Kaidan Skyrim - Tumblr Posts
Kaidan: By the nine. Has anyone here ever heard of critical thinking?
Lucien: I don't believe so. What are some of their songs?
Y/N: Favorite horror movie?
Kaidan: It.
Inigo: Saw.
Miraak: Annabelle.
Lucien: High School Musical. After watching it, I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics.
❂A translator was used.❂
Hug time! Sha loves her sunshine (and Nebarra) too much to ignore their tactile needs.
Inigo: A simple but strong hug between two best friends. Inigo is happy to share his fleas with Sha, and if her tail is not wagging like crazy, then their tails are intertwined with each other. A lot of love and strong tenderness.
Kaidan: He and Sha usually hug when Kaidan has a nightmare or can't sleep. Sha puts Kaiden's head on her shoulder, wraps her arms around his large figure and hums softly. Hugs are part of their emotional support as two people who have known each other since childhood.
Lucien: For Sha, Lucien is quite light, so she usually lifts him up and hugs him or they hug when they read. The hugs are not the strongest, but rather calm and friendly with mugs of tea and books in front of their eyes.
Taliesin: Sha knows about the horror of nightmares, especially because of her work in the Dark Brotherhood, and she understands perfectly well why Taliesin doesn't want to talk about it. So at night she silently approaches Taliesin, covers him with a bearskin, sits down next to him, hugs him and begins to purr. Comforting hugs in the silence of the night when no one bothers them.
Nebarra: If Sha wants to hug Nebarra, then she has to complete a whole quest! To buy wine, to drink wine to Nebarra, to promise to buy more wine, and short and fleeting hugs already follow, during which Nebarra grumbles like an old stump. Sha just gives Nebarra a quick hug, and he weakly slaps her on the shoulder, then they part ways. Grumbling hugs.
Khash: Sha gets on her lap and hugs Khash, especially when she talks about Marlok. Sha either just silently hugs Khash or talks cheerfully to her. Hugs of sisters!
My favorite Kaidan headcanon is that he despises large crowds.
They make his skin itch and his throat parched.
It's not that he's shy about conversing with others—he can hold his own in conversation.
Rather, it's the sheer mass of people packed together like frightened rabbits that unnerves him.
He finds it impossible to maintain awareness amidst the throngs.
He can't discern if there's a thief lurking among them or if someone is wielding a pocket knife.
That's why he tries his best to avoid them, opting to walk around rather than through them.
fuck this, I’m joining Skyrim Tumblr
I’ll say it once and for all.
Bishop from the Skyrim Abuse Simulator mod can go
Fuck himself.
Then there’s the absolute Chad of a man, Kaidan. He can
Fuck me.
I think this has been done already but 🗿
inigo is laughing cuz he’s confused
Lucien inviting all of team Dragonborn to the imperial city to meet his family!
All the sudden 2 giants (Runa my ldb and kaidan) an elven prince, a blue khajit, and an argonian teenager all following Lucien with the enthusiasm of a newborn puppy just show up at their front door, decked out in armor and weapons. I need an interaction of khash getting excited during dinner and talking about sewing and braiding and one of the parents suggests going to the market district in the morning to help people pick out fabric for clothing Because they are supportive of their new argonian grandchild’s interests!
Khash loosing her sh!t at the textures of the fine silks, Cashmere, velvet, soft linens, all in amazing patterns and colors (I feel like she would attach to an orange silk with floral pattern on it because it looks like the mountain flowers, or lust loving this intense blue velvet because SOFT!)
By the end of the visit the parents look terrified at the recounting of them taking on alduin, (khash being helpful and piping up with Lucien and Cary being so brave and defending the group from a dragon when everyone else was injured (Lucien trying to not freak his parents out is like “omg I love you so much PLEASE stop talking about my epic heroics”) )
Overall the trip is a success. Lucien got to show off his ragtag group of friends, khash has a new sewing kit and proper Attire for the weather in cyrodill, Cary was reintroduced to the finer things in life, Inigo got to have some of mr. flavious’s amazing cooking, and Kai has a new book.
Everyone in the group (literally everyone but Lucien) has had rough upbringings, or dead/absent parents so everyone is just like “wtf is this parental love and unconditional support and affection???” (Ok maybe not khash she had it pretty good the past several months with the group of chaotic 20 year olds that have communally adopted her) but after the visit and they start making their way back to Skyrim, khash is really sad.
Cary goes up to her like “hey what’s wrong kiddo?” And khash all misty eyes says with a whisper “I wish your dad was like them.” And gods damned if it’s the hat interaction all over again except he’s full on crying now!
