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Jin | Drabble

It’s a Drabble for his birthday. Enough said. Enjoy!
Word Count: Uh…less than 1k. That’s all I remember.
Genre: Birthday Fluff!!
He didn't hear the quiet footsteps. He didn't hear the door opening slowly. He didn't see three heads cautiously peek in. He didn't see their fond expressions when their eyes fell on the lump on the bed. He didn't hear them cooing over how cute he looked, like a hamster, especially when hugging his RJ plushie.
Seokjin was just sleeping. Someone had switched off his alarm, so it was already nine in the morning, and he was still out of it. He couldn't feel it, but soon, there was a pair of hands cupping his face, a warm body pressed against his back, and another pair of hands massaging his calves.
The someone who was cupping his face leaned down and pressed his lips on Seokjin's nose softly, and then those lips proceeded to pepper his face with soft kisses, while the body behind him snuggled into him.
He sighed. He was asleep, but it felt good. It didn't take too long for him to open his eyes though.
The first thing he saw was a bleary blurry figure in front of him, too close to his face. He shook his head a little and rubbed his eyes to get a clearer picture. When he opened his eyes again, he saw a grinning Namjoon, dimples on full display, happiness radiating through to Seokjin even though he was still practically half asleep.
"Joonie?" He mumbled incoherently. The hands on his calves stopped to see the exchange.
"Happy birthday, hyung!" He got a quiet wish in return. He smiled. He felt someone snuggling into his back, and he strained his neck backwards to see who it was. His eyes fell on Jungkook, who was also grinning, almost mischievously. There was a glint in his eye, and his nose was scrunched up cutely.
He nuzzled his nose into Seokjin's nape, and the latter chuckled fondly, stretching his arm to ruffle the younger's hair.
The next thing he knew, there was a heavy weight on him, which knocked the air out of him. His eyes widened, and he could see a sheepishly grinning Taehyung on top of him. "I was just going to say that this is a nice way to wake up. I take it back." Seokjin commented, making the others chuckle.
"So, hyung, you're thirty huh?" Taehyung wiggled his eyebrows teasingly. "Twenty-nine, actually." Seokjin huffed.
"We were already in Korea, last time I checked," Jungkook trailed off behind him. Seokjin huffed again, "Fine! I'm old. I admit it. Happy?"
This made the other three laugh again. "Anyway, hyung, we'll get going. Get ready soon, hyungs and Jimin are waiting for you. Happy birthday again!" Namjoon dragged a pouty Jungkook off the bed, as a grinning Taehyung followed them out, wishing Seokjin a Happy Birthday one last time.
Seokjin sighed. He had the bestest brothers ever.
*****
The reason they had let him sleep that long was not because they wanted him to rest on his birthday, but because they wanted to prepare a birthday party for him. Jimin and Hoseok were on decoration duty, while Yoongi cooked his favourite breakfast.
When he had came down, his eyes had widened, as the members had shouted a "Surprise!" to him.
"I'll say it anyway. This is a nice way to wake up."
Happy Birthday Jin!
I have established that u regret not posting birthday wishes for Minimoni here properly, so here we go:


I love you. I love your soft smiles, loud laughs, dad jokes, caring nature, and handsome face.
I love how you're always just there, as silent support when the guys need it. I love how you're always working to make your surroundings the happiest with jokes. I love how you always break the ice by being the confident person that we all think you are. I love how you get all red when you're the centre of attention and yet seek out cameras just to blow a kiss. I love how you're letting your inner meme out and are starting to feel confident in your skin.
You are one of the most talented people I've ever known about, and I know a lot of people. I live for you high notes and your jokes. And we're all proud of how much you've accomplished, not only as an idol, singer and dancer, but as a person. No matter what, don't forget, we love you. We all love you, and we're all proud of you.
Keep being yourself!





Because why not??

Another meme to bless your souls…
“Self love isn’t selfish, it’s important.”
Jeon Jungkook
“Forget what hurt you, but don’t forget what it taught you.”
Kim Taehyung
Jimin: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. what should I do?
Taehyung: Punch him in the stomach, then when he doubles over, kiss him.
Hoseok: Tackle him.
Taehyung: Dump him.
Hoseok: Kick him in the shin.
Jungkook: NO TO ALL OF THOSE JUST ASK ME TO BEND DOWN!!!
