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You say shitpost, I say INCREDIBLY ACCURATE post.

What do you think it was like for season 2 li’s to lose their virginity?

Thanks for the ask anon!

Noah: his partner said ‘deeper’, so he rolled over and started reading them poetry.

Ibrahim: didn’t make a single sound bc he was too shy 🥺

Bobby: lasted 2.5 pumps

Jakub: *that scene of Christian Bale hyping himself up in the mirror in American Pyscho*

Rocco: came prepared with homemade, vegan friendly lube. (But kinda sweet of him bc he cares about the quality of ingredients entering his partner’s body??)

Lucas: he *finished* just as his partner’s parents barged in. It was awkward.