Kunikikatai - Tumblr Posts
I have so many kunikatai headcanons so I thought I'd share them!
-they met in middle school
-started dating first year of high-school
-got married(illegally, kunikidas idea) in the autumn following graduation
-it was a very small wedding, consisting of the two of their parents, and a few friends from school
-it was in katais favorite Cafe, a very small place that not many people know about
-they don't live together for safety reasons
-only yosano, ranpo, and fukuzawa know
-kunikida doesn't often wear his wedding ring in fear if it getting damaged
-sometimes katai will force him to play various video games with him
-kunikida really likes stardew valley and similar games
-kunikida let's katai braid his hair sometimes
-katai sucked at first but he's surprisingly good now
-T4t kunitai
-kunikida had a 'rebellious phase' type thing in high school
-and a short emo phase in middle school
-his teachers liked him for being a smart student but hated how often he got in trouble
-he would beat up anyone who made fun of katai
-katai would always tell him not to bother doing that but would absolutely do the same if anyone made fun of kuni
-kunikida helps katai cut his hair
-katai visits the agency one day and ends up telling everyone about kunikidas high school years
-everyone is absolutely shocked (minus ranpo ofc)
-kuni frequently gets kicked out of libraries for arguing with the librarians over how the books are arranged
-They meet at the school nurses office!!-katai had a very bad panic attack and kuni got into a pretty bad fight
-school nurses kinda suck tbh so kuni helps katai with his panic attack
-they become good friends after that
-or they could meet in a school counselors office for the same reasons
-they'd probably bond the same way too bc school counselors suck more than school nurses(Like seriously though, once my old school counselor told me that I was being selfish/a selfish person for being suicidal)
-kunikida is totally the type of guy to just throw random compliments into any sentence he can
-katai let's kunikida sit under his futon with him
-pillow forts!!!!!!
-autistic kunikida
-katai does his best to help
-like, talking for him as best he can when kuni goes nonverbal
-and offering him looser clothes when his feel bad
-MOVIE DATES!!!!
-And arcade dates!!
-Kunikida frequently has to drag Katai away from those because he keeps destroying little kids in games
-Dazai and Chuuya were on an arcade date of their own and ran into them once
-it turned into a double date where Katai tried to beat Dazai at every game possible and the other two just watched and cheered a lil
-katai hates pda
-kunikida also doesn't like it much, he thinks it's weird and unprofessional
-they cuddle a lot at home tho
-they both confessed at the same time
-kunikida said that he had something very important to tell katai
-katai said that before that he had something to give kunikida and hands him a letter
-kuni reads the love letter and is just like.."i...I was going to say the same thing.." and looks away blushing
-kunikida proposed
-he took katai out to a very small Cafe that hardly anyone knew about
-they ordered food and talked a bit and once katai got comfortable being there he proposed
-katai obviously said yes
-they got married (illegally) a few months later
-Katai said that he loved kuni first
-kunikida would have said it but he got too nervous about making katai uncomfortable
-katai didn't mean to say it but it accidentally slipped out
-Katai has social anxiety
-Kunikida helps as best he can, bringing Katai things so he doesn't have to go out and talk to people as much
-He still forces katai outside
-They go on walks every evening or so
-Kunikida does most of the cooking
-Katais not bad at cooking, but he just doesn't
-They lay in bed and listen to music together
-When kunikida was a teacher Katai would stop by and bring him lunch after his missions sometimes
-Kunikida taught advanced middle schoolers algebra and paet timed at the agency after
-his students were shocked when they found out
-Kunikida got arrested for protesting and breaking off those spikes cities put up to prevent homeless people from sleeping a lot
-Katai bailed him out every time
-Kuni became pretty decent friends with a couple of other people who frequently got arrested for similar things and some of the cops who repeatedly arrested him
I probably have more but that's all I can think of right now!