Kai Bartley - Tumblr Posts
So I just watched greys anatomy 18x5 and the way my heart just stopped when Kai said they were married omfg but Amelia and Kai totally flirt with each other
Kai: Kill me nowwwww.
Amelia: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.
Amelia: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’
Kai: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.
Kai: Ew. What kind of tea is this?
Amelia: I boiled gatorade.
Kai: Amelia, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.
Amelia, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky.
Amelia: Help! I’m drowning!
Kai: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!
Amelia: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
Amelia: I'm very scary.
Kai: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
Amelia: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.
Kai: And small.
Amelia:
Amelia: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.
Amelia: *angrily presses Kai against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Kai: ...
Kai: Are we about to kiss-
Kai: Hey random, what are your favorite flowers?
Amelia: Peonies, why?
Kai:
Amelia: Were you going to get me flowers?
Kai:
Amelia:
Kai: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
Kai: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Amelia: Oh. We're going out?
Kai: Wh...
Kai: Life is like Amelia. It's short.
Amelia: Italics.
Amelia: Yeah, Italians.
Amelia: Two brooooos!
Kai: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Amelia: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!
Kai:
Amelia:
Kai: *tearing up*
Amelia: Babe, c'mon...
Kai: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.
Amelia: Babe...
Kai, ordering coffee: I’d like 4 sugars-
Amelia: You're kinda ugly.
Amelia: Hey Kai?
Kai: Yeah?
Amelia: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Kai:
Kai: ...What.
Kai: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have?
Amelia: Dorito’s cool ranch.
Kai:
Kai: I'm just gonna assume zero for now.
Amelia: I love that song.
Amelia: Look, last night was a mistake.
Kai: A sexy mistake.
Amelia: No, just a regular mistake.
Amelia: Can I have a private talk with you?
Kai: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.
Amelia: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.
Kai: Actually Amelia, it’s salt.
Amelia: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.
Kai: Uh Amelia, that would be salt.
Kai: *takes salt packer from Amelia* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.
Amelia: So what are your political beliefs?
Kai, awkwardly trying to impress her: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.