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he did it! it’s what he was doing on his weekend off

george russell, congratulations on finding kate middleton

so excited to learn about kate middleton's whereabouts via destiel meme sometime soon :)

William get ready😭

potions??? lmaoo rip bozo

𝐹𝓊𝓁𝓁 𝒩𝒶𝓂𝑒

Catherine “Kate” Elizabeth (née Middleton)

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𝐹𝓊𝓁𝓁 𝒯𝒾𝓉𝓁𝑒

Her Royal Highness Catherine The Princess of Wales, The Duchess of Cornwall, The Countess of Chester, & The Duchess of Rothesay

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𝐵𝓸𝓇𝓃

Saturday, January 9th, 1982 in Royal Berkshire Hospital, Reading, England

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𝒫𝒶𝓇𝑒𝓃𝓉𝓈

Father: Michael Francis Middleton

Mother: Carole Elizabeth (née Goldsmith) Middleton

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𝒮𝒾𝒷𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈

Younger Sister: Philippa “Pippa” Charlotte (née Middleton) Matthews

Younger Brother: James William Middleton

Brother In Law: His Royal Highness Prince Henry (Harry), The Duke of Sussex

Brother In Law: James Matthews

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𝒩𝒾𝑒𝒸𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒩𝑒𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓌𝓈

Oldest Nephew: Arthur Michael William Matthews

Oldest Niece: Grace Elizabeth Jane Matthews

Youngest Nephew: Prince Archie of Sussex

Youngest Niece: Princess Lilibett of Sussex

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𝒮𝓅𝓸𝓊𝓈𝑒

His Royal Highness Prince William of Wales (M. 2011)

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𝒞𝒽𝒾𝓁𝒹𝓇𝑒𝓃

Oldest Son: His Royal Highness Prince George of Wales

Daughter: Her Royal Highness Princess Charlotte of Wales

Youngest Son: His Royal Highness Prince Louis of Wales

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𝐸𝒹𝓊𝒸𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓸𝓃: 

English - Language Nursery School

St. Andrews School

Downe House School

Marlborough College

University of St. Andrews: Master of Arts in History of Art

British Institute of Florence

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𝐼𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓉𝓈

Culture

Chilean Culture

Italian Culture

Education:

Biology

Chemistry

History

Museums

Research

Environment:

Gardening

Natural Resources

Protect Vulnerable Environments

Health:

Addiction 

Children’s Health

Gynecology

Health Charities

Health Services

Hospices

Hospitals

Mental Health

Obstetricians

Safe Water

Sanitation

People:

Children

Scouts (Children, Teen, & Adult)

The Disadvantaged

Women

Social Issues:

Poverty

Social Isolation

Sports:

Crew

Cricket

Croquet

Field Hockey

High Jump

Hockey

Law Tennis

Netball

Sailing

Support

Tennis

The Arts:

Art Galleries

Catalogue Design & Production

Fashion

Music

Photography

Writing

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𝒫𝒶𝓉𝓇𝑜𝓃𝒶𝑔𝑒𝓈

Founder Patron:

The Royal Foundation of The Duke & Duchess of Cambridge

Honorary Life Membership:

The Marylebone Cricket Club

Membership:

Tuvalu Order of Merit

Other Work:

Accessory Buyer: Jigsaw

Ambassador: The 2012 Summer Olympics

Co-Designer: The Royal Horticultural Society

Competitor: King’s Cup Yacht Regatta

Contributor: HuffPost UK - Young Minds Matter Movement

Crew Member: The World Challenge Boats

Deck Hand: The Port of Southhampton

Event Coordinator: The Boodles Boxing Ball

Family Business: Catalogue Design & Production, Marketing, & Photography

Fundraiser Organizer: Place2Be

Initiated Heads Together with the Duke of Cambridge & Duke of Sussex

Member: The Lumsden Club

Party Essentials Organizer: Starlight Children's Foundation

Photography Exhibition Curator: UNICEF Fundraiser

Volunteer: Raleigh International & The Royal Voluntary Service

Part Time Waitress

Patron:

