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Going to Lowes with Heisenberg? I just know he would die in peace in there
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Going to Lowe's With Heisenberg Headcannons

° Considering Heisenberg lives in a village with virtually no technology, nor stores, he is extremely confused to what a 'Lowe's' was. He didn't even know what a 'store' was. Was it something like The Duke?
° After you had laughed him off, you took him to the store, after many hours of course, the closest city hundreds of miles away. Though, when you go there, you could tell his interest was peaked.
°In the store, he is exploring the many isles of nails and thick wood. He compares it to his office in the factory, though, he loves this place more. The workers watch as he acts like a child in the metal sheet isle.
° He wants to buy everything he has seen. Those nails, even if bent? He's gonna wanna buy it, he can just bend them back into shape. The rope in the isle before? Yep, that too. Too bad Lowe's doesn't exchange 'Lei' for such things.
° After a while, you have to drag him out of the store. In fear he will start stealing items, getting ya in trouble, and that it was getting late. What time was it again? You two couldn't remember.
° "I've gotta get this thing! It's larger than Strum! Do you know how many Soldats I can make from this?"
"Karl, no, you have everything at the factory."
"But-"
"No!"
°You have to drag the Lord out of this place. Back arched and pushing with all your might. After grumbling for a bit, he would comply, but he stole a few tools to take back with him. "Souvenirs" as he says. He'll be back sooner or later.
° Lowe's, Heisenberg is on his way!
Do you do requests? If so can your please do headcanons of Karl with a gender neutral s/o who’s been really struggling with depression, like can barely get out of bed in the morning and doesn’t want to eat, I need some comfort rn
Aww, I'd love to do this! I hope you're okay.
Karl Heisenberg Comfort Headcannon

° He isn't the smartest man, nor the most comforting, but he knows when something is wrong. At first, he saw everything was fine. As time went by, he saw it wasn't.
° After the past few days of you not getting out of bed, he had enough. He isn't soft and neither would he be with you. To him, tough love was needed.
° "Come on, let's go!" He would call out. After pulling you out of the bed, he would take you around the factory, knowing you wouldn't like it. He didn't know how to deal with mental illness, but he was trying.
° He knows the factory isn't the most 'bright' place, so he would take you outside to his fields. During the spring, it would be covered in a long bed of flowers, something he thought you needed.
° "Darlin' I know this ain't the best place you've been. I know you're fighting inside your head. Keep that up. You'll win that fight. I'll be right here to help pick you up. Sometimes cattle need help with their first steps."
° He'd gather you up a bunch of stomach-stuffing food, making sure you are until you were full. While you aren't taking care of yourself, he's gonna make you.
° No more laying around in bed; he had you walking, working, and even inventing with him. He is gruff, but he always gave you his best smile when he was with you. He'd do anything to see your smile again.
°Late at night, if you were having an episode, he would stay up with you until you had calmed down, wiping away an excess tears with his forearm. Don't mind the dirt streak, he isn't the cleanest man. Things take time, let him work with you.
If your comfortable with this, how would the four lords react to fem!reader being pregnant?
As soon as I read this, I knew I had to write it! Thanks for the request :)
The Four Lord's With A Pregnant S/O Headcannons

Alcina Dimitrescu
° Alcina is extremely ecstatic. Considering you both...lacked the necessary equipment to have a child of your own, it was planned, so it was nothing but happiness for the Lord and yourself.
° Lady Dimitrescu, having daughters of her own, knew nothing of how to care for an infant or child no more than the size of her calf. Her daughters were born from Cadou; this was something new. She won't say she was nervous, but her eyes told her lies.
° The pregnancy was a very 'on the fence' type. Life in the small village wasn't as boring as everyone thinks, so the constant excitement was a bit of a problem. Thankfully your daughters let their antics subside (The mom look Lady Dimitrescu gave them scared the shit outta them).
° With that, there were maids, of the highest order per Alcina's request, that took care of you. They had helped you walk around when your baby bump grew heavy, making you wobble. As well as with getting up the stairs and such. You never touched a single broom or dusk cleaner during this time.
° Alcina took care of you in the more intimate ways. Putting away her books and drama with Mother Miranda, she gave you her iconic smile as she helped you bathe or rub your back when it was a testing day. She always made sure you wore a face around her.
° Over all, she may be nervous, but absolutely in love with her unborn child, ready to see them any moment to spoil the hell out of them. It's mother instinct you know.

