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my fave scene from hi-fi rush
SORRY FOR THE BAD AUDIO, i dont know who to fix it on obs
WIP, krita has crashed twice on me today working on this,it hates me
all of the valentines cards from the official twitter :3
will update this/add in on a rb if they post any more
THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN DRIVING ME INSANE I CANNOT STOP WATCHING IT
ITS DELIVERING THE CHAI AND KALE CONTENT WE DESERVE, THEY KNOW WHAT THE FANDOM WANTS AND IM GOING CRAZY
also hey guys if you couldn't tell im a tad bit neurodivergent
HELL. YES. CHAI AND KALE. THIS IS WHAT I WANTED. LETS GO!!!!
My first time drawing Roquefort and it's for this...
I wanna mess around with my artstyle a bit, sooooo...
anyone have any suggestions for some Hi-Fi RUSH art/sketches I could do??!! I wanna get some suggestions from some of you guys to see what you all come up with, or something you've been wanting to see with Hi-Fi RUSH art! Like headcanons n scenarios and stuff ;p
I could also draw some of MY headcanons if anyones interested in that whole shabang 🎸⚡
i got distracted doing some kale sketches and this came out of it. wonder what hes ordering...
throws this at you and skedaddles
Broke: Kale Vandelay is a top
Woke: Kale Vandelay is a bottom
Chai is babygirl
Macaron is malewife
Kale is poor little meow meow
Okay but about an AU where Kale and Roxanne kind of switch places
Like Roxanne started out with good intentions but the succses of the company got to her head and became greedy, creating SPECTRA in the process
And Kale who was a co-leader to the company by that point confranted her about how immoral it is and how it would take away humanity as a whole
But Roxanne obvious disagrement on the matter ultimetly lead to seeing Kale as an obsticle in her plans and made Kale into her "prototype" so to speak
Yes this would also probably mean that Kale and Peppermint has a better relastionship in this au
Yknow it these past few days Kale has been kinda just living in my head rent free
But considering the fact that most people feel very uhmm not great about him
I’m just gonna let tumblr decide if i can show off the labor of me picking at this man’s brain, or just suffer in silence
stupid Kale headcannon thing
stuff
idk
i feel like the reason he is the way he is, is because of unreceived attention and bullying, like “THEY NEVER CARED ABOUT ME, WHY SHOULD ABOUT CARE ABOUT THEM” but he is just talking about like ages from 5 to 10
most definitely theater kid, and the dramatic kind like there is now way he is not into theatrics probably the reason he got bullied as a kid seen Hamilton at least once
speaking of theatric kale, he also probably writes poems and it’s the edgy cringy kind of poems as well he only has fun while writing them after finishing them he reads them through he’s just like “yeah no” and because of that he has a super secret and complex safe just for whatever notebook he has those poems written in
also when chai and the gang finds it and opens the safe, ‘cus of course they will since it looks suspicious as fuck, it’s just gonna be like Chai: HE WRITES POEMS?! Peppermint: HE STILL WRITES POEMS?!
i know that the accepted relationship between him and Mimosa is Mimosa looking up to him, but personally i find the idea of them friends more appealing like they’re the cliché mean girls high school duo that judges and gossips about everybody
that being said Mimosa was probably his only friend, which is sad, but it’s kale so not really
probably has anger issues, not the violent outburst kind, but more like Dylan yelling at his old baking recipes or kitchen wear (i have such a clear image of him just yelling “CEASE AND DESIST” to an oven)
since it is canon that he is a dog person,(which just makes me so giddy for no reason) i like to think he is just the most aggressive dog person a dog person can be like at some point somebody in the boss team was like “it would probably be nice to have meetings outside every once in a while” but that had to be scrapped because he would just disappear every 10 minutes ‘cus he somehow found a dog just chillin’ and decided that it needed to be pet like i feel like he could have been bribed with dogs in someway and the whole final boss fight could have been avoided
as much he is a poor little meow meow, he is also kind of a malewife material my mind cannot be changed about this
he probably has been living by basically himself since like the age of 15 he definitely knows his way around the kitchen at least
also back to the dog person bit at first i was like “so who the hell made the conscious decision to make Rouqefort into a mecha warewolf?” but it was definitely Kale and Rouqefort probably approved and i don’t know which one is worse
this man has been living in my head rent free for god knows how long
if anything else comes to my mind i’ll probably add also feel free to add yours if y’all have any
YES
OMG
I have been wanting to talk about this for so long, but never really new how
But as i see it Roxanne didn’t really know how to be a mother when Kale happened, but once Peppermint came around she had a better idea how to be one.
Not to mention there is a pretty good chance that at least the better part of those 15 years until Peppermint, was when Roxanne started out Vandelay, so on top of not really knowing what to do, she mainly just focused on her work
So if we are looking at Kale’s pov he was probably neglected at a time where it is most important to teach a kid morals but that never really happened. Then there’s also the thing that when Peppermint was born for him it looked like his mother suddenly cared for her child, so he just got it in his head that she must be the favorite child, even though in reality she just has more time now.
anyway
uh
tldr.: dude’s got mommy issues for DAYS
I sure most know this but I noticed no one mentioned anything about it
So as we know Peppermint is 23 and Kale is about 38(Probably the best number we got according to the creator) 38-23 is well 15 so Kale was 15 when his sister was born. And as we know Peppermint has been clearly the favorite child since literally she would have been the one to take over if she never had left. Now imagine being in Kale's situation, you most likely want to be like your mom and take over then you get a sister suddenly. Then that chance of ever taking over your mom's company becomes slim, despite you are the oldest and usually in history or that the oldest is the one to get the 'throne' The youngest kid only would ever become heir to the throne if A the oldest one is unable to do it do to death or sickness or B they turn the title down and leave. But the only one that could fit this would be A but Roxanne would have clearly used Vandelay to heal her son upright if he did get truly sick which I theorize he got into the same accident as Peppermint that made her lose her leg or he got badly sick like Roquefort maybe that's why he let him join Vandelay cause he knew how it felt to be so sick that your body is failing you. Yet the description for Kale Boss looks said the keyword 'upgrade'. So either Kale never had the robot body before and decided now was his chance to actually live then suffer or he had a robot body but it wasn't cut out to him either he did need a better one for his health or he just wanted to feel stronger. The key thing is that Peppermint does mention Kale is always used by people but he would be an adult by the time Peppermint could even remember the earliest thing in her childhood. So not sure how she would have known who Kale was if clearly, she wasn't there for his life. I may be sounding crazy but I'm sure I would be real upset if my younger sibling suddenly became the favorite and took a dream of running my family company in seconds. I know Kale was a teen when Peppermint was born and babies need a lot of attention but we all remember how hard and struggling being a teen was. But I can say Kale is a bad person, I mean he mind-controlled his own mom to get what he wanted and tried to kill Chai many times and gave zero care when his coworker turned into fireworks/a pancake. But as we know people aren't born bad, they grow bad without the right help.
Anyway welcome to my ted talk sorry for my rambling
Kale's pj pic is done.
Zanzo got him the mug and Roquefort got him the slippers.
I had an MRI done today! Here's what doctors found in my head:
Too bad your little adventure ends here.
Their height difference is really funny to me