a Jürgen Voller x Fem!Reader 👀 PLEASE 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 Well maybe she’s been kidnapped or something like that kind of enemies to lovers (best ships God). You can even go very spicy, no limits there. Don’t know if that’s what you want to write as you specifically gave ideas, but i’m still taking my chance haha. Mads was so HANDSOME in this movie! (so yeah, I scream too)
Pairing: Jürgen Voller x Fem!Reader
Warnings: Sexual Content, Kidnapping, Reader is Indiana’s student (but not really), Canonical Idealogy - Nazi, Enemies to Lovers
Summary: You’ve been kidnapped by Voller’s goons and when Voller comes to you you both know you want each other
You didn’t know where you were. Last thing you remembered was that you were on the street enjoying the festival and suddenly this large blonde American came out of nowhere and slipped a bag over your head, carrying you over his shoulder. Now that the bag was removed, you found yourself in a hotel room cuffed to the large made up bed. The cuffs hurt your thin wrists as you tried to yank yourself and slip free.
“I wouldn’t do that if I were you,” said the blonde man who was sitting watching you on a chair with his feet propped up on the bed. He was wearing a suit which surprised you.
Did kidnappers normally wear suits? Or were those just those movies where they were ski masks and stuff?
“Voller wouldn’t like that,” he added with a click of his tongue.
“Who is Voller?” you asked, wearily.
“Voller is my boss. He asked me to bring you here. You know Doctor Jones, right?”
“Yeah. I’m one of his students. What does this have to do with me?”
“I don’t know really. All I know is that I have to keep you here until he comes back.”
“Please, let me go. I don’t know anything I swear.”
“Shut up.”
The door opened and another man came in wearing a dark grey suit.
“Thank you, Klaber,” the man in the glasses said to the blonde. Klaber exited the room leaving you two alone.
“My name is Jürgen Voller."
"What do you want from me?" You struggled against the binds again.
Voller stalked towards you taking off his suit jacket and folding in on the chair Klaber was on. He neatly did up his sleeves before leaning over your small frame. His eyes were golden amber, flecks of green shone in them from behind the glasses.
"I told Klaber to capture you because of Doctor Jones but really I wanted you for myself as soon as I saw you." He sniffed your hair and his lips grazed your ear. "You are very beautiful."
He trailed his long fingers down your cheek. You shivered, trying to figure out what was going on. Your fight or flight response was dormant within you because some deep primal part of you liked this. Like being…captured. Being his prey. He was an extremely attractive man. High cheekbones and plush lips that now were kissing the juncture of your jaw and neckline.
"You know who I am?"
You shook your head at his question. Hands still strained in the chains, your body confused as a swift flush of heat settled in your stomach when he moved closer to you.
"I'm the man that wants to do bad things. Bad things by societal standards, but good things for the world in the long run. I work for NASA. I helped put men in space. But this world needs more than men in little outfits dancing on the moon. It needs a leader. And I am one to do it. See, my dear, I want to kill Hitler. And take over…how does that make you feel?"
Something in you stirred. Hatred. Disgust. This man was everything you had been taught to despise. You had no idea how the hell he was going to go back in time and kill Hitler but that didn't matter. He was evil. A bad, bad man. He wanted to better the world, but with his own force, his own power. His ideals didn't align with yours. Your conscience was rational, if anything.
And yet…when his hands were on you that didn't matter. He was just a man. And you were just a woman.
"Tell me, what do you think of it?"
You gasped as his thumb and forefinger plucked at your hardened nipple. It was harsh. Rough. He didn't give you time to respond.
"I bet it secretly turns you on. I bet you like it. It's wrong and you know it. Nothing wrong about sex. Nothing wrong about lust. You shouldn't be ashamed of your desires. I'm a scientist, I should know. It's natural to want things you know you shouldn't. That's what makes it even more alluring."
His fingers edged towards your skirt and you mentally cursed yourself for deciding to wear it today.
"You want me. Don't be shy now, little one. I will make it all better. When I first saw you, I wanted you. I knew that you'd resist me. You'd hate me. But that doesn't stop me. You want me like I want you. You can run. You can fight me. I will chase you across the world."
"Jürgen," You cried as his fingers curled into your lace panties and found you soaked.
"Klaber doesn't know. He doesn't know how long we've been playing this game. No one knows. How you don't work for Indiana. How we have been acting like we don't know each other for years. Two opposite sides. Different parts of the war. You stand to end me. Your job is to stop me. And you would even pretend to be in Indiana’s class just so I know where to find you. You never told me who you work for. CIA? Interpol? Some secret hate group towards me?" He smirked as he fucked you slowly and easy.
You sighed and bit back moans at the remembrance of how good his fingers were. It had been too long. Voller was and had been your lover for some time now. And even though you were supposed to kill him, you loved him. All that mattered was his tongue stroking yours, his hands massaging your chest, and his fingers moving inside you making you shake and ache for him.
"I guess I never need to know who you are. I already know you're mine."