Salvatore Moreau
° Moreau, as soon as he heard the news, was scared AS SHIT! Before his mutations, he was a doctor, the birthing wasn't what bothered him. It was the part of "I'm a dad?"
° Only Mother Miranda knows how he landed you as a partner, but you carrying his child? Oh boy that was something new. Him being insecure, this made it worse, but at the same time made him happier than ever. All he ever wanted was a family, and looks like he was getting it, even if he had the personality of a wet towel.
° He would stalk up on books about parenting and pregnancy to help you at any point he physically or mentally could. Since he is physically disabled from his reactions to the Cadou, he isn't that much of help with walking around or such things of that sort. He is more than happy to help you talk your head off. Even if he can't speak well, he musters the longest conversations he could with you to get things off your mind.
° He gives you tons of offerings and gifts. If you mentioned you liked something, he would get it for you. Though, he found you much preferred to be wrapped in his coat on the large bed you two shared in the mines. He would smile everytime he walks in on you napping in his coat, his pride shows through.
° With his happiness, he worries about his child's conditions. Would they be the same as him? Would they have his same complications? With the little technology he had, he couldn't know the answer and that scared him.
° What he suffers from was preventable, he doesn't want his child to suffer from something they were born with. To him, he saw it as cruel. This ends up with you having to comfort him until you convinced him that whatever happened, your child would be loved the same. Things will be alright.

Donna Beneviento
° Well, it's the same concept with Lady Dimitrescu. It was planned with some help. Now, in contrast to Alcina, Donna had dealt with a small child, bearing her own. Do to an accident, her child passed away, which made her dive into her work as a doll maker.
° She was extremely scared. Not for you, but your baby. Her failure to protect her child in the past projected to her child now. What if she couldn't protect the baby? What would she do in an emergency? In summary, she is a big worrier.
° All the corners in the houses and sharp objects were child protected, and you were only in your first trimester! That's not the worst of it, she was always by your side. It sounds nice, but she was way too clingy. After some talking, she gave you room to breathe.
° As a doll maker, she also had a hobby of knitting clothes, making outfits for your child. They arranged from dinosaurs, to dolls, to even herbs. You watched as she knit and even tried it out for yourself. Let's just say you ended up with a deformed sleeve. You let Donna handle the clothing from then on.
°She is always there to comfort you in any way possible. If she is off for a meeting, she makes sure Angie stays with you to keep you company and help with anything you need. Angie sees you as her mother and treats you as such. She can't wait to see her new sibling.
° When you are in pain, you bet Donna is on her way to make some tea with special herbs to help with it. Her green thumb is something special in that garden of hers. You couldn't thank her enough. Better than a prescription from a doctor anyways.
°She and Angie take great care of you and make sure your needs and wants are met. You have two amazing people..and dolls by your side. Just wait until the little one arrives!

