Kickin Just Never Learns - Tumblr Posts

An idea I've had all day is Bubba asking the others why he's not the leader and it goes something like this:

Crafty: He's strong.

Bubba: most of my body mass is muscle

Hoppy: he's kind and always knows what to do.

Bubba: I'm kind and always know, what to do.

Kickin: he's entertaining.

Bubba: what's that supposed to mean?

Dogday: Guys, let's not start a fight

KickinChickin: Oh y’know~

Bubba: …elaborate, d e a r.

Dogday: guys-

KickinChickin: Wanna prove me wrong…big guy~?

Bubba: …excuse me, everyone it appears someone needs a reminder of who he belongs to 

KickinChickin, getting dragged away by Bubba: Hell yeah! Carol get the wheelchair!

Carol, who just wanted to drink her 3rd coffee in peace: *sigh*…God damn it