Light Yagameme - Tumblr Posts
Light: Can you just TRY and see things from my perspective?
Misa: *gets on knees*
L: *crouches down*
Y/n: *lays on the floor*
Light: I'm gonna write your name in my Death note.
Light sat down in complete awareness of the cameras. He opened the bag of potato chips, smiling for himself like a smug bitch that he is. Yes. This plan will work perfectly. No one can stop him enjoying his justice fetish from the comfort of his room. The invasive detective would never expect something of this sort, that Kermit's bastard. Light put the bag and his books on the table. It was incredibly amusing, how his greatest enemy will be his main witness. Light knew he was awesome, but today he surprised even himself. Light's plan involved hiding a mini TV inside of his potato chips, where he'll be watching the news. Then, he'll write down the names while appearing to solve equations. This plan was hella expensive, but Light knew deep down in his empty ribcage- he didn't want to die. He started looking diligent as always, solving equations on his right, writing names, purifying the world. He took a potato chip, and, ATE IT! He knew that if this was a scene from a movie, or those cool anime shows that he watches because he's Japanese (kawaii ^_^), it would have some really badass latin-chanting music. Barbie always told him to follow his dreams, to believe. She was his childhood, and she can shove it up her ass, because Light became a man today. He'll soon become the GOD OF THE NEW WORLD!!!
there are like a dozen death note visual adaptations. do you know what i want? i want a death note novel adaptation. someone get me an author who writes three 500 page - books about light’s journey. who the fuck even needs movies?? i want books!
i am not a Light apologist. Yes, I do like him but he is definitely one of the dumbest fucking characters in the series. All he had to do was turn off the god damn tv with the fake L and BAM we would’ve won. I rest my case.