“Be what you want to be, not what others want to see.”
Park Jimin
Him being Him; Adorably Cute.
He steals all my UwUs…💜❤️💜❤️










happy birthday to our universe, jimin! ♡
“Maybe I made a mistake yesterday, but yesterday’s me is still me.”
Kim Namjoon
I see no difference… 🐰🐱

Apparently I’m making memes now…

Whoever fucking said this is a GENIUS!
“Don’t be afraid to fail, be afraid not to try.”
Jung Hoseok
I forgot to post birthday wishes for Jimin here (in my defence, there was a nine day festival going on, and my father’s birthday was on 12th…), so here’s a reblog.
He’s so ADORABLE. And SQUISHY. 🥺🥺🥺









→ just jimin things happy birthday to the sweetest angel, park jimin! 💘🐥💞 (951013)
Suga | Cuddles

Summary: You and Yoongi just moved into your new house, and now he’s super sleepy.
Pairing: Reader X Yoongi
Genre: Fluff, Fluff, and even more FLUFF
Word Count: 1k
Warnings: None
You ran your fingers through your hair, washing the shampoo off. Facing the shower with closed eyes, you let your muscles relax under the warm water. After making sure that your hair is throughly washed, you turned off the water. You stepped out of the bath and wrapped yourself in your fluffy towel.
Sighing at the cozy feeling around you, you just stood there for a minute, leaning against the counter. You had had a tough day. Finally moving in with your boyfriend of three years was a dream come true, but you being you, you had insisted on helping him carry the boxes to your new home.
So while you weren't sleepy at all, your muscles did need some relaxing because of the sudden workout. You hurried up while wearing clothes, a picture of your very sleepy boyfriend coming to your mind.
He hadn't slept the previous day, and had been sleepy all through the evening. It was just because you were so hyperactive all day that he didn't go to sleep. He thought he was hiding it well, but you had known him since the past seven years, which was enough for you to know when he was hiding a secret or when he was hiding his emotions.
Getting out, you saw him snuggled up in his favourite blanket in the corner of the bed. His face was lit up by the screen of his phone. You could tell he had been trying to stay awake just because of you. He didn't want to go to sleep alone the first day in his new house.
"Babe." You sang slowly and climbed on the bed, advancing towards him. He looked up and gave you a tired smile. You felt bad that he hadn't had any rest because of you. You opened up one side of his covering and went in, cuddling him. "Let's go to sleep, yeah?"
He hummed and kept his head on top of yours, hugging you tighter. "You're hair is really soft after you wash it." You internally cooed. He was half asleep and was being so cute. He relaxed further into you. "You smell really nice."
"Aw baby. Come on, let's go to sleep properly. If we sleep like this, we'll have back ache in the morning."
He disorientedly moved as you guided him. You laid down and pulled him towards you. As soon as his head touched the pillow, and pulled himself towards you. "I think I love you." You moved your head to look at him properly. "No, I do love you." You stifled a chuckle. Sleepy Yoongi really was cute. You both had long passed over the love stage. You were the one who said it first, and it had been a little more than a year since it happened.
"You're cute." He mumbled against your neck. "Very cute."
"No babe, you're cute."
He raised his head and opened his eyes very slightly. "Really?" He tilted his head. His behaviour was increasingly reminding you of a cat. A very cute, very adorable cat. You hummed and turned to hug him properly. He moved and laid his head just below your collarbone. "You're my pillow now."
You simply started stroking his hair. His breaths started getting slower and more even, indicating that he was finally falling asleep. After five minutes, he was fully in a deep slumber. You pressed a kiss on his head.
And then you tried going to sleep yourself. But you just couldn't. You just laid there for a hour or so, even going ahead and making weird stories on your head. Finally giving up, you extended your arm towards the bedside drawer, searching for your phone which you had kept there before going to take a bath.
'Voila!' Your hand touched the cold screen of your device, and you took it. You knew exactly what would make you sleep in no time; cute cat compilations on YouTube. Now, you were a sucker for cats, especially those cute little baby kittens with big puppy dog eyes (which you always thought was a bit ironic).
Fully determined on finding the perfect video, you opened YouTube. You scrolled through the recommendations just because you were curious, and almost squealed out loud. One of those videos had a cute picture of your boyfriend for the thumbnail. The title said 'Yoongi Being Smol'.