100 Women in Hedge Fund's Philanthropic Initiatives

Action for Children

Action on Addiction

All England Lawn Tennis & Croquet Club

Anna Freud National Centre for Children & Families

Evelina London Children’s Hospital

Family Action

NHS Charities Together

Place2Be

SportsAid

The 1851 Trust

The Foundling Museum

The Law Tennis Association

The National History Museum

The National Portrait Gallery

The Royal Photographic Society

The Royal Society of Medicine

The Victoria and Albert Museum

President:

The Scout Association

Royal Patron:

East Anglia’s Children’s Hospices

M-Pact Programme

The Royal College of Obstetricians & Gynecologists

𝐹𝓊𝓁𝓁 𝒩𝒶𝓂𝑒

Charlotte Elizabeth Diana Princess

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𝐹𝓊𝓁𝓁 𝒯𝒾𝓉𝓁𝑒

Her Royal Highness Princess Charlotte of Wales

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𝐵𝓸𝓇𝓃:

Saturday, May 2nd, 2015 in the Lindo Wing at St. Mary’s Hospital in Paddington, London, England

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𝒫𝒶𝓇𝑒𝓃𝓉𝓈:

Father: High Royal Highness Prince William Duke of Cambridge

Mother: Her Royal Highness Catherine Duchess of Cambridge

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𝒮𝒾𝒷𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈:

Oldest Brother: Prince George of Cambridge

Youngest Brother: Prince Louis of Cambridge

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𝐸𝒹𝓊𝒸𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓸𝓃:

Willcocks Nursery School (Jan. 2018 - Sept. 2019)

Thomas's London Day Schools (Sept. 2019 - June 2022)

Lambrook Independent Prepatory School (2022 - Present)

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𝐹𝒶𝒸𝓉𝓈:

She’s a very easy going.

She is a better sleeper than her brother George & the 2 siblings have a very close relationship.

Her nickname for her grandmother Queen Elizabeth is Gan Gan.

When she was younger, Charlotte’s favorite toys were a soft Fuddlewuddle puppy from the company Jellycat & The Gruffalo Audio Books. Now her favorite toy is a soft plus rabbit named Bunny & she takes Bunny with her everywhere along with reading books or having books read to her like the Harry Potter series.

She is third in line for the throne after her grandfather/father & mother/older brother Prince George.

She’s learning how to cook & bake with help from her mother & nanny. Charlotte has her own apron while following Kate around the kitchen. She has a sweet tooth & loves ice cream, cupcakes, & chocolate

The young princess plays tennis & dances.

She has learned Spanish from her nanny.

Charlotte’s favorite TV Show is Peppa Pig.

She loves animals & her favorite is a Unicorn

Her first word said in public was pop because of balloons that she touched at a party

Charlotte is a mini-me of her grandmother Queen Elizabeth & mother The Duchess of Cambridge.

She has lots of friends at school & is very popular.

The little princess is definitely very out-going & doesn’t let any obstacles in her way while being very confident. Charlotte & her siblings occasionally accompany their parents on royal engagements, tours, & diplomatic visits.

Charlotte loves the camera & paparazzi & will wave to everyone.

She loves dancing & music.

Her nicknames are Lottie, Mignonette, & Warrior Princess. Her name honors her grandfather King Charles, her great grandmother Queen Elizabeth II, & her grandmother Diana The Princess of Wales.

Charlotte & George love playing outdoors & seeing animals. She also enjoys horse back riding & has been seen attending lessons & doing pony rides.

Her favorite foods are Italian like pizza, olives, & pasta or spicy foods like curry.

Charlotte’s favorite color is Pink

She is the boss when at home,

Her birth was marked by gun salutes & illuminating London landmarks pink.

Charlotte is estimated to be worth more than £3 Billion to the British Economy throughout her lifetime. In August 2023, Reader’s Digest valued her at $4.6 billion or £3 billion.

