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Yandere Mallek?

ITS IS HOT IN HERE OR IS IT JUST MALLEK?

Yandere Mallek Adalov headcannons

The day of your meeting was something wild. He basically kidnapped you and reader and claimed you were both robots. It was strange that’s for sure. You always did the thing you did, ya know.

Quietly watch reader make friends while you looked around

But mallek, he made an effort to try and talk to you.

He mostly talked to mspar but would occasionally look over at you with a smile and continue talking to mspar

As you both left, he felt uncomfortable. Snake dad tried to wrap around him. And help him feel better. But he still felt off. He wanted you there. He needed you there.

It was always the little things that made mallek fall Horn over heals for someone; how shy you were when he invited you over, How you pulled away nervously when he touched you, everything you did made him so happy, especially how cute you looked as you fell asleep with the sedatives he put in your drink.

He invited you iver that day, just to talk as friends! Of course he had snake dad PUT the sedatives in but no matter.

He held onto you as he chained to his bed. Once you had finally awoke, he was coddling you in his arms. He was doting about how cute you looked sleeping.

He gave you little kisses and held onto you tightly! You weren’t going anywhere!

Oh it was so much fun for him to feed you, he wasn’t a great cook but snake dad would make food for you and cuddle up to you whenever mallek couldnt.

He knew he could trust his dad but a voice in the back of his head worried him

“what if he lets them go; it’s not that i don’t trust him; but i’m scared if that’s he’ll be too kind and let them go; what will i do then?”

He can always just program the drones to find you, but he’d assume you’d go into hiding if you ever did escape. He cared about you, he reallt did.

He plasters you in his sign, making you wear it and even going as far as to tattooing it into your skin, everywhere, including your inner thigh, your chest, your back, everywhere.

heyho how ya doing pal? may i pretty pls have some headcanons for cirava, tegiri, mallek and ghalek about reader talking them to sleep. just softly talking to them in a sweet and hushed tone, petting their hair, like they're resting their head on their lap and reader just softly runs their fingers through their hair and keeps complimenting them nonstop until they fall asleep. like: "i love the colour of your eyes, your so beautiful, everyday i spent with you, yet i can't get enough". thank you!

Reader taking their troll s/o to sleep

IM DONE HOLY SHIT

cirava hermod lmao

Cirava doesnt listen to most people whenever they tell them to go to sleep. They need to be making their music. It keeps them sane. But now that you’re here they dont depend on their music as much.

You can tell whenever cirava has overworked themselves. Theyre buzzing and psionic sparks are coming out of them. Theyre tapping their foot on the floor to have some kind of noise other than their music.

Theyre a twink thats i have to say. You can noramlly pick them up from behind and give them small little kisses on the neck for them to calm down and let you hold them

It takes them a little while to calm down but eventually theyll let you pick them up and take them to their respiteblock.

They’re basically just a large baby. They making clicking noises whenever they want you to cuddle. Or they’ll just try to flister you into cuddling with them. You always end up next to them either way

“babeeeee com’ here pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee”

“Cirava you need to rest.”

“come on dont make me get up rn and kiss you until you cant breathe.”

“Oh my god, you’re gonna be the death of me”

“lmao”

They always and i mean always end up cuddling on your chest like a cat. Whether it be their full body or just their head. They also sleep sing, which is cute. They mutter lyrics to some Alternian music you don’t know. you brush your fingers through their hair and tell them that its all going ot be okay, you promise you wont leave them even if the heiress has to rip you guys apart

They find your determination very comforting

Tegiri Ka/bur

Hes too high and mighty to admit hes tired. He’ll be basically asleep and he’ll tell you that hes not tired. One time you tried calling polypa to help you. 0/10 would not recommend 10/10 assin tho.

He cant wrap it around his think pan that he can be weak around you. So much toxic masculinity.

He needs to be basically yelled at you even be able to conceive being able to be weak. But after a while of talking about it, he knows how to let you take care of him.

You’ll wrap him in one of the thickest warmest blankets you can find and you turn off the TV and lay him on his loungeplank which he’s almost always sitting on. Unless hes not!

You sit on his lap and give him kisses until he decides to get up by himself and get to bed, because you being a flimsy human, you couldn’t possibly be able to carry a teal blood.

He, however, can pick you up and no matter how much you complain he will put you in his recuperacoon with him. He’s always really cute when hes tired too.

He does nothing but ramble about how you’re his princess, and how lucky he is to have found someone who isnt plauged by being 3D. He goes absolutely nuts whenever you tell him you feel the same

Oh my dear red /ove, i must concur that you’re the most beautifu/ person I’ve ever seen. Unp/agued by the chains of the 3D /ife

Tegiri I’m red for you too and I’ll gladly do anything to keep us together, except keep you awake. Go to sleep

mallek adalov

Now this piece of shit, he doesnt sleep for the life of him. There’s literally no way you can get him to sleep. If he’s exhausted maybe maybe you can get him to go to sleep but other than that I don’t think there’s anyway.

Unless, you decide to well sit on him. If you sit on his lap and run your hands through his hair he’ll eventually being to purr, making him putty in your hands. 

Snake dad (I REPLAYED HIS ROUTE AND HIS LUSUS IS A DAD??????) will usually make him a drink with some... “sleepy time” tea. aka he drugged his fucking son.

Which happens way too often that you HAVE TO scold him. But mallek has picked up some weird tendencies and you dont think he minds???

