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I’m so obsessed with the kestrel faction, they’re dumb as hell, they’re classist, they’re dirt poor, they’re rich, they’re scammers, their captain is a cat, one of their members was kidnapped, they miss oli’s wife, they love big balls, they barely know how to drive a boat

THEY'RE ALL KISSING

kestrels? more like make-out-with-your-homies-strels

So we can all agree that the Kestrels are all just a big Polycule? I mean other than the dead one, they're all a happy little romanticle group.

Edit: THEY JUST HAD A CHILD, THERES NO WAY THEY'RE NOT

Edit: MARTYN NAMING IT MIHAWK AFTER ONE PIECE, I LOVE YOU MARTYN

Edit: just a bunch of gay men and they're 4 pets and dead sister.

Edit: and Oli's (totally real) wife, and whichever NPC Sausage pulls

So the entire group of Kestrel is a giant Polycule where everyone kisses each other, and they have 4 pets, and Oli has a (totally real) wife, and Sausage keeps rizzing up NCPs, and Kyle is maybe sort of dating Scott and Scott is also dating Sausage as well it seems, and Martyn hates Scott becasue of the faction Scott is in, and one of the members of Kestrel died and her girlfriend did as well as the same time.

Is what I'm getting