Not able to resist, you turned down the volume and clicked on it.
*****
The video ended. It had been an hour when you started watching videos on YouTube, and finally you completed the last cute Yoongi video you could find at the moment. You yawned and kept your phone back from where you had picked it up.
You froze when you felt Yoongi move. He opened his eyes. "Y/n?" He cutely asked. "Go to sleep, baby. It's nothing."
"No, no, if you have a problem, I'll stay up with you." He tried sitting up, but before he could do so, you held his arm and looked at him fondly. "As endearing as you are when half-asleep, you really should go to sleep," you pulled him down and cuddled him, "I don't have a problem. I was just about to go to sleep too."
It was true. You were very sleepy now. It took less than five minutes for him to fall asleep. "My sleepy kitty." You internally giggled, remembering the comparisons A.R.M.Y.s made between him and cats, even nicknaming him Lil Meow Meow.
After a while, your eyes started getting heavy too. The last thing you remember before falling into your dreamland was "You're comfy."
Jin | Sweetest Boyfriend Ever

Summary: Your boyfriend visits, and brings homemade treats with him.
Pairing: Jin X Reader
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 1.4K
Warnings: None
Today’s banner looks like crap, doesn’t it?
You were bored. Being a hairstylist wasn't easy. On top of that, the salon you worked in was owned by you. You had given a holiday to your two employees, who were cousins, as business had been slow lately, and they had a wedding to attend. On top of being bored, you were exhausted. Three customers had come in simultaneously, coincidentally wanting similar hairstyles.
You had single-handedly completed styling their hair in record time. Taking out your phone, you scrolled through different social media apps, though you didn't find anything interesting. Liking a couple of posts about cute kittens, you shut off your phone and sprawled across the sofa like a starfish. You knew that if another customer was to come in, you'd be super embarrassed, but right now, you couldn't care less.
After spending another half an hour in the same position, your back started aching. You sat up and took your phone, taking your sweet time to stare at the Lock Screen. It was your boyfriend, Seokjin, looking back at you while sitting at a table. You both were out walking near a small bridge, and a new couple were moving in in a house nearby. Seokjin just looked so pretty, that you had to click a picture.
He loved it, and you decided to set that as your wallpaper. That's when you heard the chime of a bell. Expecting a customer, you looked up. Instead of a stranger, stood your love Seokjin, holding a bouquet and a box. "Jinnie!" You grinned a big grin and lunged at him. He knew what your reaction would be, so he opened his arms in advance, not wanting to ruin the flowers or the contents of the box.
He laughed, and kept the stuff in his hands on the couch, hugging you back. "I missed you, Jinnie." You snuggled your nose in his chest. He tightened the hug. "I missed you too, Buttercup." This nickname came into existence when six years ago, when you both had recently befriended each other. He had found out about your obsession with both the buttercup plants, and the buttercup chocolates, hence the nickname. You, on the other hand, had never tried to be creative, simply calling him Jinnie like everyone else.
Letting go, you sat down and patted the space next to you, even though he didn't need the invitation. You picked up the box out of curiosity, and opened it. Seeing what was inside, you let out a squeal, and hugged him again. His iconic laughter echoed around the whole shop at your eagerness.
It was your favourite buttercup cheesecake. It wasn't just the flavour that made it special; it was the memory it held for you, your first date. It was the first dish Seokjin had made for you. He couldn't decide where to take you for your first date, and his friends had suggested him to do something different, something only he could think of. So you had your first date at the dorms, in your pajamas, eating whatever he cooked.
Towards the end of the date, it was pretty late, and the boys had come back home. Your date had somehow turned into a weekend long sleepover.
You got up, and went to the small reception. Opening your purse, you went through the contents and took out a disposable fork. "Just in case of emergencies." You waved it around and sat back. He chuckled. Directly breaking a bite from the side of the desert, you held the fork in his direction. He opened his mouth and went, "Ahhhhh." You shook your head slightly and smiled at his childish behaviour, already too used to it.
"So, how come your suddenly here?" You asked him, taking a bite yourself. "I was getting bored. That, and I need a haircut." You raised an eyebrow. "I think." He added as an afterthought. Letting an eye run over the mop on his head he called hair, you came to a conclusion he was right. A haircut would be a good idea, though you weren't sure why he thought he needed it.