Karl Heisenberg
° He is on the fence about it, really. It's not like he doesn't want the child, but he doesn't have the best parental figures. He doesn't know if he would be a good father or not.
° Over time, he would ease up, listening to your encouraging words about your future family and events. Though he still has moments of doubt when he wanders around the factory to tend to the Soldats that were malfunctioning.
° He ain't soft and he ain't a sissy, but that facade is thrown down the drain when he would curl up behind you to wrap his arms around your baby bump and whisper to his unborn child. He isn't much of a singer, but he hums songs from his childhood against your bump, thinking the baby could hear him.
° Karl absolutely gushes over you and the baby when he can feel a kick. He can sense the strength the little one has already. "Atta champ! Just like your old man." He is going to drag for days to his machines about the strength of his child and how they will grow to be a great leader someday.
° He is overprotective as anyone could think. Especially when Mother Miranda is around. Her, thinking it's her grandchild, decided one day to pay a visit. Karl wouldn't have that, nearly tripping over his own feet to drag her ass to the bottom of hell's tunnel.
° No one is going to mess with you and he makes sure to everyone that is clear. The Soldats don't even try to bother you. In a factory of killing machines, you are the being they are most afraid to even look at. Just wait until your child is born. Those poor machines.
Do you take requests? If so do you think you could write Karl heisenberg and Lady dimitrescu(seperate obvi) with an s/o who really really likes dinosaurs? I know it sounds strange but dinos are some of my favorite things in the world and ya know, maybe tall mama and metal daddy would think its cute?
Aww, I love dinosaurs! I wonder if they even know what a dinosaur is?
Lady Dimitrescu and Karl Heisenberg Reacting To A S/O Who Loves Dinosaurs

Alcina Dimitrescu
° Dinosaurs? Uh, she lives as if it were the sixteenth century, she has no clue as to what you are even talking about. "Lubirea mea, what is this.. dinosaur you are speaking of?"
° You go into full, "She really doesn't know" mode, which prompts you into dragging her, somehow, into the library, where you stashed some books of the creatures, showing her some illustrations, not bothering with reading captions.
° You had read them so many times that you could recite them, plus, it was more fun telling her of your vast knowledge of them anyways! No book needed.
° Alcina becomes intreeged as you babble about the beings, her flipping page through page, seeing creatures her other form looks nearly like. They had peaked her interest.
° It became even more interesting as you pulled out a Velociraptor claw, showing her the ridges and grooves that were imprinted into the ancient fossil.
"Love, where did you get that?" "Oh, um...maybe from a museum somewhere?"
° While dinosaurs were new to her, she was more focused on you rambling about them. You never talked so fast, nor had so much information on a topic, that she found it adorable.
° She could spend days with you talking about them and she'd never get bored. That's exactly what she did. From that day, she had bought you more books and pictures of the creatures, proud of how happy you would get, speaking about what each one was.
° These dinosaurs might not be so bad. If you were interested, she was too.

Karl Heisenberg
° "Wait wait wait, you're telling me there were huge fucking birds roaming around here?!" "Uh, well, yes?"
"What the fuck?!!"
° He is so intrigued about these beings just as much as you are. Maybe not for the same reasons, but you love his enthusiasm anyways. He loves you talking about them, thinking of ways how he could've used them in his factory, or how he could replicate them some day.
° He reads through your dinosaur books a lot in his spare time, having you on his lap, you giving him additional information on each creature you were on that day. Sometimes, when you aren't around, he builds little dinosaur figures from the books for you. It ain't the best, but he tried.
° It got even better when you brought 'Jurassic Park' with you for movie night. You swear he never blinked during the entire film. Sometimes, you could see him watching it again during break time.
° He finds it so cute when you come home with something from the store, of course being dinosaur merchandise. You once bought matching Allosaurous pajamas for a holiday. He wears them with pride.
° You and Karl like to make little figures of the creatures and spread them throughout Moreau's mines, knowing he would be more than confused. As well as think of theories of these creatures. If you couldn't tell, Karl's favorite is a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Classic choice.
° You two could talk about them for days and not get bored. With your knowledge and passion, Karl can listen to you for days and never loose interest. Maybe one day he'll have to get you a fossil or something similar. If you hear of a break-in at your local museum, ignore it.
Can I have the reader reacting to the four lord's being obsessed with them? Gender neutral S/O btw
Who doesn't want the Lord's to be obsessed with them? Lmfaooooo
The Four Lord's Being Obsessed With You

