Too True - Tumblr Posts
Social justice bloggers and tumblr feminists are like those Pokemon trainers in the games who would come out the foliage and the bushes and shit talmbout
“DID YOU JUST BUMP INTO ME?! TO BATTLE!”
And you’re like
When someone interrupts me while I'm writing an intense scene.
I feel like I am dying but at least I am trying It looks like this is the end, but maybe I just need a friend.
(via notworthreading)
the human body is an engineering marvel. I sneeze in bright light. if I dont get enough sunlight on my skin I get tired and sad and have to drink a lot of milk to fix it. standing too much hurts, but sitting too much also hurts. if I get a virus, my body will increase its temperature in an attempt to cook it, which also cooks my brain cells. toenails exist. I have to turn the radio down to see better when I drive. there are 17 genes dictating what my hair texture is, but it completely changes when the air is too humid. yawning is contagious. there are more species of bacteria living in my body than there are species of birds in the entire world. every few months I grievously injure my neck by "sleeping on it weird." it took seven million years of human evolution to form me, and now I'm afraid of phone calls.
Mike in s4 felt like an episode character except he didn't have any gems to choose the good options so he had to pick all the shitty ones
My 7 year old son was shot down by his 1st grade teacher
So did you hear about the next Pokemon game? :’D
BDSM? No sorry, I only know of SMDB. (Safari man deserved better)
Inspiring words from Reggie Fils-Aime about the gaming industry (Nintendo Spotlight Presentation, 2017)
actually my real villain origin story is that buddy morgan from that 70s show was supposed to be a series regular and a love interest for eric but the audience was too homophobic ❤️
