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Summary: Taehyung has one of his weird ideas which gets them detention.

Pairing: None

Genre: Fluff, Crack (I tried)

Word Count: 3.1k

Warnings: None

A/N: Thanks to my sister for this idea. It was inspired by a scene in '3 Idiots'. (Mere bhartiya bhai beheno ke liye. Dhanyawaad.) Enjoy!

Bangtan Sonyeondan was a boy group in their school. They were super popular. To everyone, they were the seven guys who had girls and boys fawning over them. But they knew each other better. They were actually just seven brothers who were gifted with good looks. They made mistakes like others and bunked classes too.

Seokjin was the eldest. He was the calmest and the gentlest, and his love for food was never ending. If any of them needed comfort, they usually went to him. He did usually act super childish and extra, but they all loved him because of this.

Next came Yoongi. The quietest and chillest, he was hardworking and sleep loving. He did have his hyperactive moments though, sometimes even showcasing his cute side. He was super talented in making music and writing lyrics, and played a bunch of different instruments.

Hoseok was the third eldest. He was always happy and cheerful. They called him their sunshine and their hope, the nicknames fitting perfectly with his personality. He loved dance as if his life depended on it.

Namjoon came next. He was the same age as Hoseok. He was the smartest, and was always on damage control. He had dimples, loved books, nature, and crabs. Him and Yoongi were the only ones who usually acted sane.

Then came Jimin. He was the cutest and the shortest of them all, often getting playfully teased because of this. He loved dancing and singing, and the voice of an angel. He was also a big form of comfort for the others.

Taehyung was the second youngest. He was the most playful, and the same age as Jimin. He had a unique perspective on things, as Namjoon said, but they usually just called what he did weird or cute. He had a deep soothing voice and was great at acting.

The youngest, Jungkook, was called the 'Golden Maknae', because of his ability to be naturally good at almost everything he did, be it sports, studies, or any other extra-curricular activities. The boys preferred that him and Taehyung weren't together without supervision, or chaos would ensue.

This was just a short description of their personalities. There was a lot more to come.

*****

The seven guys had gathered at their usual table for lunch. They all disliked the canteen food so much that they brought their own lunch. "Jin hyung, did you make me lunch?" Jungkook asked as soon as they settled down. He was running late in the morning that day, and whenever that happened, they called their eldest hyung to ask them to pack an extra lunchbox for them.

Just as Seokjin opened his mouth, Yoongi interrupted him. "He was busy but you wouldn't listen, so I had to make your lunch." He grumbled. They all knew though, he loved cooking and was very fond of the youngest.

Jungkook only grinned and reached across the table to take his lunch which Yoongi had barely pulled out of his bag. The rest of them chuckled at his restless behaviour. He had just had gym before lunch and was very hungry. Before the rest of them could even open their bags, he was already stuffing his mouth in. He moaned at the food taste and said something to Yoongi which none of them could understand because of his full mouth.

They spent the lunch catching up on their days and having fun.

"Hey, guys?" Taehyung suddenly asked, as they calmed down from the laughter Hoseok had suddenly inflicted on them with a random joke. Namjoon turned to him and raised his eyebrows.

"I was thinking...is anyone up for some fun?"

"We're already having fun?" Jimin turned to him and asked uncertainly.

"Not that. The old school fun. You know, irritate the teachers, play pranks, bunk classes. I mean, we do bunk classes, but it's not that fun if you really think about it." Everyone glanced at each other and nodded at him. Nobody was refusing a bit of fun. That, and if Taehyung was the one coming up with ideas, they would have a ton of fun being mischievous...even though poor Seokjin and Namjoon would have to answer on behalf of everyone if they got caught.

And again, if Taehyung was the one coming up with ideas, the rest of them were responsible for making sure that they didn't get caught.

Taehyung smiled his big boxy smile. "Let's meet near the staircase of the third floor after school and take it from there." He checked his watch and got up. The bell rang at the exact moment, and a loud hustle and bustle took over the canteen. All the boys bid each goodbye and made way to their lockers before attending their respective classes.

*****

"So, I'm the last one?" Hoseok plopped down beside Jimin on the stairs. "Nope, Tae is yet to come. He should be the first one, that idiot." The younger boy grumbled beside him. "I bet a teacher held him back. For not submitting another assignment on time. But what's new in that." Yoongi said.

After a wait of another ten minutes, Taehyung came running, panting hard. He had a really annoyed expression, which just told the guys that what Yoongi said was true.

Taehyung didn't say hi or sorry, just sat down and tried to get his breathing to normal for a minute. "So, the exams are near. I was thinking, let's break into the principal's office and steal the papers." All of their mouths fell down from shock; this was definitely not what they were expecting. He knew that this was unnecessary.

Yes, he barely ever submitted his assignments on time. Yes, Jungkook was more sport-focused. Yes, Yoongi never paid attention in class and instead wrote melodies and lyrics, and yes, Hoseok would rather dance then attend school at all, but not a single one of them were bad at studies. They rarely got Cs, and usually stayed in the A and B categories.

