Life In The Citadel - Tumblr Posts

And you know that shit will get HELLA real when The Dag publically announces that the Citadel can now grow FRUITS.

Just.

Total.

Chaos.

And the War Boys have a particular obsession with lemons because they smell nice, they produce this strange liquid that tastes rather interesting, and the eye-watering color reminds them of their eccentric earth mother who they swear they don’t have a crush on but obvs they totes do.

She pretends not to notice their fondness for lemons, but it secretly amuses her. Anyway, the Dag prefers to make her gaggle of adorable War Pups happy by feeding them blueberries which gives their mouths their characteristic dark stain but without the toxicity that spraying chrome gives.

in relation to that headcanon of the war boys excitedly going apeshit watching the plants grow in the citadel... i'd like to imagine the dag being their enabler. like she'd hype them all up whenever there are new crops or when the buds of flowers are in the process of blooming and the war boys are JUST THERE crowding around the flower beds just watching the flowers open ever so slowly and the dag is standing off to the side looking so pleased with herself as she chants prayers under her breath.

Oh my god perfect

Dag teaching a big group of pups how to grow stuff for the first time

Pups making flower crowns and giving them to her, older boys making bouquets and shoving them at her while trying to look surly and not blush