𝐹𝓊𝓁𝓁 𝒩𝒶𝓂𝑒:

Lena Elizabeth Tindall

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𝑀𝑒𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝐵𝑒𝒽𝒾𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒩𝒶𝓂𝑒:

Pronounced: Lay-na. Middle Name is dedicated to her great grandmother Queen Elizabeth. The Greek Origin of Lena means Sunlight (She is a summer baby). In Persian her name means Pretty Girl. In Arabic her name means generous and kind. She shares her middle name with Princess Charlotte, the Duchess of Cambridge, and Kate’s Mother Carole Middleton.

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𝐵𝓸𝓇𝓃:

Monday, June 18th, 2018 at the Stroud Maternity Hospital in the United Kingdom

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𝒫𝒶𝓇𝑒𝓃𝓉𝓈:

Father: Michael James Tindall

Mother: Zara Anne Elizabeth Phillips

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𝒮𝒾𝒷𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈:

Older Sister: Mia Grace Tindall

Younger Brother: Lucas Philip Tindall

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𝐹𝒶𝒸𝓉𝓈:

Lena is currently 23rd in line for the Throne.

She is defiantly doted on by her parents & cousins.

The Pleasures of The Unknown | Kate Middleton x The Unknown (Glasgow Wonka Experience 2024)

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When Kate Middleton mistakenly ends up at a magical chocolate factory in Glasgow, she finds herself drawn to a mysterious cloaked figure with a penchant for dark chocolate.

pairing: Kate Middleton x The Unknown (Glasgow Wonka 2024)

rating: 18+, minors DNI

word count: 1.2k

tags: crack, crack treated seriously, crack fic, smut, mild smut, finger sucking, chocolate, sex and chocolate, light BDSM, choking, thigh riding, rpf, bald harry styles, balddry, infidelity, glasgow, willy wonka experience - freeform, glasgow willy wonka - freeform, Balmoral, british royal family, unhinged innuendo

chapter warnings: smut, infidelity

Kate Middleton stared at her bangs in the Buckingham Palace bathroom mirror.

"I can't go out like this," she complained to William. "The Sun will rip me a new one!"

"Kate, my dear," he kissed her on the cheek, turning to lean against the counter. She continued tugging at her botched fringe until he took her hand. "It's just hair. It'll grow back."

"That's rich, coming from you."

William looked down at his royal bunny slippers with a frown. Even they had more hair than he did. Perhaps he should have them fashioned into a wig. He'd have to ask his frenemy, Harry Styles, for wigmaker recommendations.

"I don't know what to do." Kate looked up at her husband with tears in her eyes. He wiped them away with his royal hanky.

"I do," he smiled. Sliding his hand into his back pocket, he produced the royal AmEx.

"Take a holiday, Kate. Go to Balmoral or Hollyrood for a few weeks. Grow them out. Maybe even get that BBL you've been talking about getting. Scotland is a great place to recover from surgery. What with all the free healthcare and all, innit?" he said Britishly.

"You're so right, William. I'll leave first thing tomorrow."

---

Kate double-checked the address her husband had given her as she stepped out of her royal Uber Black.

"This can't be the right place. Balmoral was never this colorful!"

The cabbie rolled down his window. "Don't worry, ma'am, this is Willy's place! Be quick and get inside, it's looking like rain."

With a soft 'innit', the driver pulled away, and Kate was left on Willy's doorstep.

She assumed 'Willy' was short for her husband 'William', but as she entered the foyer, she began to have her doubts. The place appeared to be some sort of magical chocolate factory.

Although sparsely decorated, the place maintained some air of whimsy. Well, less of an air, more of a spritz, but clamato, clamato.

"Soo la voo," Kate shrugged, walking beneath the sparkly, styrofoam rainbow and towards whatever fate awaited her here.

"Ahh, more guests! Welcome!" A depressed-looking woman in a green wig approached her.

"Here, compliments of Willy," she said, sliding a plastic cup containing a splash of what appeared to be sparkling lemonade into Kate's left hand. Into her right went a single jelly bean.

"What is this?" Kate asked.