"Uh, why?" Seokjin's brain was the first one to start working again. "Go big, or go home. We're doing this solely for our own fun. We'll burn or throw away the paper later; I don't wanna pass by cheating."

"Very noble of you." Namjoon sarcasticly gave him a smile. "Thanks hyung." Taehyung replied to his sarcasm with sarcasm. They all started talking among themselves, creating a lot of noise. "Fine." Yoongi spoke after a long time, effectively shutting everyone. That's all it took for everyone to agree. What Yoongi wants, Yoongi gets. And he thought that this idea could be carried out, it could.

And then they spent the next two hours sitting there making a plan. Next week Friday, they will be stealing some question papers.

*****

Taehyung couldn't wait for Friday. Usually it seemed that they got over with the week too quick, but now, every minute felt like an hour. He stared at the wall clock, ticking away with each second, as his Maths teacher ranted about something which sounded like algebra to him.

'Algebra. Why algebra. They teach algebra like we'll get equations to solve to even know the speed limit in the future. They teach algebra like well have to solve expressions to know the amount of butter to put in a cake.' He audibly sighed. His teacher looked at him.

“Any problem, Mr. Kim?" He stood up. "No sir, algebra is just very boring." He stated with a straight face. The whole class erupted in giggles and chuckles.

His teacher slammed the duster on his desk. "We're studying integers, Mr. Kim!"

"Well then, integers are very boring." Taehyung revised his senetnce, much to the dismay of his teacher. The class was now full on laughing, enraging the older male. "That's enough!" He banged his textbook on his desk this time. "That's detention for you, Mr. Kim! Now pay attention."

"Sorry sir, no can do." Taehyung was pretty unbothered by all of this. The class laughed, confusing the teacher who didn't even hear what Taehyung said. "Attention!!" His face was red by now. Taehyung sat down and smiled to himself. Angering his Maths teacher, it seemed, was his favourite past time hobby.

On Friday, all the guys met on the bleachers like everyday. "So, today's the day. Everybody ready?" Jimin grinned and rubbed his hands, like he couldn't wait for evening to come.

They all went over there plan once again, and stayed and chatted until bell rang for the first period. 'Well, this is going to be fun.' They all had the same thought.

*****

As planned, they met outside the closed bakery in front of their school. All of them were wearing black jeans, black full-sleeved T-shirts, and their sneakers, which were all coincidentally black too, this attire being the easiest to move in. Jungkook also had a small pouch filled with tools for picking a lock. A while back he had randomly watched a video on YouTube for this, and it was proving to be useful now.

They all also had torches and backpacks with stuff they thought which would be useful. They slowly made their way towards the school gates. The guard sat near the entrance of the school, and from here, they could see the watchman sleeping soundly. Glancing at each other, they smirked, and let out a few breathy chuckles.

Hoseok started. He only had a flashlight, and he pocketed it. Firmly grabbing a bar, he hauled himself up. Thankfully for them, the school had recently gotten it's gates changed, as the last one was very creaky and was completely rusted. Jimin followed.

By the time, he was on top, Hoseok had jumped down on the other side. One by one they all came, Yoongi being the last. He almost fell from the top, and the rest of them turned to look at the guard in alarm, instead of caring about their friend. They sighed simultaneously, as Yoongi came down.

Namjoon tilted his head in the school's direction. They nodded and followed him.

They all knew what to do. Seokjin and Jimin had volunteered to keep guard, instead of being involved in the actual fun. Jimin stopped near the watchman. Glancing around to see if anyone else was there, he made hurry up gestures— which were being ignored— towards Jungkook, who was on his knees and trying to pick the lock without making any noise.

After a minute of trying, the lock finally gave in, and opened with a loud click. Again, they all turned towards the sleeping man in alarm so fast, that they almost got whiplash. Seeing the man still snoring away, they heaved a sigh of relief, and went in, leaving Jimin outside with a walkie-talkie. Taehyung had bought children's walkie-talkies for them, and they were content with those as long as they worked.

"Jimin, can you hear me?" Namjoon spoke into his as soon as they reached the door of the principal's office. "Yeah. You okay there?" Came back a static filled voice. "We're good. See you in a minute."

Namjoon went to the back of the school, in the small basement where all the MCB boxes and Junction boxes were (My brain isn't working people. What are those boxes called?!). He was in charge of shutting off the two CCTV cameras pointing in the direction of the principal's office. He took Yoongi with him, to hold the flashlight. They had to shut off those two cameras because a small light was always lit up on top of the principal’s office’s door.

Jungkook, on the other side of the school, was on his knees again, picking the lock of the principal's door.