Your mind wandered back to his first statement. He was getting bored? In the dorms? Where all seven of them live? Seriously? "And how come you got bored?"
"Yoongi and Namjoonie are busy helping Jiminie to write lyrics for his next single. Taehyungie and Kookie are busy fooling around, like always."
"And Hobi?"
"He's sick and sleeping. I was taking care of him the whole day, but he needed rest and fell asleep. So I thought why not surprise you? I made this within half an hour, and here I am!" He dramatically threw his arms in opposite directions in the end. And then he pecked your lips quickly, giving you a cheeky grin.
"What happened to Hobi?" You chose to ignore him, not just because you wanted to tease him, but you were actually worried too. "Oh, nothing very serious. Just a common cold and a cough. And a fever. Yeah."
"You sure it isn't flu?"
"If it was flu, I'd be affected by now." He reassuringly wrapped his arms around your torso and pulled you into him in such a way that your back was pressed against his chest. He rested his chin on top of your shoulder, a habit which came out whenever he back hugged you. Pressing his lips to your cheek, he said, "You don't need to worry about all of us all the time, y/n. We're all grown men, and as long as they have me, everything's gonna be fine."
He just couldn't be serious for one minute, could he? But this somehow felt very comforting; just him being him. "You're my love and they're brother figures for me, it's natural for me to worry. And relax, it's not like I'm all disoriented in daily life unless I'm sure that you all are safe and sound. And you and me both know that all of you worry about me just as much as I do about you guys."
This time you pressed your lips against his cheek. Or at least tried to. He knew what you were going to do and turned last second, capturing your lips with his own in a heartwarming kiss. Two years. You both had been dating for two years, and yet every time you kissed, it still felt like it was your first. It made you feel all mushy and giddy and you felt like smiling for eternity.
"You taste like buttercups." He let go and pressed his nose in the crook of your neck. A fond smile broke out on your face. Bringing your hand up, you ruffled his hair. "Still want that haircut?" You felt him nod.
Soon, he was in one of the chairs in front of the big mirror. Readying your scissors and comb, you got to work.
He stayed there for the whole evening until you had to close up, his haircut done and cheesecake long gone. All the time he spent there was filled with smart jokes from you and dad puns from him, laughter from you and warmth from him. Both of you appreciated the time you got together. Closing up, you saw him randomly making a pout, not even looking at you. You just couldn't help but click a photo. 'The perfect Home Screen wallpaper.'
Pocketing your phone, you tapped on his shoulder. Merrily walking home, you sighed happily. This is definitely one of your best work days.
*****
As it turns out, you were right; Hoseok did have the flu, and now you were busy taking care of a sick Seokjin, internally hoping you weren't the next person to get ill.
“You were born to be real, not to be perfect.”
Min Yoongi
Me too 🥺🥺 He’s too cute for this World.







Hobi’s dimples
“You’re Really The Only One Who Needs To Acknowledge Your Efforts.”
Kim Seokjin
Their smiles, my goodness imsosoft 🥺🥺🥺🥺







COUNTDOWN TO BTS IN THE SOOP S2 ❀ 10 DAYS TO GO!
Hobi & Tae having the time of their lives 🥺 (EP.6)
[cr. @moonseokjinn]
OT7 | Bosses Of A Kind

Summary: Two bitches at work target you, just because you’re close to the CEOs, who they were crushing on. Unfortunately for them, they didn’t know you.
Pairing: None
Genre: Fluff, Savage (?)
Word Count: 3.2k
Warnings: Light profanity (I should probably put that in my other posts too…). I guess that’s it.
You were hurriedly getting ready. Somehow managing to comb your hair and zip your pants at the same time, you hopped on your right foot while wearing a sock on your left one, fully knowing that there was a ninety percent chance you'd fall down. Heaving a sigh when you tripped but caught yourself before you fell, you did the same thing for your other foot.
You grabbed your shoes, hair tie, car keys, and office bag and ran to your car in just your socks. You saw your neighbour and a good friend shake her head at you, adorning an amused smile. She was used to your antics. You gave her a small smile in greeting and got in your car.
You started your car and tried to slip your feet into your semi-formal shoes. Finally stopping your car at a traffic light, you tied your hair. You bent down and put on the velcro on your shoes. Not wanting to wear heels, finding the men's office shoes too formal and sport shoes too casual, you had opted for some simple and stylish school shoes.
