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My biggest hc for Albedo is that hes really good at make up fromm the time he was on a tv shos in ultimate alien. He picked up some tricks.

I think we can all agree on the actuality of this statement i mean-

THE GUY LITERALLY TOOK HIS TIME TO FIND EYE CONTACTS IN OMNIVERSE LIKE

You're trying to tell me this guy is not a MASTER at this skill to the point where the main 4 (minus Rook bc Albedo's personality was pretty obvious to expose) Actually thought that he was Ben???? nah. He's definitely awesome at eyeliner I just know it.

Realizing just how high-maintenace Albedo would be if he were to actually stay on earth. You know, especially for the basics: the ID, the birth certificate (which would be a hassle to make on its own considering "I'm a clone of an already existing person" isn't a very convincing excuse)

How would the Plumbers deal with Albedo's health?? he doesn't have any insurance so there's no way a hospitql would allow him to just go and ask for medicine. So for a long while I'd imagine he'd be taken care of under the supervision of the Plumbers lol. a newborn child.

Oh yeah, finding a home is a very hard idea to manage especially since most of the money from Max and the Plumbers most likely goes to the Plumbers headquarters for renovations, extra security and whatnot, and booking hotels every 2 weeks is way too expensive. So.....taken in by Ben's mother? Not as a brother or anything, just giving him a temporary home until he's actually had the chance to live on his own (plus he needs to know what it's like to have parents because despite his maturity, he still needs help with everyday human things, so a human mother would be the best thing to have right now)

Clothes? Oh boy. Albedo would not understand the necessity of "mixing and matching" or following "trends." if it were for him, he would pick the most hideous combo ever known to man.

"What's wrong with blue and yellow? I'm dressed up, aren't I?"

he's never learned how to properly brush his hair. let's be honest, even if the Plumber's base somehow, even though unmentioned, had a full shower just for Albedo, he wouldn't know how to bathe correctly. Let's say he knows to "scrub his body" which is just him literally scratching his skin until the black muck is gone is the most he's deduced out of it. What's soap to him? Shampoo? "Oh put it on my head?" okay. then what? Tell him to scrub his head but he wouldn't know how to either. He doesn't know the importance of 'scalp treatment' or 'conditioning' he's just...winging it???? (Ben's mom to the rescue? (Ben would be embarassed))

idk i just think it's a pretty cute idea (which I'm definitely not putting in a shameless self indulgent fanfic not at all nope)