Marvel X Reader Platonic Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Marc: What's wrong with you?

Y/n: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression, and bipolarity.

Natasha: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Y/n: Killed without hesitation.

Wanda sighing: Y/n no!

Y/N: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Peter recently.

Deadpool: No, Y/N, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Y/N: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Deadpool: No! You’re the only one for me.

Y/N: Is that so?

Deadpool: I promise! Peter and I are just dating, okay? He's my boyfriend.

Y/N: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Deadpool: You are still my one and only best friend! he's just the love of my life, nothing more!

Y/N: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

Deadpool: Of course bro!

Y/N: Bro...

Peter: What the-