You weren't like most girls in your office, wearing tops or shirts with opened buttons showing cleavage, and pairing that with skirts and heels and wearing a lot of makeup and stylish hair. Some women did wear suits, but that looked like they were overdoing it. You simply wore a normal buttoned shirt with trousers with your hair always tied up. You also didn't wear any make up except some lip balm. And your friend f/n was just like you...as long as it came to outfits; she was more girly than you could imagine.
You finally reached your office, parking your car and being extremely careful to not hit another car. You took the thick file from the passenger seat and opened it, checking every document properly and mentally ticking off stuff from your list of things required for the meeting today.
You gathered the papers band put them back on the file. Taking your office bag and tucking your file beneath your armpit, you stepped out. You just stood there for a moment, relishing in the chirping of the birds and swishing of the trees with closed eyes and a serene smile, thankful that one of your bosses was just as much of a nature lover as you were. You opened your eyes when you heard a couple of snickers. Looking around, you saw the two girls known throughout the company for gossiping and crushing on the seven bosses, instead of doing the work they were given. You often wondered why they were still working when they never even submitted their work on time and always lacked behind. The only thing they were great in was spreading rumours.
As soon as they saw you looking their way, they looked away and tried to hide their laughing faces unsuccessfully. You just closed your car door and made your way towards them. Thinking you were coming for them, they moved to the side and nervously pretended that they were laughing at something they had been talking about. But all you did was enter the building, hurrying up a little when you checked your wrist watch and saw that the meeting was starting in half an hour.
You didn't care what they thought about you; you were going to do what you wanted to.
You dropped all your stuff on your desk, and took all the things required for the meeting to the conference room. Inside, you found seven men sitting there doing nothing. One had his head on the desk, sighing every now and then, clearly indicating he was bored. Three of them were talking about something you couldn't hear about.
One of them was being productive and was going through files, while the another was just sitting there staring into nothing. The last one was busy on his phone, and donned a set of headphones, looking out of place in the room.
They were your seven bosses, and none of their antics surprised you at all. Seokjin was the one chatting with Jimin and Hoseok. Namjoon was the responsible one going through the meeting files. Taehyung was the one getting bored. Yoongi was the one with the headphones, and Jungkook was the one staring into space. (Inspired by Jungshook.)
You cleared your throat, and everyone but Yoongi looked at you. Satisfied, you walked towards Namjoon and handed him the file. And nodded his head as a thank you and went back to proofreading the documents. When they saw that it was just you, they went back to doing what they were before. You made your way towards the cabinet and took out some other files. Sitting between Namjoon and Jungkook, you started doing your work.
*****
You plopped down on your very comfortable chair in front of your desk. That meeting was exhausting. At least the deal was finalised. You just laid there for a bit, closing your eyes. You would have definitely fallen asleep if someone didn't poke your stomach suddenly. You opened an eye and looked up in search for the culprit, fully knowing who was it.
As soon as you're eyes fell on her, she gave you a cheeky grin. "Hey, y/n!" She innocently cooed and fluttered her eyelashes. She was such a girl. A lot of times both of you wondered how you both were friends despite being polar opposites, but as they say opposites attract. This was just not that kind of attraction. You narrowed your eyes at her playfully. "F/n, you bitch!" You got up suddenly, taking her by surprise, and started poking her stomach. She squirmed and laughed, trying to get away from you. Thankfully, both of you had the brain enough to not be loud.
After finally calming down, you both sat down, her on your chair, and you on your desk. "How was the meeting?"
"Great. The deal's finalised. The idiots are happy. Which means that we may get to go home early today. You can thank me later." She squealed and hugged you. You smiled and returned the gestured. Then you both heard another one of your colleagues calling her. Giving you a small wave, she went towards him, asking about what happened. You tuned out and decided that you finally had energy enough to start working.
You switched on your PC, logging in. Just as you started typing, a voice was heard behind you. "Miss y/n." You could recognise that voice anywhere. You got up and turned around, mentally grumbling that you hadn't gotten even a little bit of work done the whole day. "Mr. Kim," you saw Seokjin. And then Namjoon came, "and Kim," you furrowed your eyebrows as Taehyung followed Namjoon and came in your line of vision, "and Kim?" You said the last Kim like you were asking a question.
All the three men looked amused and you raised an eyebrow. "What's going on?"