"Our welcome gift to you! And only $40, such a deal."

Kate supposed $40 was a fair price for such splendor. After all, if bananas were $10, this was surely worth four times that. She popped the jelly bean and washed it down with the lemonade.

"Carry on down the hallway. Your future awaits."

Kate left her luggage and her empty cup with the so-called Oompa Loompa and proceeded down the bare linoleum hallway. That uncanny-valley candy landscape tapestry really ties the place together, she mused.

A voice greeted her at the end of the hall.

"What. Is. That?" A blonde man in a red top hat and coattails pointed towards an unassuming mirror.

Why, that's me! Kate Middleton! Kate Middleton thought to herself.

Kate nearly leaped out of her skin when the creature emerged from behind the looking glass.

"It's...THE UNKNOWN!!"

That's when Kate fainted.

When she awoke, her head was spinning. "Where am I?" She asked to the blackness that surrounded her.

A deep voice answered her. "You're in the walls. This is my home. My own dark chocolate factory."

"Your what?" Kate asked.

As her eyes adjusted, she realized she was in a small bedroom combined with a confectionary workspace, almost a studio apartment of sorts.

"My dark chocolate factory. You see, Willy Wonka seeks only to pump this world full of river-churned, high-fructose, milky delicious bullshit. What I aim to create is something far more sophisticated. Far more complex. And far, far darker."

"Oh? Might I try some?"

"Why of course," the silver-masked, black-hooded creature pulled back its sleeve to reveal long, nimble fingers.

He crossed to his chocolate worktable and dipped his index and middle fingers into a whirring chocolate fountain. The creature stalked towards her, extending the sample.

Kate leaned towards him, but froze. "Before I suck on your fingers, I should probably know your name."

The creature angled his head, as if considering her. "I have no name. I am only...The Unknown."

Kate's heart raced in her chest. That chocolate, those fingers, it all looked simply divine. And if William could be unfaithful, why couldn't she do the same? She deserved it, just this once. As a treat.

She opened her mouth, and The Unknown slid his fingers past her lips. She sucked deeply, the flavor sliding across her tongue and down her throat, the complex flavor and intensity of the delivery method sending shivers down her spine.

"Are you cold?" He asked.

"A bit," Kate admitted.

"Well then," she could hear the smirk in his voice even if she couldn't see it on his face. "Perhaps I'll have to warm you up myself."

Kate bit her lip. "Would you...put your willy? In my chocolate factory?"

His fingers closed around her throat. She drew a sharp breath.

She could feel his breath as he whispered in her ear, "Forget willies. Forget chocolate factories. Allow yourself to submit, to embrace the pleasures of The Unknown."

Kate let out a shuddering breath as she gazed up at that shiny mask. She didn't know what lurked behind it. She didn't care.

She kissed him then, the plastic of his mask hard against her soft lips. And then she was sprawled on the bed, his knee between her legs, and she was grinding against him.

"Oh, The Unknown!" She moaned.

"Please, there's no need for formality. Call me The."

So Kate did. She sounded like the gilded first word of a sponge's term paper as she wailed his name over and over again, into the dark stillness of this secret room behind the walls.

"I'm close," Kate moaned.

"Good girl."

He leaned down to kiss at her neck. The rough edges of the cheap mask scratched at her sensitive skin, but she didn't care. She was lost in the pleasures of The Unknown.

It was the hair that brought her to the edge, something her husband could never give her. The chemical scent of his cheap, black wig filled her nostrils as she rode his thigh, dangling there on the precipice.

"Ohh!" Kate screamed as she came, her thighs shaking with pleasure as she clenched around nothing.

A low, satisfied chuckle rumbled at her throat, and she swooned. After all these years of marriage, William had never rocked her world like this masked stranger just had. As they lay there together, she slipped into the chocolatey darkness of slumber, utterly content.

---

When Kate returned home, butt bigger and bangs longer, William had wanted to hear about her experience in Scotland.

"What was your favorite part?" He asked.