° Each Lord was different in prospective, but when it came to you, they suddenly were the same. To say they were infatuated with you was an understatement. Being a traveler, there was nothing really special about you, but you somehow caught their view.
° In the beginning, you were cautious of these folk, not fully knowing their intentions; overtime you grew to enjoy the treatment they gave you. They were nice enough, yet overly so.
° You would see them fight a lot. Mostly over who you would stay with for the week or simply sit next to. This had led you to have a schedule with each Lord, Mother Miranda graciously helping you out.
° When it came to you, they were always careful, not wanting to hurt you, or allow something to happen. So much so, you couldn't even walk by yourself in the village. Not like any of the village folk would speak with you, but having a peaceful stroll along the paths, alone, would've been nice.
° It does get overwhelming sometimes, so much so, that you have to take a break from them. After a few moments, things clear out and it goes back to being alright. Just ask for some space and they'll give it to you. Don't be shocked if they are sitting in a chair outside the room though.
° You never have to touch a broom or any cleaning products for the rest of your life. That's probably the best part of it all. If any chores need done, they have it covered. Either by maids, dolls, robots, or.....slime.
° You come to realize you have protectors for life. A good example would be when a stray Lycan decided you were lunch for the day. Let's just say, Donna made the creature into your new stuffed animal.
° They made you feel powerful, even if you didn't have any. The raw strength they gave off as you all trailed around the towns, the way people wouldn't dare look at you or the Lord's, it was simply intoxicating. Your confidence had never been more high.
° Not to mention the amount of love they willfully shower you in. Back at home, you never got this amount of affection, but here? Oh god, you loved it. If you wanted to be cuddled, you were surrounded by the entire group. Wanted some food? You were given a meal fit for a King.
° You loved them all dearly, and while they could suck away your breath, you wouldn't trade them for the world, not even Mother Miranda.
I hope requests are still open! Can I request the reader reacting to finding the Lord's crystal remains? Sdhaontb it's so sad 😭😭😭
Don't mind me sobbing as I write this. Btw it's I'm making this a short story :)
Crystalized

Everything in the village had been quiet for sometime now. A few months ago, it was busy with chatter, joy ringing for miles. You had gone on a business trip for Mother Miranda, something to do with the Megamycyte. Not that you truly cared. You got some time to yourself, though you missed your family a lot.
They meant a lot to you. It was hard to stay away from them for a while, but you managed to get by with the letters they had mailed you, along with the little gifts. Speaking of which, you stashed them in your bag, pulling the straps back into your shoulders, trudging the narrow paths to your home.
You were glad to be back. You know the Lord's would be as well. But, as you stepped foot onto flatland, you couldn't help but shiver at the sight before you. It was bitter and silent. This isn't the home you knew. Where were the birds that sang? What happened to the villagers?
You knew it must've been Mother Miranda's doing, she did mention of this happening, but you couldn't help but think it would happen after you come back. Embarking on your journey, you were weary, feeling a pair of eyes on you, but never seeing a being around. Well, except for the occasional Lycan or two.
Shrugging the feeling off, you headed towards Castle Dimitrescu, due to it being the closest property of the Lord's. With the feeling of warmth dawning your skin, you couldn't help but smile at the sweet scent of wine. Lady Dimitrescu's home had always given a comfortable feeling for you.
"Alcina! I'm home! You wouldn't believe the trip I had! There was this one guy who wouldn't st-". You stopped mid sentence, not hearing a single voice, nor sound except the crackling of the fire. It was strange, usually the girls would already be pounding you with questions and Alcina ready to greet you, but not this time. "Alcina? Girls?"
Gently putting your bag onto the sofa, you trudged up the stairs, searching each room, calling out your family's names, hoping they were playing a game against you or something of that sort. But as you reached the door to the tower, nothing could have prepared you for what you saw.
Alcina Dimitrescu, a woman of strength and tranquility, now lay dead, turned to nothing but crystalized remains. The tears couldn't help from flowing as you ran to her, screaming that it was only a joke, that things were okay. But they weren't. You were only lying to yourself.
From then on, you forced yourself to search for the rest of your family, one by one, crystalized remains were found and mourned over. The only hint of them left were their belongings and homes. They were gone and you were now broken.
In all your life, you had never felt such a pain that could force you to your knees, but they were able to do so. The ones that picked you up, told you to dust it off, were now the ones that pushed you down.
In your fit of grief, a lone cloth caught your eye, a piece of a jacket to be exact. You had only seen it in pictures, but you knew who it belonged to. "Winters, you bastard!" You mumbled to yourself, knuckles going white from the grip you had. Ethan may have destroyed your family, but he didn't destroy your will. "If it's the last damn thing I do, I'm going to kill you!"
A Rare Flower in a Factory

Karl Heisenberg x Reader
Summary: Everyone has their own hidden little secrets, it just happens to be that Heisenberg's secret is the rarest and most beautiful flower.

