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4 siblings

The oldest is always getting teased about not having a partner so they ask their best friend to fake date them for a family holiday gathering.

The aro/ace middle child of the family told the second oldest there is no way they'd ever get a partner so, of course, they asked (ordered) their childhood best friend from the orphanage to fake date them to rub it in their siblings face.

The youngest sibling has a partner. They and the middle child cause chaos by offering useless dating advice to their older siblings who are yet to realize that they are in love with the people they are fake dating.

The fake dating friends are tired of dealing with their family shit.

Edit - Here's the link to the fic - https://emilywaters.tumblr.com/post/674438022592413696/love-story-sano-version-chapter-1

Love Story (Sano Version) - Chapter 1

Cross-posted on AO3

Fandom - Tokyo Revengers

Ships - Wakasa Imaushi/Shinichiro Sano, Izana Kurokawa/Kakucho Hitto, Emma Sano/ Ken 'Draken' Ryuuguji, Keisuke Baji/Chifuyu Matsuno/Kazutora Hanemiya

CW - Fluff, Fake relationships, Crack, Humor, Family bonding, Alternate Universe - Everybody lives/Nobody dies

Summary - Emma Sano has returned from studying abroad. The Sano family must therefore have a reunion.

4 siblings

The oldest is always getting teased about not having a partner so he asks his best friend to fake date him for the family holiday gathering.

The aro/ace middle child of the family told the second oldest there is no way he'd ever get a partner so, of course, he asked (ordered) his childhood best friend from the orphanage to fake date him to rub it in his brother's face.

The youngest sibling has a partner. She and the middle child (with the help of friends) cause chaos by offering useless dating advice to their older siblings who are yet to realize that they are in love with the people they are fake dating.

The friends are tired of dealing with their family shit.

Ages

Shinichiro and Wakasa - 34 Izana - 27 Mikey and Baji - 24 Kakucho and Emma - 23

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"Absolutely not."

Shinichiro Sano fell to his knees, clinging onto Wakasa's shirt. "Waka, please! Omi laughed at me, and Benkei has a girlfriend. You're my only hope!"

Wakasa turned and walked towards the gym entrance, dragging Shinichiro behind him as he stubbornly held on. "I said no. Now get your ass off the floor. You're embarrassing yourself."

"Please! Emma and Manjiro are so mean to me every time we get together, and I don't have a girlfriend," Shinichiro tightened his grip, moving from Wakasa's t-shirt to his waist. "And Izana will be there too! I'll buy you all the lollipops you want if you date me for one week."

Wakasa yanked Shinichiro's arms off him, pushing him away roughly. "If you're so desperate, pay some random girl on the street to date you."

"But Waka, that's rude, undignified and embarrassing." Shinichiro crossed his legs and sat on the gym floor, pouting childishly.

Wakasa raised an eyebrow, "And this isn't?"

Shinichiro shrugged. "You've seen me do worse."

"The fact that you can say that with no sense of shame," Wakasa shook his head in disbelief. "Anyways, I'm not doing it."

"Please, I'll owe you for life!"

Wakasa sighed and massaged the headache forming at his temple. "I want monetary compensation. And lollipops."

Shinichiro immediately got up from the floor, hugging Wakasa roughly. "Thank you so much! I swear I will buy you anything you want."

"Don't thank me yet," Wakas shrugged out of the hug, already regretting his decision, "I'm going to make your pockets hurt."

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"Date me."

Kakucho looked up from the bookshelf he was browsing. "Pardon?"

"Date me, Kakucho." Izana's soft orchid eyes stared back at Kakucho's stunned face. "We're having a family gathering this weekend, and that little shit Manjiro said there's no way I could ever get a partner by then." He picked up a fantasy novel and began to read the blurb, but his voice continued. "Of course, I have to prove him wrong."

Kakucho blinked a few times, "So you want me to fake date you so you can show off to Mikey, out of pettiness?"

Izana wrinkled his nose. "Well, it's hardly pettiness when he's such a brat. And he and Emma bet on it." He looked up, noting the alienated expression on his friend's face. "Well?" He asked with a touch of irritation. "Your answer?"

"Do I have a choice?"

Izana shrugged, "Not really."

Kakucho sighed; This was going to be a long weekend. "Lovely."

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"Mikey! Open up, you little shit!" Baji banged on the door to Mikey's room, almost hitting Emma's face when she opened it.

"Come in and be quiet, idiot," she whisper-yelled, ushering him in and closing the door. "Gramps is sleeping, and I will destroy your kneecaps if you wake him up."

"Wow, I see you for the first time in, what, three years after you went abroad to study, and the first thing you do is threaten me? What cruelty."

Emma rolled her eyes but hugged him tightly. "It's great to see you again."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever." Baji pulled away from the hug, smiling

"Now," he turned to Mikey, who was peacefully snacking on the couch, "why the fuck did you call me here at 11 pm on a Sunday? I had to drive for half an hour, leaving my babies at home alone because you said it was an emergency."

"It is an emergency," Mikey said, ignoring his friends glare. "Operation cupid 4.2 is a go."

A wicked grin replaced Baji's frown. "When?" He asked, pulling out his phone to check his schedule. "It better not be on Friday."

"What's wrong with Friday?" Emma asked, sitting on the couch, stealing a dorayaki from Mikey's hand. One of the only people to ever do that and live.

"Friday is date night. We're going to take Tora to the carnival. He's never tried candyfloss, so if it's Friday, you better reschedule."

"It's on Saturday. Get Chifuyu and Tora to come too." Mikey wriggled around until he lay on the couch with his head hanging off the edge and his feet in the air. "Gramps thinks Chifuyu is an angel. He'll love having them. I'm pretty sure he loves them more than me."

Emma laughed, "Of course he does. They don't call him at 1 am to pay bail because they beat someone up."

Mikey pouted, which only made his sister laugh harder.

Baji decided to stay the night after a brief call to his boyfriends, who firmly ordered him not to drive in the night.

"They act like I'm a child," he complained to Emma. She was cooking ramen, and he and Mikey sat at the kitchen island watching her. "I'm a totally competent adult who can drive home in the dark safely."

"I'm sure they were worried more about any pedestrians than you," she replied. "Considering that you beat up a trio of smokers last time because they were 'looking at you wrong'."

"Didn't you crash into a lamppost one?" Mikey piped up, having dozed off in the middle of the conversation.

"Shut up!"

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