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Fucking Everything!
your garbage can writer has brought you another plate.
Summary: Homelander's angry, but you're there and calm him down.
i suck at summaries and writing, and this was self indulgent trash. enjoy
Homelander stormed into his penthouse his eyes glowing that bright crimson shade as he paced. You sat on his couch looking at your phone when you look up. "John? What's wrong?" You question standing up and walking towards him. He throws his hands in the air. "Fucking everything! Ashely's up my ass because i dropped four points. Four Points! All because of some stupid fucking mistake." He ranted his eyes glowing brighter as he breathed heavily. You walked towards him before stopping in front of him putting your hands on his arms.
He stopped trying to pace glaring down at you his lips pulled into a sneer. You met his gaze unflinchingly as you reached up to gently cup his cheek in your palm. "Hey, you'll get those points back up again. You always do." You reassure him smiling softly as the red glow slowly fades from his eyes as he leans against your hand. His now blue eyes look into your searching for any hint of a lie as he listens to your heartbeat. Satisfied with how steady your heart is and how he cant find a trace of a lie in your gaze he relaxes into you. wrapping his arms around your waist as he sighs.
"Yeah, you're right." He mutters his eyes fluttering shut as you stroke his cheekbone with your thumb. "Come on, let's go sit on your weird ass couch and watch mind numbing tv." You playfully tease him as you link your fingers with his leading him to the couch. "It's not a weird couch." He protests smiling slightly as he follows along behind you. You simply laugh as you both sit down. You at the edge of the couch your arm resting on the armrest and Homelander laying down with his head in your lap, a smile on both of your faces.
(Mention of NSFW material/people making NSFW material of minors, warnings in the first slide of the linked post as well)
Hermitblr antis b harassing shippers just for existing when Doc has confirmed none of the hermits have expressed any discomfort or problems with/towards shipping a few hermits have made shipping jokes or expressed they didn't mind it (False made a joke about shipping Mumbo and Xisuma, Wels said he hasn't seen anything with shipping but would just ignore it if he did, Cleo obviously has defended shippers and literally got harassed by hermitblr for it so for the sake of the hermits my ass, Iskall has retweeted Stresskall art and thought it was cute and Jevin joked about a hermit wedding in response to said art, etc.) and it's personas and not real people being shipped and we would stop the moment a hermit expressed WITH PROOF that they didn't like it (aka Xisuma and False have not said they're uncomfortable with shipping and we can conclude that because no one has provided proof that they did plus I highly doubt False would make a shipping joke with Xisuma in it if Xisuma was uncomfortable with shipping) but like at least we don't ship two minors together and make NSFW of them after they've said they don't want to be shipped and are literally minors