Everyone has their secrets. Even the four Lords.
But no one could have guessed Heisenberg's.
Down deep in the dark, the deepest and most hidden place in his entire factory, just about where the rust ended, there was a living space.
A small, yet comfortable little place that the Lord himself built with his two hands.
Heisenberg was proud, he provided a home.
And in that home lived his beautiful little flower, his bride.
Someone no one would expect to find in such a place.
Yet, there you were, hidden away from Miranda and the other Lords.
Heisenberg's beautiful flower.
You were the reason he wanted to fight to be free. You were the reason he wanted to leave this Godforsaken place and start a new life.
But no matter what he did, he failed.
He always moved back to his chambers, feeling like a failure. But each time, when he saw you, he felt at ease. As if all his worries melted away.
And you loved him so much.
"Karl?" you called out as he got out of the bath. "Are you hungry?"
"Yes." came his reply and soon he joined you in the kitchen. His arms moved around you as his mouth moved to your neck.
"Not like that..." you giggled as he pulled you closer.
"I'm always hungry for you, Doll. But I do need some food before I have my dessert." you smiled at him as you both finally moved to the table so you could eat.
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You woke up to the feeling of cold on your feet.
You were naked under the blanket, with an equally naked Karl attached to your back.
It got rather cold in the factory during winter.
But you woke up with the need of pee and your throat felt dry.
You wiggled out of Karl's hold.
You put a long shirt on, which reached to your knees before leaving the room and headed to the bathroom then the kitchen.
On your way to the kitchen, you noticed the door to your home open, you found it weird but decided to just close the door and get your glass and go back to bed.
You poured a glass of water for yourself when you thought you heard a noise.
The factory did make a lot of noise so you didn't think much of it.
However, the second time, you couldn't ignore the footstep you heard, you knew it wasn't Karl, you could hear him snoring.
And just as you rounded a corner, there it was.
One of Karl's many creations.
It had human legs but it was mostly a machine with huge machetes for arms.
You wanted to run but the thing was faster, it slashed and as you put up your hand to protect yourself, it cut into your palm.
"KARL!" you managed to yell, hoping he would come and save you.
And again, the monster got ready and this time it slashed your forearm. You made another sound of pain and the machine-human fell to its knees, you heard the metal in his body squeeze.
You looked to your right and noticed Karl.
He was looking at your bloody hand. He made a gesture with his hand and the monster flew backwards, right out the metal door.
He rushed you into the bathroom, taking out a first aid kit and he started to work on your arm.
"This is all my fault."
"It is not, Karl."
"I didn't check if the door was closed."
"It's not your fault." you insisted, but he kept on avoiding your eyes. "Karl." you called out but he didn't listen. He bandaged up your arm and took you back to your bed.
"I'll clean up." he said and you knew he needed his own space and time. So, you allowed him to have it.
By the time he arrived back, you were fast asleep.
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The next morning, you woke up alone.
You looked for Karl, but he seemed to have gone missing.
You knew better than to roam the factory, so you stayed put, reading your romance books and cooking lunch and dinner.
You also didn't forget to take care of your wound, you cleaned and re-wrapped it.
Karl arrived back later than usual, you waited in the living room for him.
He came into the room, his eyes filled with pain.
"I'm so sorry."
"It is not your fault. The thing wandered where it shouldn't have."
"Exactly, so, I prepared a new place for you, it is still rough around the edges but..."
"Will I get a window?"
"Yes, and a balcony. I'm done hiding you down here, it is far too dangerous."
"But what if Miranda finds out?"
"I bet my ass, she already knows." Karl made his way over to where you were sitting on the couch and knelt down, holding your hand in his. "I always fared something would happen down here with you, you will be a lot safer upstairs." he said and you nodded, you leaned over and placed a kiss on his lips.
"Okay, when will I move?"
"Hopefully tomorrow. I have them working on the rooms for you, then you can add your touch to it." you smiled at him.
"Thank you, but you got to stop blaming yourself, Karl."
"How can I ever make it up to you?" his fingers gently ran along the edge of your badage.
"I have a couple ideas. You can start with your fingers, then your mouth and last-"
"You are naughty." he smirked.
"Just the way you like it." you put your hand on the back of his neck and pulled him up to kiss you.
Karl was definitely thankful for you and your forgiveness. He was so mad with himself all day, he killed every single one of his machines in revenge.
He shouldn't have, but the thought of losing you became overbearing. It was all too much for him.
And he will make sure that no one ever will get to you. Not Miranda and not the entire world, for you were his hidden flower in a garden of madness and pain.

