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Ok so tell my Why i only find out now that Marc Márquez 6x MotoGP world Championship Winner is only 1.69 cm TALL he is almost my height WTF and on top of that Why is Valentino Rossi 1.81 cm. WHO gave him permission to be that tall. In my head he is like Fernando Alonso in which he is short. Like I thought Rossi was shorter than fucking Márquez but NOO mate is kinda giant.
Anyways I am having an aneurysm. 
fun fact: If you actually look at marc in pictures and compare his height to others... he probably is even smaller in reality (around 165cm/166cm) XD
Ok so what I am learning here from everyone’s comments it’s either Google is lying or Marc is lying to google. It’s probs the latter.
Maritza Márquez…..
i have a lot to say actually..i feel like she’s very much a bombshell type thesis goes: marc is ofc insane in any incarnation and would therefore be insane enough to put in the effort to maintain long hair. hair product sponsorship??? yk how marc does his whole skincare routine. yeah that. another idea that came to mind immediately is ducati red nail polish during that whole “jorge martin to lenovo for real this time” fiasco..also just cause at some point i want to draw her with painted nails and gresini blue is SO PRETTY so she usually goes with that, except for when psychological warfare calls for a change. Unbothered, moisturized, thriving. Pecco is scared of her. this is as articulate as i’m willing to be, i’m an artist not a writer 😔😔
MOTOGP: A GUIDE TO THE MOST UNHINGED MOTORSPORT
I have seen a lot of F1 fans mention how they want to get into MotoGP, but they just aren’t sure where to start. So, I spent 2 full days writing up a guide with everything you will need!
For the next two weeks, there won’t be any F1 races, but there will be a MotoGP double header. So if you think some of the things here are cool, maybe check it out :))
Keep reading
i have a feeling ur singlehandedly going to get me into motogp...where do i start all i know is that there are guys with earrings and brothers and questionable heterosexuality
Motogp for f1 fans
Hi anon!!! I am HONOURED! There are so many great primers for motogp, and i am in no way qualified to make a primer, so this is more of an unofficial welcome to the fandom, here's your goody bag post.
This post right here by @dressfortheslide-nottheride is an excellent crash course to the grid! And for the people that are confused by the quali system, this explains it too!
So! For me, the key to getting into any sport is getting invested in the athletes so I have someone to root for. Or at least so I know who is who.
One way I usually do this is by watching all those fun videos their media teams make (rip the riders that hate doing these oops). HOWEVER! For some reason, MotoGP's YouTube channel is a literal maze and they don't put their fun videos in playlists. Also, if you search for motogo on YouTube, you will just get crash compilations until your algorithm realises you are a tumblerina.
So, to save everyone going on the scavenger hunt I went on when I first got into Motogp, I made a playlist. Warning there are like 100 videos (and shorts) and they are not sorted in any way. I'll keep adding to this!
Youtube playlist here
If you want to watch a Marquez brothers video, this one right here shows their dynamic PERFECTLY in my opinion. It's in Spanish, but it has subtitles.
There is also a good docu-series on Disneyplus called 'Motogp: unlimited'. It's like drive to survive if drive to survive was good.
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Until you figure out who you like and who you don't, feel free to steal mine ✨️
Firstly my favs (on the current grid):
Marc Marquez (He has an evil laugh and WILL pop his pussy)
Alex Marquez (his nickname is Bambi for a reason. THE biggest brown eyes)
Marco Bezzecchi (Bez, my beloved. He will sad post on main and has a nipple piercing, what more can I say?)
Fabio Quartararo (if you're my mutual I'm sure you've seen my tits out Fabio posts)
Fabio Di Giannantonio (his cringe fuck boy energy bewitched me, what can I say)
Enea Bastianini (Look, I just think he's pretty)
Celestino Vietti (He's in moto2 but I ADORE him)
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Where to watch:
Most of the streaming sites that stream f1 also do Motogp, so you shouldn't have too much trouble finding it. It also plays on the same sports channel that f1 is on if you have cable. (If you need a link, let me know!!).
F1 to motogp culture shocks to be aware of:
The riders change teams a lot more than in f1, so most fans are loyal to riders more so than teams.
Some riders are on last year's spec bikes, and some are on this year's
They are not media-trained in the same way that f1 drivers are (especially in moto2 and moto3)
Wild cards. Sometimes riders that not on the grid anymore just come and join the race and we love it. (Dani, pls come back)
There are no pit stops in the race (well, only if it rains and they need to change their tires)
No team radio, they just get occasional messages letting them know who's behind them or if they get a penalty etc
Some motogp blogs to follow to help you get started!
This list is in no way extensive, I just went through my motogp tag and put a dozen that I reblog from a lot. (I will also add to this bc I did it quickly)
@marquezian @motogp-museum @batsplat @indiangp @anitalianfrie @whoregaylorenzo @celestinovietti @yeastinfectionvale @kingofthering @mugellocircuit @bezzplaining @muxas-world @russquez @usermarquez @moonshynecybin @raulfernandez @raulfernandez @kevotsuka @multiseb21 @unhinged-motogp-confessions @vanillow @tsumnoda @formulapookie @topnotchquark @fabioquartararhoe @eneasbastianini @carlosheinz @yamahussy @piastrossi @42bakery @marcsmarquez
#ROSQUEZ: BURN
So I was unable to watch the motogp in indonesia. So can anybody tell me what the fuck happaned. 8 people DNF WTF
A cry for help from Gaza
My name is Salem, I am 26 years old. I am married to Hadeel, she is 25 years old, and we have two beautiful children: Laila (5 years old) and Bakr (five months old). We live in the northern part of Gaza.
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marc marquez x valentino rossi
vampire - olivia rodrigo
do listen with headphones for the best auditory experience
fabio, bez, marc and enea
I need motorsports and European Football female friends. Like people I'll talk to enough to be comfortable to talk via discord someday and discuss sports. Football and racing is so male dominated and I just want female friends to talk to this stuff about. I live in a country where football is the most popular sport and most fans are male and any small mention leads to 21 condescending questions and I'd rather not have that in my life. For motorsports the fans I meet are either condescending Mercedes-glazing males or just casual fans who don't understand the lores and back stories. If you're interested just DM me.
For context in F1 I am a full-blown Max Verstappen fan so I follow Red Bull racing at the moment but I also like Charles,Oscar and Lando. I also neutrally watch F1 Academy and F2.
For MotoGP I like Marc Marquez(I am a neutral watcher so I don't 100% support any team)
I casually watch WEC and Indy Car as well.
In football I support Manchester City and Barcelona.
I sure hope the tides are turning with public rep
Maybe now I'll stop seeing Rossi comments under every vid about Marc
(I doubt it considering his fans are a fucking cult)
i forget that people like it when their ships are like married and in love or whatever and aren't so divorced they can't even stand to be in the same room without having a psychological meltdown like that isn't the pinnacle of romantic obsession. sorry i was raised by wire mother
"Marquez neither complains nor changes the result "
And this is why he is clearly the 🐐