"Nothing, just wanted you to invite to a thank you lunch. Again." Namjoon seated himself on the edge of your desk, as Taehyung leaned against Seokjin. "And you needed to come here yourself to tell me that? And you brought not one more person, but two. Mind tellin' me what's actually going on?"
Taehyung and Namjoon smiled bashfully. "We were getting too happy and too bored." Taehyung explained. You raised an eyebrow, mentally noting you have been doing that a little too many times. "So what do you want me to do? Entertain you?" You leaned against the other end of your desk, opposite Namjoon. Seokjin sat down. "Yes."
"Shut up!" You laughed, the three men joining in. "Anyway, if there's a lunch, you have to— "
"Invite f/n too. We know. She's been told already. Chill." Seokjin interrupted you.
The four of you spent your entire afternoon until lunch break sitting there chatting about everything and anything. You saw some girls shoot you looks of jealously and hatred. But you only ignored them, not wanting to get into silly fights for no reason; it's not like you were crushing on either of the CEOs. And if you started using your mouth at those girls, they wouldn't stand a chance.
At last, the lunch break came, and all of you went to a nearby restaurant, well-liked in the area. Most of your colleagues often found themselves there, including you. You and f/n both noticed those two girls following you all, trying to be discreet but failing miserably. They were the ones laughing at you in the morning and the ones who were giving you glares just minutes ago.
F/n rolled her eyes in your direction, and you gave her a look which said 'what did you expect from them?' Reaching inside the big building, a mouth watering aroma hit you immediately, making your eyes go wide. You had been visiting this restaurant since you started your job three years ago, and yet, the food always had this effect on you. You looked at the seven men giving each other big smiles, hardly able to wait for the food. And none of you were even seated yet.
*****
You and f/n were both staring outside at the big beautiful trees and the shrubs decorating the bottom. Flowers were everywhere and they made you smile. Both of you had nothing to talk about right now and both of you were sick of the two girls being fake-asses and sticking to the boys like leeches. It was amusing to see the uncomfortable glances they sent each other and you at first, asking for help, but it got tiring when the girls just couldn't get a hint and leave you all alone in peace.
They had followed you and given a very stupid excuse to join your fun, naming our peaceful lunch as a company party and saying that they deserved to be one of the people having fun because they contributed so much to get the deal. Being the kind people the guys were, they allowed them to join, despite knowing that they didn't do any work. They weren't even given any work related to the deal in the first place.
"Oh, really?! That's great!" You heard a nasally voice pierce your peace of mind. F/n gave you a deadpan look and rolled her eyes, regretting coming here. You made a face and nodded back at her, telling her you understood. The guys were not just your seniors, they were also good friends with both of you, and you were hoping to have a good time with your favourite people and favourite food.
Instead, all you got was a headache. And they guys wouldn't even let either of you leave, as you were sitting facing each other near the window. You saw them give one of the girls a stare. She was the one who said that whatever they were talking about was great. You raised an eyebrow at Jungkook, who was sitting right next to f/n.
"They've been giving positive reactions to everything we say. The last to last deal being cancelled is not great." He whispered, not even trying to be subtle. He wanted them gone and you knew it.
And then it finally happened. The other girl turned to you. "Y/n! Why have you been so quiet? And I can just tell by what you're wearing that you don't have a sense of fashion," she gave a stale glance to f/n, who was still lost in her own world, and continued, "You should come hang out with us, we'll give you fashion advice and help you do your make and hair every morning. It's time you let go of your trousers babe."
You had made a face of distaste as soon as she had started speaking. "I would rather be like this than hang out with people like you who laugh at others enjoying the serenity of nature and stick to their bosses like glue. At least I have some dignity." Your reply was very blunt and straightforward.
Both the girls became very flustered at your reply. You hadn't realised but when that girl was speaking f/n had suddenly directed her attention at her, and had listened to your whole answer. You heard her very obnoxious laugh when you stopped speaking, and that made you smirk. You could see the seven men trying to hold in their laughter, trying not to be rude.
"Seriously, it's lunch time, from angle does this look like a company party to you? None of the work concerning the deal was given to either of you, because the whole building knows what would have happened if you were allowed to even help a little bit. And about that," you pointed an accusing finger to her tightening her hold on Jimin's arm, "do you even know Chim's birthday? His favourite colour? Even his fucking personality?! Fuck, you don't even know why his nickname is Chim in the first place.