Rabbitt this is all your fault, how dare your characters make me feel things!!! I love and thank you for it lol
Me, thinking about future Khash ideas, like her getting adopted, making new friends her age, picking up new hobbies, and all around creating a new life with the ldb and in Skyrim:
Ok if you’re like me and play Skyrim with 6-7 custom followers (I’m currently with Inigo, Lucien, Khash, Caryalind, Kaidan, and Lucifer) do you also get sad that none of the player homes or camping mods have enough beds for your entourage of chaos? I’m including the AE as well, the fact the bedrolls on the backpacks are purely decorative is annoying. Let me give those fuckers their own spaces dammit!
Sometimes your Skyrim squad is you, a 6’7 akaviri warrior, a blue khajit with a prophecy and arrows, a disgruntled imperial academic, a handsome elven prince, a bisexual grave robber, and an argonian with a mysterious past, all whom collectively adopt a 13 year old child despite half of them being recovering addicts, theives, murderers, and all of them are in their 20s and should not be in charge of the wellbeing of a kid.
Best squad ever.
Are we gonna ignore the fact that the ldb mentioned their name only few times in a game. As far as I remember:
1) at the very beginning of the game, when the protagonist is asked by Hadvar "who are you?";
2) when Harkon asks the name of his daughter's saviour;
3) when they introduce themselves to Lucien;
4) in thalmor embassy during the party (optional).
Now hear me out
Kaidan and the ldb have been together for a long time, has gone through only god knows how many ordeals, almost facing their demise and well... Kaidan still has no clue of his spouse's name.
Now you know why he always calls you his sweetheart, love, darling, changeling and etc whereas you ALWAYS call him by his name.
about my playthrough in a nutshell
men ☕️
men ☕️ : part two
and lemme tell you something
protect this man by all means! he deserves it!
gods the more I play, the funnier it gets
LEAVE KAIDAN ALONE!!
I have been playing Skyrim for quite a few years now. In my character's posse, there is a fellow named Kaidan. He's big, fearless and hates the Thalmor like no next week. I would also like to mention that he's as gorgeous as hell!
It has come to my attention that there's a group calling themselves the Kaidan Workshop is trying to makeover this big hunk of a swordsman--right up and including his voice. Right now, he's being voice by an excellent VA named Dan Lemon. There's nothing wrong with Kaidan's voice the way it is now. I feel that it would be a slap in the face for the likes of Dan Lemon and Pat Mahoney (voice of Taliesin) after they've put all their time, effort and hard work into creating these characters.
What be your thoughts, o, good players of Skyrim? Are you as unhappy as I am with this?
Please let me know.
Vampires Don’t Shiver
An in-depth headcanon about Skyrim Vampirism explained through a clip of dialogue I wrote between Ravenna and Kaidan while they waited for Inigo outside Langley’s hut. While egg gathering outside Langley's house, Ravenna and Kaidan were attacked by a wandering vampire, and Ravenna, afterwards, expresses great confusion about what the vampire was even doing so far up on a frigid mountain like that. Kaidan, who has spent his life believing vampires to be immune to the effects of cold weather, asks her to elaborate. Ravenna explains that vampires are, indeed, resistant to the cold, but not immune to it. "There's an important difference between our bodies and yours," she doesn't really notice the slip-up, but frankly neither does Kaidan, and if he does he assumes it's a hypothetical thing, "a human's body warms up when it moves, so you can stave off cold by moving or shivering. Vampires’ bodies don't warm up at all, and they don't shiver. In fact, vampires don't actually feel the cold, only the effect it has on them after prolonged exposure. Their blood will freeze inside their veins and they won't really notice until their muscles start getting frozen as well. Even then, usually the only indicator is that their joints and muscles become stiff and difficult to move because they need to thaw out. A vampire could feasibly become frozen up on a mountain like this and be stuck in limbo forever if no one found them and thawed them. A place like this is dangerous for a lone vampire to be hunting. The only thing that might motivate one to stay in an area like this is a highly populated location nearby that could provide them with a long-term source of blood. It would still be safer for them to settle in a den or something with other vampires though, rather than roughing it by themselves - and maybe that one wasn’t, so we should be watchful on the way back." Kaidan respects her knowledge. They find the last egg and she almost falls out of a tree getting it.
"Give me that," Kaidan hisses, snatching the map from Ravenna's fingers. "Wait, I almost-" "You almost got us there four times now. Divines, woman, how many times are you going to get us lost before you let someone else navigate?" a wee excerpt from the new Friendship is Magic team stuff I’ve been working on. Ravenna is still getting the party lost on the regular