"I learned a lot about myself on this trip," she told him. "But the most valuable lesson was in learning to embrace the pleasures of the unknown."

"See, a little uncertainty is good sometimes!" He teased, tugging on her much-improved bangs before giving her a soft kiss.

"Mm," he smacked his lips. "Tastes like chocolate."

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The Pleasures of The Unknown | Kate Middleton x The Unknown (Glasgow Wonka Experience 2024)

masterlist | ao3 | follow @youwouldntdownloadapizza and turn on notifications for updates

When Kate Middleton mistakenly ends up at a magical chocolate factory in Glasgow, she finds herself drawn to a mysterious cloaked figure with a penchant for dark chocolate.

pairing: Kate Middleton x The Unknown (Glasgow Wonka 2024)

rating: 18+, minors DNI

word count: 1.2k

tags: crack, crack treated seriously, crack fic, smut, mild smut, finger sucking, chocolate, sex and chocolate, light BDSM, choking, thigh riding, rpf, bald harry styles, balddry, infidelity, glasgow, willy wonka experience - freeform, glasgow willy wonka - freeform, Balmoral, british royal family, unhinged innuendo

chapter warnings: smut, infidelity

Kate Middleton stared at her bangs in the Buckingham Palace bathroom mirror.

"I can't go out like this," she complained to William. "The Sun will rip me a new one!"

"Kate, my dear," he kissed her on the cheek, turning to lean against the counter. She continued tugging at her botched fringe until he took her hand. "It's just hair. It'll grow back."

"That's rich, coming from you."

William looked down at his royal bunny slippers with a frown. Even they had more hair than he did. Perhaps he should have them fashioned into a wig. He'd have to ask his frenemy, Harry Styles, for wigmaker recommendations.

"I don't know what to do." Kate looked up at her husband with tears in her eyes. He wiped them away with his royal hanky.

"I do," he smiled. Sliding his hand into his back pocket, he produced the royal AmEx.

"Take a holiday, Kate. Go to Balmoral or Hollyrood for a few weeks. Grow them out. Maybe even get that BBL you've been talking about getting. Scotland is a great place to recover from surgery. What with all the free healthcare and all, innit?" he said Britishly.

"You're so right, William. I'll leave first thing tomorrow."

---

Kate double-checked the address her husband had given her as she stepped out of her royal Uber Black.

"This can't be the right place. Balmoral was never this colorful!"

The cabbie rolled down his window. "Don't worry, ma'am, this is Willy's place! Be quick and get inside, it's looking like rain."

With a soft 'innit', the driver pulled away, and Kate was left on Willy's doorstep.

She assumed 'Willy' was short for her husband 'William', but as she entered the foyer, she began to have her doubts. The place appeared to be some sort of magical chocolate factory.

Although sparsely decorated, the place maintained some air of whimsy. Well, less of an air, more of a spritz, but clamato, clamato.

"Soo la voo," Kate shrugged, walking beneath the sparkly, styrofoam rainbow and towards whatever fate awaited her here.

"Ahh, more guests! Welcome!" A depressed-looking woman in a green wig approached her.

"Here, compliments of Willy," she said, sliding a plastic cup containing a splash of what appeared to be sparkling lemonade into Kate's left hand. Into her right went a single jelly bean.

"What is this?" Kate asked.

"Our welcome gift to you! And only $40, such a deal."

Kate supposed $40 was a fair price for such splendor. After all, if bananas were $10, this was surely worth four times that. She popped the jelly bean and washed it down with the lemonade.

"Carry on down the hallway. Your future awaits."

Kate left her luggage and her empty cup with the so-called Oompa Loompa and proceeded down the bare linoleum hallway. That uncanny-valley candy landscape tapestry really ties the place together, she mused.

A voice greeted her at the end of the hall.

"What. Is. That?" A blonde man in a red top hat and coattails pointed towards an unassuming mirror.

Why, that's me! Kate Middleton! Kate Middleton thought to herself.

Kate nearly leaped out of her skin when the creature emerged from behind the looking glass.

