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First, the guards shuffle out the door, seemingly reluctant to do so, which makes him sneer; Then, even the automated servant leaves, and the two of them are relatively alone, for the moment, until tea will inevitably be brought back into the room.
So Ganondorf will make the most of this time with his fellow King, reclining less elegantly in his seat, propping his head on his raised fist, and crossing his ankle over one knee. His eyebrows raise as he regards Rauru there, with a further weight on his shoulders than the last time the two of them had met--and it makes him click his tongue against his teeth.
"If I make a stupid decision, my sisters will tell me off for it." Ganon replies in a drawl, before pitching his voice as if to recite words he's likely heard from a fellow Gerudo before. "'Kihare-ne, have you lost your mind? Ru'va vahas'aaq, things go in one ear and out the other--Ie Vaa'hi, even she would be ashamed.' Nag, nag, nag, until I fix it."
He sighs, and rolls his eyes, rubbing at one temple.
"Ahi asova, it's in my best interests to not make mistakes, because I will know them as mistakes soon enough. I would take that scolding over your failing bureaucracy any day, though."
Rauru sighs, tiredly, ears drooping just ever so slightly, " My ears are not massive, there is nothing stuck in them either, " he stressed, taking back the parchment slowly and disregarded it. He already knew the Desert King's answers to most things along this table, he also knew very well how insulting it was to continue to ask... but his hand was being forced here. Whether Ganondorf knew it or not.
" Guardsmen, " the Zonai was absolutely sick of those hovering around him constantly and it was unneeded anyway, Ganondorf seemed reasonable. He just strangely frustrated Rauru, " You are dismissed, " he believed it was just some social custom that Gerudo held, one he didn't understand.
He then spoke his mother tongue, the Steward Construct turned from its resting spot near the window to approach the table with an odd grace, " Tea, " he said simply, it chimed in acceptance and left as well.
This would possibly be as alone as they could manage, and even then he felt unsure if they were truly alone, " I know you care for your people deeply. In a way, I am envious. "
" What are your politics like at home, King Ganondorf? Do you rule true and unchallenged or do you have delegates that can bypass your decisions? "