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If requests are still open, how about headcanons of Heisenberg with a reader that is a fifth lord. Reader's Cadou allows them to manipulate sound (radio) waves, and go as far as sonic scream. No pressure or rush, just curious on your interpretation :)

Karl Heisenberg x GN!reader A/N: This is only the second time I’ve done HC’s and I’m still struggling to get a grasp on them. Thank you for the request, your prompt was interesting to think about. This is a little short, so if I didn’t give you what you wanted let me know and I’ll try again.

He really doesn’t give a shit about you at first
Unless you go out of your way to catch his attention he’s treating you the same as he treats the rest of the family
Whatever your powers are, he’s gonna assume you’re just as bad as the rest of them and dismiss you
You have to actively make him notice you
It wouldn’t take a lot, maybe one snide comment towards Mother Miranda and suddenly you have value
“You’ve got to be kidding me?” You scoffed, glaring down at the horde of Miranda’s worshippers that had surrounded the old church. You’d just been passing through town, picking something up from the duke before heading back up the mountain.
Heisenberg happened to be there at the same time. You weren’t sure what his deal with the Duke was but it seemed to be complicated. His head perked up as you glared at the villagers. “What’s your problem?” He muttered, tone bitter.
You nodded towards the villagers, “They are. All their Mother Miranda bullshit, I’m sick of it.” You walked back towards your lair, the old radio tower up in the mountain. It was the best place for you to be with the way your powers functioned, your strongest point.
He watched as you went, staring at you contemplatively and wondering how he’d missed that hatred in your eyes.
When he and Alcina start to argue, Miranda will just look at you and you’ll let out a scream so loud bits of drywall fall from the ceiling
It’s painful but it’s effective, you’re essentially used as a mute button when things get out of hand
You tend to avoid the others, keeping quiet and to yourself
When Miranda had first experimented on you, your experience with the sound waves had been less than pleasant
Learning to control them was difficult. The first time you spoke after waking up from her little experiment, you’d blown out your own eardrums.
Even after you finally harnessed them, you figured that it was better to just be quiet. The times you did speak you kept your voice below a whisper.
“You don’t talk a whole lot do you?”
You shrugged, “Only when I have to, really.” You sat in his workshop, mostly against your will. He’d invited you to dinner, though it felt like more of a command, and you’d tried to get him to make the journey up the mountain to you.
He’d, of course, refused because he was a stubborn bastard. You didn’t even want to sit down anywhere, there was oil and blood on nearly every surface. And if it wasn’t covered in that, it was sticky with dried lycan drool.
At least Moreau managed to keep his quarry clean.
Heisenberg hadn’t stopped staring at you since you sat down, it was starting to bug you.
You don’t normally speak with your family, mainly because you don’t really care for any of them. Having his attention on you was disturbing.
He sets his fork down on his plate and gives you an odd look, “How do your powers work, anyway?”
It was easier to show than it was to explain. You focused on the large pile of metal scraps on his desk and opened your mouth. The noise was nearly silent at first, a high pitched ringing that you questioned if you were actually hearing.
Then it got louder, the ringing clear now. It was painful to anyone outside of the focused stream of sound waves, but it was lethal once you stepped into the stream. The metal shook, vibrating loudly against his desk. A few toppled over, the rest exploded in a violent display of clashing metal shards and sparks.
Heisenberg clutched his ears, a small stream of blood leaking from between his fingertips. You want to apologize to him. You’ve always had a little difficulty controlling your powers in such close spaces.
But he doesn’t look mad, he doesn’t even look like he’s in pain. Instead he’s grinning widely at you, something glinting in his eyes that had you feeling on edge.
He sees the uniqueness of your powers, the untapped potential for violence and how helpful someone like you could be to his cause
He waters the seedling of resentment you already hold towards Miranda and helps it grow
He whispers words of hate and anger into your ear until you’re just as passionate about taking Miranda down as he is
You two work together, using your odd understanding of radio and sound waves to improve his soldat designs
Slowly, your loyal followers from the village start to abandon you and move to different lords. Your connection to Heisenberg has soured your influence among the sheep in the village, but you couldn’t bring yourself to care
Your status as a lord meant little to you when you had him
He’s intrigued by your powers and loves to experiment with them, but more than anything there’s something soothed inside him because he’s no longer alone
He’s grateful for the support you provide when he feels like he’s just stagnant in his progress taking down Miranda