Most of the time you have to pull him away from his computer, and by tooth and claw he will fight all the way down. He will literally claw at his desk to not leave

Good luck trying.

i will literally kill you let me go right now

MALLEK YOURE TIRED YOU WERE FALLING ASLEEP

Your vision spehers are literally breaking; i didnt do shit

galekh xigisi

He falls asleep literally everywhere. He might be a well focused individual with a sliver tongue but he cannot stay away once hes gotten tired.

All you have to do is whisper loving coos in his ear and pull him away from the library and he’ll follow you like a lost little goat

He loves it when you rub his head and brush his hair just saying the sweetest things to himz

You mean the word to him and its good to know that he means the world to you, and whenever you put him to bed he’s over the moon. He loves sleeping on you specifically.

He fights so often and holds up such a facade that he can barely have time to himself, so whenever he can he’ll let you bring him to bed anyday.

Its one of the best parts of his day. Especially when goat dad comes and cuddles with you guys.

Thank you to everyone slowly trickling into my inbox with requests. I love you all even if it's taking me literal years to get shit posted. I love being able to pop into my inbox and see more requests its honestly so fun. I'm slowly working on your guys' requests when I get the free time so keep sending more!

So far I've been working on:

Professor Kukui smut. Not an x reader but honestly it's such a lovingly detailed absolutely filthy request I can't wait to get it posted.

Standoffish!Reader x Gamzee

Marvus x Reader fluff. It's so sweet guys!

Mallek x Reader one-shot. Not specified the ask just says "Mallek x Reader pls?".

TMNT!Mikey x Artist!Reader

Platonic!Quicksilver x Reader. ANON IDK YOU BUT WE ARE KISSING. KISSING I TELL YOU.

Nightcrawler x Reader request that was literally just "I'm here to enable you. Give me a Nightcrawler x Reader so indulgent you wouldn't even show your friends." I think it is the same anon who sent the platonic Quicksilver request and I want you to know we're married now. The honeymoon draws near. I am signing over all my wordly assets amen.

Victory Spoils

Mallek Adalov x Male!Reader

When you made this bet you had phrased it as a half joke. Nothing serious, easily waved off as two immature idiots having a go at each other. A ‘winner takes all’ type of deal, hell you figured Mallek would forget the original bet after a few rounds. 

Empty chip bags littered the ground, their shiny surfaces only illuminated by the glow of the TV as Mallek destroyed you at COD. You were half convinced he was cheating, Call of Duty wasn’t even an Alternian game. That was why you’d picked it. In all your years on Alternia you hadn’t found a single troll equivalent that wasn’t flarping. Which- terrifying honestly. With troll’s propensity for violence you figured COD would have had its debut on a planet like this. But it hadn’t and so you had ignorantly assumed this would be the game you’d beat Mallek at. 

“There is no possible way you aren’t cheating!” You shouted barely maintaining your grip on the controller not to throw it across the room as you threw your arms in the air. How was he this good at it? He had to be cheating there was no way-

“Maybe you just suck at this dude.” He shrugged teasingly, a grin spreading across his face as you spluttered indignantly. 

Glaring up at him from where you’d taken the floor and a pillow to get comfy you only grew more enraged by his clear enjoyment of your loss. 

“Bullshit! How are you good at this?! COD isn’t even on Alternia!”

“Ha!” He laughed, “You call this ‘COD’? That = ridiculous. Start the next round.” 

“Oh fuck you.” You snapped turning back to the screen. With your back to him you missed the way Mallek seemed to zero in on the game with a single minded focus that would have been terrifying to be on the receiving end of. You had no idea what you’d just dangled in front of him with your bet, and how could you? He’d been nothing but careful in making sure you had no idea. 

You were his robobuddy after all.

He’d entertained round after round of this game, ruthlessly tearing through enemies in a way that would have brought a tear of pride to The Empress herself. In the beginning he’d briefly entertained the thought of letting you win a round or two, just to prolong the inevitable, but it died in the face of your clear indignation at being thwarted in your own playing field. Now he was simply driving the losses home with each and every win he stacked up. 

Groaning in defeat you tossed the controller aside. The bet entirely forgotten as you grumbled and pouted to no one in particular. 

“Damn. I guess I’ll have to find another game to beat you at, huh Mallek?” You hummed, regaining some of your cheer as you stood and stretched out your back. It popped satisfyingly as you bent yourself nearly in half. Behind you Mallek was unusually silent.

“Mallek?” You questioned turning towards him in concern. In a flash you found yourself pinned under him to the couch. 

“I win.” He hummed, settling himself between your legs contentedly. Stretching himself out like a snake as he got comfortable you could only blink up at him in momentary confusion.

“Uh, yeah..?”

Mallek’s smile was snake-like as he stared down at you and it took more strength of will than you were comfortable with not to shift in arousal. God you hoped you weren’t about to pop a boner that would be beyond awkward. You felt like prey and not in the scary ‘you’re going to die way’ either. He settled further on top of you, arms bracketing your head as he continued staring. Swallowing thickly you found yourself staring back at him. 

“Remember your little bet?” He asked leaning down further, it took a minute for your brain to catch up. Breath caught in your lungs and eyes wide you attempted to back up only to realize how futile it was when you were already pressed into the couch. 

“Oh-,” There were about fifty excuses you could think of off the top of your head.

Every last one of them fled the minute Mallek said those next little words that sealed your fate completely. 

“I’m gonna own you.”