And then the alarm rang. One of the sharp edges of one of the tools he was using had tripped the alarm installed inside the lock. Taehyung had to give it to their principal; he was smart. The alarm wasn't that loud, but just enough to wake up the watchman sleeping outside. Jungkook freaked out and couldn't move his hands properly. Instead, him and Hoseok literally broke the lock to get in.

Seokjin stayed outside the door, looking around in panic. He was thankful at least all of them had the mind enough to not freak out loudly. Some time later, the noise stopped, and he leaned against the wall in ease.

Namjoon and Yoongi though, were another story. Namjoon got startled because of the alarm, accidentally hitting a switch he knew nothing about. Half a minute later, the alarm shut off. Yoongi shone the light on the switch, seeing the word 'ALARM' written in clear words. He smirked at Namjoon, who was just behind him.

"Good job, Joon." He made his ay towards the door, while Namjoon examined the switch with his own torch. As soon as he saw the word, he understood the situation and ran to catch up with his hyung.

Outside the school, Jimin almost fell down the two stairs as soon as the noisy alarm fell on his ears. He saw the watchman jump up, clearly shaken by the sudden noise, and looking around for burglars. Jimin hid behind the wall, still keeping an eye on the elder man.

The guard spent a minute checking the surroundings, thankfully never finding Jimin. And then he saw the open lock. He stormed inside, but not before taking his own flashlight which had fallen down.

Jimin's eyes widened. He hurriedly pressed the button on his walkie-talkie. "Seokjin hyung, Seokjin hyung!"

"What, what??"

"The guard! He's coming inside! The first place he's going to check will be the principal's office!"

"Oh, shit!" Jimin silently but quickly followed the guard after that. Being short and flexible meant that he could actually hide easily, though the situation never came. Just as the storming man was about to turn into the corridor where the rest were, Jimin loudly opened and closed a door nearby, and hid in another classroom, whose door was already open for some reason.

By this time, both Namjoon and Yoongi had reached the others. Seokjin dragged them in and started explaining the situation, when Hoseok reminded him that all the walkie-talkies were connected, so they knew the watchman was coming.

They decided their best bet would be closing the door and hiding in the office, leaving everything untouched. Taehyung, Hoseok and Jungkook had already made copies of all the question papers.

All they had to do now was escape. Neither of them cared if they got caught. They knew all they'll get is rest of the year in detention, which just meant more fun for them.

Then suddenly, a static was heard. Everybody looked at their own devices. "Guys, I'm hiding in a classroom, while the guard is searching the room opposite mine. Where are you all?"

"In the office. Come here, quick!" Taehyung replied.

The guard was busy searching the whole empty classroom inch by inch, and Jimin saw his opportunity. He ran, making no noise, and quick as a mouse went in the office. They strained their necks, knowing it was Jimin. He hid with them behind the long desk, squatting.

Soon, they had formed a plausible plan for escaping. Just as they confirmed the details, the door opened. The plan was to be executed only if the guard saw them, which was bound to happen sooner or later. The man searched here and there, and finally his eyes fell on the seven boys sitting there, not even trying to hide or run away.

"Hey you!" His eye widened and he started towards them.

They all got up, running in different directions, picking up stuff and moving their hands like they would throw it at him, but actually never doing so. As soon as he would shield himself, they would keep back whatever object was in their hand, confusing him. They kept that up for a while. Slowly, they inched towards the door.

"Now!" Namjoon yelled, and they all hurried outside, closing the door.

Because the lock was broken, they couldn't exactly do anything to hold him in for long, so Seokjin and Jimin searched around while the rest pulled with all their might. Loud bangs and 'Let me out!'s could be heard from inside, as the man pulled from his end. Taehyung and Hoseok were reduced to a laughing mess, as the others chuckled. Who thought doing things like these would be this fun?

The other two boys soon returned to them with a bunch of rope. Yoongi raised his eyebrows. "Where'd you get that from? The science lab?" He asked sarcastically, but actually curios on the inside. "Yup!" Jimin and Jungkook quickly and tightly tied one end of the rope around the handle, and stretched the other end to a nearby classroom, tying it there.

They all ran and ran until they reached the bakery outside. Leaning against anything around them, they heaved and panted, trying to regain their breath.

And then they burst out laughing.

They howled with laughter and clutched their sides. Hoseok, like always, fell on the boy next to him, which happened to be Jimin, who himself wasn't very stable. Just as they were sobering up, Jimin stumbled from the weight, taking Hoseok with him, which resulted in  another round of infectious laughter.

"Come on, let's go home. We have to be in our beds before our parents find out about this." Seokjin calmed down a little. Before going home, they went to a secluded area nearby, burning the copies of the question papers, as Jungkook filmed it on his phone as a fun-filled memory.

*****

Let's just say, the next day, a very hangry guard was found in the principal's office by the principal himself, who was very confused as to why his office was locked with a rope instead of his lock. That, and the seven boys got detention for the rest of the year, as Namjoon never did shut off the cameras. Jungkook had never been so thankful for filming everything around him as a memory, or they would've been suspended.