"I will never ever be hanging out with you. Give one more look to f/n and I'll have your throats. I'm not going to convert into some bitch like you. I sometimes wonder if you even use a bra with the amount of times you've opened your shirt buttons to show off your cleavage. Learn to get a hint, both of you. That, and get out of our faces." All this time, you never even raised your voice, but somehow attracted the attention of most of your peers around you anyway.
Both of them had been getting more and more nervous by the second hearing what you were saying. You opened your wallet and took out money enough to pay for everything you all had ordered. Slamming the notes down on the table, you attempted to get out, and this time, the guys let you. F/n followed suit, and you saw her give a proud smile in your direction. The girl holding Jimin's arm let go on her own, but Yoongi had to snatch his arm from her hold. The guys walked behind you too.
You were in full mood to have a stern talk with them. F/n knew what you were thinking and went to do her own work. You went straight to the boys' office, and they could do nothing but follow you. You seated yourself on the table, taking off your shoes, opening the collar button, and hitching up your pants a little. When they all came in and closed the door, you were comfortably seated on top of the big table with crossed legs.
"Before I start talking, what's wrong Hobi? The last I heard you talk was during the meeting." He had been looking worse for wear since after the meeting, and you had thought about asking him during lunch. "This idiot didn't sleep last night, and now he's exhausted." Seokjin hit the back of his head. "C'mon guys, there's not one CEO running this big ass company, there's seven of you. You need to start taking care of yourselves."
Hoseok rubbed his face and came towards you. Keeping his forehead on your shoulder, he sighed. You rubbed his hair. "I thought I'd regain my energy during lunch by having fun with you all, but now I have a headache because of those girls. I didn't even know they were working for us."
"Me too!" You whined and kept your head on his shoulder. You heard all of them chuckle.
"Well, I guess it's going home early for both of you." Hoseok slightly raised his head. You let yourself fall behind, knowing someone will catch you. "I love you, Joon!"
"Stop being over dramatic and get out." The person who was holding you said. You opened your eyes and found an upside down Taehyung. You gave him an award-winning smile. "Fire those idiots. They've been trying to mess up with me since the day I started." Suddenly, there was blanket of quiet around the room. You got up saw them all frowning. "Why didn't you tell us?" Jimin was the one to speak up.
"Uh...because I'm a grown woman and can handle them myself?" You gave him a 'are you dumb?' expression. Being the same age came with privileges. "I mean, I'm asking you to fire them for their safety. If I see them even look in my direction one more time, I swear to god, I will break all the 206 bones in their body, exchange the places of their lungs and intestines, and dispose them off into the next century!"
They all were looking at you with wide eyes. "I really really think you need sleep. That headache is messing with your brain." Seokjin gently pushed you off the table and guided you and Hoseok to the door. "Call me when you reach home, both of you."
You both nodded and went to your desk. Finding f/n there, you quickly explained the whole situation to her while collecting your stuff. She bid you both goodbye and went to do her work.
You dropped off Hoseok to his house and firmly told him to go to sleep, even making him promise to you. Half an hour later, you found yourself snuggling a pillow in your bed, already half asleep.
*****
It was your third day off. You had unexpectedly gotten sick, not that you cared. You still went to office the next day, but when Jungkook saw you drinking glucose instead of water the whole day, he dragged you to their office. When you told them that you had had a fever the whole day, they had guilt tripped you into taking some leaves.
You were in your kitchen, drinking a glass of water. The fever was still there, and that's why you didn't go to work. You were hating this; even in school, you had barely ever taken a day off if you got ill. Then the doorbell rang. Wondering who could it be, you opened it, only to find a big basket filled with your favourite foods. It had a cute little card attached to the handle, and you read it.
Get well soon!
- Kim Seokjin, Min Yoongi, Jung Hoseok, Kim Namjoon, Park Jimin, Kim Taehyung, Jeon Jungkook
You chuckled when you saw that all of them had signed their full names on the small card. You also found quick-to-make noodle soup in the basket.
You called Yoongi. Knowing he had the phone on speaker, you closed the door and said very loudly, "Thanks guys! I love you, you idiots!" Making a 'muah' sound, you hung up.
Jungkook | Storms

Summary: Jungkook is afraid of storms, but it’s the middle of the night.
