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I haven't written an actualstory in 10 years. Send help i did Not remember it being so hard to structure chapters and use serious talk instead of internet humour.
Hrrng ill see it thru tho, if its the last thing i do on this Earth
Also have a snippet from the Planning chapter doc :3
The Guanyin temple confession is maybe my favorite scene of any piece of media I've ever consumed because it's so unpredictable.
You got the villain just halting his evil plot, full stop, in the middle of his gloating speech, no less, because "What do you MEAN you guys aren't even together?! What?! No, no, no, there won't be any romantic misunderstanding in my hostage situation! Honey, tell him!"
And then the calmest, most polite character alive procceeds to go his version of apeshit on this punk like "my brother like-likes you, you fucking pinecone! You useless twink! We all thought you were a hoe but you are just an imbecile!" (Which is a nice parallel to the Jiang brothers' hatred for the peacock, but I digress)
And THEN, when it's the perfect moment for a climatic love confession, homeboy goes and screams for everyone to hear that he... really wanted that dick, Hanguang-jun! Where's love? Who cares? WWX wants to ride you like a carnival ride: sticky and filthy and multiple times.
It's a wonder that Xichen didn't yank that string from Jing GuangYao to strangle WWX himself.
This has been my favorite addition, I cackled like a seal irl lol
Half of the fandom in the past: “Solas wants to be stopped”
Me: “lmao wut evaaaaaa “
Solas in dread wolf takes you: “My personal weaknesses are that i am foolish , prideful and hotheaded, the idol is clearrrly very dear to me.. my disguise sucks and i knew 100% that the inquisition would be here. I will also let you, one of the best inquisition spies go.. My address is 333 dreadwolflane … the key to which is und - ”
Apparently, my 13-year old girl cousin is already having an existential crisis because no one's seriously taking her pleas (via posting several annoying statuses) on Facebook. She's afraid that she'll miss One Direction's concert (which is gonna happen sometime around 20-frickin'-15) because no one's gonna sponsor her concert ticket. THERE!!! ARE!!! NO!!! WORDS!!!
Oh, and she's just about to enter high school. Soooo....you be the judge. LOL.