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ferrari (and mattia binotto) can’t blame their strategy because they didn’t actually have a strategy. Hope this helps

Carlos: * panting heavily and very panicked* Mattia! We lost Charles! We've looked everywhere we can't find him! You need to do it!

Mattia: *sighs* SEBASTIAN VETTEL SUCKS!!!

Angry Lance holding a crow bar: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY YOU SON OF A BITCH?!?!?

Angry Charles with a baseball bat: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT OUR DAD?!?!?!

Angry Mick holding a blowtorch: SAY THAT TO MY FACE!!!!

A Petrified Mattia: Where did they get those things?!?!?! Charles come on you need to get in the car!

Lance being dragged away by Seb: YOU BETTER SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

Mick also being dragged away by Seb: SEE THIS BLOWTORCH?! I'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH IT IF YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN.

We thought Silly season was done. We thought we were safe. BUT NO! THE TEAM PRINCIPALS DECIDED TO PLAY! IN THE SPAN OF A FEW DAY WE GOT: CLOWNOTTO "RESIGNATION", JOST CAPITO RESIGNATION, FRED VESSEUR TO FERRARI, ANDREA STELLA NEW MCLAREN TEAM PRINCIPAL, AND ANDREA SEIDL TO SAUBER. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING