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paul used to babysit alice and if u think that never ended in paul falling asleep on the couch after putting her to bed, and then bill coming home and experiencing complex emotions? ur missing out

emma: are you really sure its ok to be flirting with me like this?

paul: im sorry did i make you uncomfortable?

emma: no but, dont you have a boyfriend?

paul: no??

emma: then who were you making out with outside your work last week??

paul: oh that was just bill . hes my friend

emma: ...????

would you believe this groupchat is called “the billpaul trenches” (ft @ccrptechnical @finchmund)