end. — I do not own the characters or the game Resident Evil Village, but this writing is my own all rights reserved © not-neverland06 2024. do not copy, repost, translate & recommend elsewhere.
On my knees for both of them 🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎



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Year posted - 2022
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• It's so fucking chaotic it's both heaven and hell.
• They are constantly fighting over you, hurling insults at one another while you sit there quietly. Waiting patiently before you get the chance to cut in, and voice what you want to do, or who you want to go with.
• When you choose one of them, the other gets so so fucking jealous, but they know deep down you'll come back to them, you always do.
• God forbid you ever come back from one of the others complex with any kind of injury.
• One time you did come back from Heisenberg's factory with a small cut on your arm, and Alcina nearly tore him to shreds.
• Even though the injury was technically your fault. As you had tripped over your own feet, and when you're reflexes kicked in, you tried grabbing onto a nearby Soldat to steady yourself.
• And of course when you did that you managed to grab his drill arm, thus cutting your arm in the process.
• Oh boy but when Karl found puncture wounds on your shoulder a few weeks later, a result of some late night fun with Alcina, he was on the brink of marching his army to the Dimitrescu Castle.
• This is a constant thing! Hope you can handle that.
• Their so night and day it's almost comical!
• When you are with Alcina you are quite literally wrapped in luxury you could only dream of before meeting Lady D.
• And when you're with Karl you're surrounded by nothing but metal and blazing furnaces, which results in you wearing very little clothes half the time, trying desperately to keep cool.
• It's kinda really nice though tbh. You get a nice balance of luxury and organized chaos.
• When you're with Alcina you wear the best of the best, because her sweet little pet deserves nothing less, and you more or less don't have a real choice on the matter.
• While with Karl you can wear sweats and a hoodie, or shorts and a t-shirt, or whatever comfy clothes you wanna wear. Because Karl doesn't care what you're in, as long as your happy he's happy.
• And honestly you could wear a potato sack and Karl would still find you hot as fuck, no matter what you're in he's gonna flirt with you like a horny fuck, and if given the opportunity he'd dry hump you without hesitation... The man's horny okay...
• Where's with Alcina that just won't do. Don't get me wrong she really loves you, and she'll always find you incredibly sexy, but she still draws the line somewhere on what she'll allow you to wear.
• In her defense she's been surrounded with top quality luxury for so long, that nothing less than perfect is enough. She's accustomed to the best of the best, and she wants you to enjoy that with her.
• Alcina didn't think she could fall for you any further than she already had, not until she found you trying on one of her shorter nightgowns.
• You had forgotten that the maids were cleaning all of your sleepwear, and you'd decided impulsively to try on her smallest gown.
• The gown was essentially lingerie on Alcina, but on you it was a proper gown! And you looked so freaking adorable to her in that moment.
• When you noticed her presence you blushed like a dope, having been caught red handed. But the hungry look in Alcinas eyes nearly took your breath away.
• Neither of you got much sleep that night. (^_−)
• Karl caught you wearing his hat once, and he teased you for it of course, but deep down he found it incredibly sexy.
• You looked better with it on than he did! And he wasn't to salty about that, but he acted like it with his teasing.
• The thought of you giving him head while wearing his hat popped into his mind, and Karl wasn't ashamed to voice the new fantasy.