"It's...THE UNKNOWN!!"

That's when Kate fainted.

When she awoke, her head was spinning. "Where am I?" She asked to the blackness that surrounded her.

A deep voice answered her. "You're in the walls. This is my home. My own dark chocolate factory."

"Your what?" Kate asked.

As her eyes adjusted, she realized she was in a small bedroom combined with a confectionary workspace, almost a studio apartment of sorts.

"My dark chocolate factory. You see, Willy Wonka seeks only to pump this world full of river-churned, high-fructose, milky delicious bullshit. What I aim to create is something far more sophisticated. Far more complex. And far, far darker."

"Oh? Might I try some?"

"Why of course," the silver-masked, black-hooded creature pulled back its sleeve to reveal long, nimble fingers.

He crossed to his chocolate worktable and dipped his index and middle fingers into a whirring chocolate fountain. The creature stalked towards her, extending the sample.

Kate leaned towards him, but froze. "Before I suck on your fingers, I should probably know your name."

The creature angled his head, as if considering her. "I have no name. I am only...The Unknown."

Kate's heart raced in her chest. That chocolate, those fingers, it all looked simply divine. And if William could be unfaithful, why couldn't she do the same? She deserved it, just this once. As a treat.

She opened her mouth, and The Unknown slid his fingers past her lips. She sucked deeply, the flavor sliding across her tongue and down her throat, the complex flavor and intensity of the delivery method sending shivers down her spine.

"Are you cold?" He asked.

"A bit," Kate admitted.

"Well then," she could hear the smirk in his voice even if she couldn't see it on his face. "Perhaps I'll have to warm you up myself."

Kate bit her lip. "Would you...put your willy? In my chocolate factory?"

His fingers closed around her throat. She drew a sharp breath.

She could feel his breath as he whispered in her ear, "Forget willies. Forget chocolate factories. Allow yourself to submit, to embrace the pleasures of The Unknown."

Kate let out a shuddering breath as she gazed up at that shiny mask. She didn't know what lurked behind it. She didn't care.

She kissed him then, the plastic of his mask hard against her soft lips. And then she was sprawled on the bed, his knee between her legs, and she was grinding against him.

"Oh, The Unknown!" She moaned.

"Please, there's no need for formality. Call me The."

So Kate did. She sounded like the gilded first word of a sponge's term paper as she wailed his name over and over again, into the dark stillness of this secret room behind the walls.

"I'm close," Kate moaned.

"Good girl."

He leaned down to kiss at her neck. The rough edges of the cheap mask scratched at her sensitive skin, but she didn't care. She was lost in the pleasures of The Unknown.

It was the hair that brought her to the edge, something her husband could never give her. The chemical scent of his cheap, black wig filled her nostrils as she rode his thigh, dangling there on the precipice.

"Ohh!" Kate screamed as she came, her thighs shaking with pleasure as she clenched around nothing.

A low, satisfied chuckle rumbled at her throat, and she swooned. After all these years of marriage, William had never rocked her world like this masked stranger just had. As they lay there together, she slipped into the chocolatey darkness of slumber, utterly content.

---

When Kate returned home, butt bigger and bangs longer, William had wanted to hear about her experience in Scotland.

"What was your favorite part?" He asked.

"I learned a lot about myself on this trip," she told him. "But the most valuable lesson was in learning to embrace the pleasures of the unknown."

"See, a little uncertainty is good sometimes!" He teased, tugging on her much-improved bangs before giving her a soft kiss.

"Mm," he smacked his lips. "Tastes like chocolate."

God works fast but fanfic writers work faster

Love this❤️

William mentioned Philip in his speech

I love when these show up❤️...

So talented! Instagram @amyduartedesigns

It’s very hard to pick a favorite here, because they are all beautiful on her, but that last dress, the blue/silver, iridescent is “it” for me (jmho)...this could change tomorrow, but I just absolutely love the movement/color change, and classic drape of that dress...*sigh*...have a wonderful day🌹

Prince William and Princess Catherine ❤️ The most beautiful couple