And You Know That Shit Will Get HELLA Real When The Dag Publically Announces That The Citadel Can Now

And you know that shit will get HELLA real when The Dag publically announces that the Citadel can now grow FRUITS.

Just.

Total.

Chaos.

And the War Boys have a particular obsession with lemons because they smell nice, they produce this strange liquid that tastes rather interesting, and the eye-watering color reminds them of their eccentric earth mother who they swear they don’t have a crush on but obvs they totes do.

She pretends not to notice their fondness for lemons, but it secretly amuses her. Anyway, the Dag prefers to make her gaggle of adorable War Pups happy by feeding them blueberries which gives their mouths their characteristic dark stain but without the toxicity that spraying chrome gives.

in relation to that headcanon of the war boys excitedly going apeshit watching the plants grow in the citadel... i'd like to imagine the dag being their enabler. like she'd hype them all up whenever there are new crops or when the buds of flowers are in the process of blooming and the war boys are JUST THERE crowding around the flower beds just watching the flowers open ever so slowly and the dag is standing off to the side looking so pleased with herself as she chants prayers under her breath.

Oh my god perfect

Dag teaching a big group of pups how to grow stuff for the first time

Pups making flower crowns and giving them to her, older boys making bouquets and shoving them at her while trying to look surly and not blush

SIS DID U JUST

UGH

NOW I AM DEMANDING A MASSIVELY EPIC “DANCING IN NOWHERE [DOOF WARRIOR REMIX]” NAOW!

And hnnnnngggggg just Nux and Slit painting each other with white clay and axle grease before dancing to the song IN THE NUDE.

From being horny-as-fuck War Boys to War Geezers who still got it yas ma’am! No fucking half-lives here now that the Immortan’s dead and gone.

think about an au where the citadel annually celebrates the defeat of immortan joe via a massive neighborhood party and the citadel basically transforms into that memorable rave scene in the matrix reloaded where everyone just dances to the epic beats served by coma the doof warrior and his trusty backing drummers. think about nux and slit just losing themselves to the music and each other on the citadel grounds before sneaking out back to their chambers to fuck each others brains out.

Ug /lawd/

As a lover of literally every type of dance music and any type of dancing that goes along with said music, /this is sooooo greeeaaaaaat/

Praise the matrix reference, that was my favorite part of that movie (I’m pretty sure it was the second one?)

did i mention they share the same room in their frat house btw? >_<

SO. MUCH. HOMO.

and they always come up with the most creative and plausible excuses whenever the other war boys ask them why they’ve never brought over girls at their parties or to just have sex with them trololololololol XD

modern college au where nux and slit are these super hot frat jock boys who are part of a really popular but troublesome greek house whose members are dubbed as "war boys" because of all the mischief they cause for other competing fraternities in their campus AND rival schools. they're both super macho bros who are like no homo in public but when they're alone together, it's nc17 gayness like you won't even believe. they're very good at being on the DL coz their frat is super homophobic though.

OMF“no homo”*three hours later*“/so much homo/”

WHERE ARE THE LIES?!

The Wives w/ tumblr blogs

Splendid Angharad: primarily social justice, equality, feminism and resources/help blog; followers love her and ask for advice on lots of stuff

The Dag: dark hipster aesthetic blog, lots of plants and fashion and witchcraft type things

Toast the Knowing: travel blog, pictures of what exciting things she’s doing and text; posts about hiking, skydiving, paintball, lots of extreme activities that she enjoys

Capable: art blog, posts about her fandoms and posts different sketches she draws of her faves

Cheedo the Fragile: fashion/luxury blog, lots of cute selfies and pics of starbucks, high-end branded makeup and fragrance

DID YOU MEAN THIS ONE?!

Because if so, then I’d have to agree with you. Even though I wasn’t yet aware of what her character was in the film before seeing it, this was such an incredible moment that showcased The Dag’s eccentric personality and made me fall in love with her instantly. I really hope they put this one back in the home video release, even if it’s just a deleted scene, because this is indeed an iconic shot of The Dag and it really disappointed me to know that this part was cut in the final version of the film.

upset that shot of the dag from the trailer wasn’t in the movie because it’s honestly kind of iconic

And amidst the prank wars of their kids... Endless shots of Dad Max facepalming in frustration lmfao

So I have this hankering headcanon where Nux and Slit and Angharad and Capable and Toast and Cheedo and the Dag are all troubled foster teens in various ages taken in by Momperator Furiosa and Dad Max Rockatansky and it's like a crazy but lovable dysfunctional foster family where the boys execute panty raids on the girls and the girls hoisting the boys shit-stained undies with their names on it atop the school flagpole. It's a never ending cycle of friendly one-upmanship between them haha!

Omf babes

Prank wars are best

The girls put worms in the boys’ beds so they retaliate by replacing all their music with Never Gonna Give You Up