Pairing: None
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 800 something
Warnings: My depiction of a storm isn’t graphic (at all), so I guess it’s okay to read even if you do have astraphobia. But you can totally skip if you want to 😊
Enjoy!
He was the Golden Maknae. Good at anything and everything. He was brave, determined, and passionate. And people loved him because of this. But they didn't know one thing. He was afraid too. Of storms. Well, storms and microwaves, but yeah. And he thought that his fear— no, phobia— was the worst thing ever, because right now, he was curled up in his bed, his thick furry blanket around his shoulders, shivering, not only because of the storm, but also because of the cold. It all started when he came out of his bathroom, toweling his hair dry. They all had spent all their day recording and learning a new choreography. He was exhausted and cold, despite all the sweat, so the first thing he did when he came home was take a warm shower. Carelessly throwing the towel somewhere, he threw himself on his bed.
He groaned slightly and dragged himself up to his pillow. Pulling the blanket up to his chest, he snuggled with a pillow, falling asleep quickly. But that sleep lasted for just half an hour.
He was woken up by a very loud roar. It was distant, but he felt it as if it was just next to his ear. The slight rumble that followed the sound confirmed his suspicions; it was a thunderstorm. He cursed under his breath, half expecting Seokjin to scold him, even in this situation. He was brought out of his thoughts when it started raining heavily. He loved the rain, but put thunder in the mix, and it was his worst nightmare.
He figured that if he fell asleep, the thunder would cease to matter anymore, so he tried to do just that. He laid down slowly, covering everything but his head with his blanket. He closed his eyes, but every time he did so, lightning flashed before his eyes. He was starting to sweat buckets despite the cold.
He thought about going to his hyungs, but immediately shot down the idea. They didn't know he was afraid of storms, and this was the partial reason he didn't want to get up. Another was the it was very late and his hyungs were tired and would be sleeping. He didn't want to disturb them. He decided to tell his hyungs about his phobia the next day, so he wouldn't have to care about all of this.
So, he just laid there, cowering in fear. It took a particularly loud boom which was considerably closer to their dorms for him to shift to the corner of his bed, wrapping the blanket around himself. He didn't know how long he just sat there, doing nothing. Every minute felt like an hour to him, every second slowly ticking away. Remove the thunder and rain it would've been eerily quite.
He got surprised when the door opened, and a pink head peeked him. "Jungkookie?"
"J-Jimin hyung?" He could see the confusion on his hyung's face. "Jungkookie!" Jimin came in and sat on the bed. "You okay?"
"I—" Jungkook debated telling his hyung, "I'm just afraid of storms. Why are you here hyung?"
Jimin was about to say something, but instead chose to reply to his question, not wanting to make the younger awkward. "The heating in our room isn't working, and the storm won't let us sleep on peace, so me and Hobi hyung were checking if anyone was awake or had enough space on their bed for us."
Jungkook was about to offer him to sleep there, but Hoseok peeped in. "Jimin? Jungkook?" Both the boys looked at him. "What's going on? Why aren't you sleeping Jungkookie?" Hoseok came in and sat on the bed too. "He's got astraphobia, it seems." Jimin replied for him, seeing the younger boy was still shaken up. Another dangerously close noise sounded again, telling them that the thunder was getting nearer.
Jimin made his way towards Jungkook, who was visibly shaking now, and hugged the boy. Soon, Hoseok joined in. "I wish this bed was big enough for all three of us."
"Guys?" They all looked at the door once more, only to find a very annoyed and worried Seokjin standing there, arms crossed. "It's one thing to not sleep but it's another to make a commotion in the middle of the night."
Seokjin seated himself next to Jungkook, wrapping the big blanket around himself too, and listened to Hoseok explain the whole situation."You both sleep here. Jungkook, come with me." The youngers obliged.
Soon, all the preparations were made. Jungkook followed his eldest hyung out of his room as the other two laid down in his bed. "You okay now?" Seokjin turned around to get comfy and settled down facing Jungkook. "Yes, hyung. Thank you. And sorry for disturbing your sleep." Jungkook snuggled in closer.
"Why didn't you ever tell us, Kookie?"
"The situation never occurred."
Seokjin patted his head a couple of times, and pecked his forehead. "Go to sleep."
It's safe to say that the rest of the members' phones were filled with cute pictures of Seokjin and Jungkook sleeping all cuddled up.