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A family doesn't need to be a husband, a wife, a daughter, and a son.
Sometimes a family is a group of star-based zodiac celestial beings that consists of:
a fish themed celestial being who lost their immortality and takes YOLO too literally
a war-torn human turned god
a demi-god (who found out late in the story that he was adopted)
the wine aunt who is still grieving their ex and may also be the god of wisdom/clairvoyance but can't make a smart decision
the strawberry cow song + bitch im a cow song personified and merged with parental issues
a god who sleeps through anything, and everything, and owns 200+ squishmallows
the slayyy girlboss gaslight gatekeep demon spawn pretending to be holy
the dude who may have accidentally summoned the ultimate evil and feels an endless amount of guilt about it, the consequences of this event accidentally creating more cycles of punishment. They also have a ponytail
a god whose mental health is a broken mirror and will have a breakdown if any minor inconvenience happens like dropping their slice of pie on the ground also hes like 2?? ppl
a crab who likes keychains
a dude who can feel the heat of his past actions
an allmighty god with enough power to wipe reality at a snap of his fingers and happens to have the personality of a cat stuck in a tree
and their ex-god turned human friend with an affinity for the stars, that they harass on a weekly basis after work hours.
I love dysfunctional found families
all i can imagine is that one vine of the dude climbing on top of the fridge and saying 'this house is a fucking nightmare' in each story all 13 of these mfs are in the mansion.