• Needless to say if you wear either of their clothes they both react the same way, they fall deeper in love with you, and become very horny.
• However if one sees you wearing something of the others, they will roll their eyes and act indifferent about it, trying desperately to ignore the article of clothing.
• God food at the Dimitrescu Castle is so so fucking good, well as long as Mila the middle aged maid that runs the kitchen cooks it.
• The Dimitrescu daughters have tried cooking for you a few times, which resulted in undercooked food, chard black food, bland food, and over seasoned foods being served to you.
• They always try fixing what they messed up the last time, which results in a new mess up. But they try so very hard, maybe one day they'll get it right.
• Now if Alcina tries cooking for you, it's not that bad. However it looks like death, the food she cooks weirdly always looks horrible.
• No one knows why it looks that way, and she tries her damnedest to make it look better, but in the end it looks terrible.
• But again the taste is pretty good, it's not exactly ground breaking, mind melting flavor, but it's pretty good considering she rarely cooks.
• Now food at Karl's factory is surprisingly mind melting, who knew that dirty foulmouthed man was a really really good cook.
• Like Gordon Ramsay look out! Okay maybe not that good, but like seriously it's good enough to make you literally drool when you smell it.
• You have no idea how he's able to cook like that, but apparently he was born to cook, and also build crazy half robot human monsters.
• Not to mention Karl loves impressing you with his cooking skills, so he insists on buying only the best possible ingredients that the Duke has to offer.
• And when you're around Karl totally ignores working on his army, and instead enjoys cooking for you, or cuddling with you, or you know indulging in other activities.
• The only thing they have in common is how they fuck you, like seriously they are weirdly in sync with the mood their in.
• Like most of the time, their pretty fucking rough, seriously your legs are shaking so bad afterwards, and you've definitely got bruises on your thighs.
• But periodically their mood switches and their so so gentle with you, and they always end up switching like that around the same time.
• Perhaps it's because they can tell that you need it a bit softer, or their just weird like that and they just sync up for some mysterious and weird reason, that not even Miranda can explain.
• Their both absolute cuddle bugs, both of them are so so freaking comfy and warm, and they can both envelope you in their arms with ease.
• They've both got serious anger issues, but they never intentionally direct their anger at you, but sometimes it happens.
• But they would never, they will never ever hurt you, eachother yeah probably, but not you.
• Alcina loves reading to you, or better yet she adores drawing you, or painting either way she loves loves loves it.
• Especially if you let her draw/paint you in the nude, those pictures are locked away securely in her room, because those are for yours and her eyes only!
• Even though Heisenberg has seen you naked just as often as Alcina has, she will never allow that filthy man thing to see those pictures.
• Karl loves watching movies reels with you, or teaching you how to engineer little robot companions.
• You literally have a mini army of tiny robots that follow you around like excited puppies, their so freaking cute yet chaotic it's very amusing.
• Karl also enjoys drawing you, although the drawings aren't as good as Alcinas, his sketches are still very impressive.
• Karl also really enjoys drawing you in the nude of course, and he also refuses to allow anyone else to see the sketches, especially Alcina!
• So yeah being shared between the two Lords is both heaven and hell... But in the best possible way.
• They adore you and will do anything for you, including putting up with the other just for you.
• Because at the end of the day as long as they have you, and you're happy their happy.