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06.10.24

#Marco-Marathon

Film Name: Borderlands (2024); Production Studios: Lionsgate Films, Picturestart, Arad Productions, Origo Film Group, 2K Games, Gearbox Studios; Director by: Eli Roth, Tim Miller; Screenwriter: Joe Abercrombie; Starring: Cate Blanchett, Kevin Hart, Jack Black, Ariana Greenblatt, Florian Munteanu; Genres: Science-fiction, Action, Adventure, Comedy; Running Time: 1 hour 41 minutes;

"Borderlands" (2024) is a chaotic and disappointing adaptation of the popular video game. Despite a stellar cast, including Cate Blanchett and Kevin Hart, the film suffers from poor direction, incoherent action scenes, and a lack of meaningful character development. The humor falls flat, and the movie feels disjointed, as though stitched together from different versions after troubled production. Even fans of the game may struggle to find enjoyment in this lifeless adaptation.

Zero stars is a failed attempt to transfer the spirit of the game to the screen.

My rating:

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Why does this keep happoning

05.10.24

#Marco-Marathon

Film; Name: It Ends with Us (2024); Production Studios: Wayfarer Studios, Saks Picture Company; Director by: Justin Baldoni; Screenwriter: Christy Hall; Starring: Blake Lively, Justin Baldoni, Jenny Slate, Brandon Sklenar, Hasan Minhaj; Genres: Drama, Melodrama; Running Time: 2 hours 10 minutes;

It Ends with Us (2024) is an adaptation of Colleen Hoover's novel that combines romance and domestic violence drama. Blake Lively conveys the emotions of the heroine well, but the film suffers from an uneven tone: romantic scenes contrast with the theme of violence, which sometimes looks unnatural. Although the acting is strong, the mixing of genres leaves a mixed impression.

Three stars — well played, but tonally unbalanced.

My rating:

⭐⭐⭐

It’s sweater season they’ve got their turtlenecks onnnn

04.10.24

#Marco-Marathon | Deadpool

Film;

Name: Deadpool 2 (2018);

Production Studios: Twentieth Century Fox, Marvel Entertainment, TSG Entertainment, Kinberg Genre, Maximum Effort, BC Housing, Donners' CompanyI;

Director by: David Leitch;

Screenwriter: Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Ryan Reynolds, Rob Liefeld, Fabian Nicieza;

Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Josh Brolin, Morena Baccarin, Julian Dennison, Zazie Beetz;

Genres: Science-fiction, Action, Adventure, Comedy;

Running Time: 1 hour 59 minutes;

"Deadpool 2" (2018) is a witty and dynamic sequel, where Ryan Reynolds once again brilliantly plays the sarcastic anti-hero. The film adds emotional depth and new characters, including Cable (Josh Brolin) and Domino (Zazie Beetz). Director David Leitch improved the fight scenes, making them even more spectacular, but the humor sometimes seems overdone.

Four Stars is a strong sequel with great action, albeit less original than the first part.

My rating:

⭐⭐⭐⭐

Concerning the Three Rings Sauron could learn nothing from Celebrimbor [...] In black anger he turned back to battle; and bearing as a banner Celebrimbor's body hung upon a pole, shot through with Orc-arrows, he turned upon the forces of Elrond. — Unfinished Tales, Part 2, Ch 4, The History of Galadriel and Celeborn: Concerning Galadriel and Celeborn

THE RINGS OF POWER — 2.08: Shadow and Flame

03.10.24

#Marco-Marathon | Deadpool

Film; Name: Deadpool (2016); Production Studios: Twentieth Century Fox, Marvel Entertainment, TSG Entertainment, Kinberg Genre, Donners' Company; Director by: Tim Miller; Screenwriter: Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick; Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Morena Baccarin, Ed Skrein, T.J. Miller, Gina Carano; Genres: Action, Comedy; Running Time: 1 hour 48 minutes;

"Deadpool" (2016) is a daring superhero film with black humor and brutality, where Ryan Reynolds brilliantly plays the sarcastic anti-hero. The film is distinguished by dynamic action, jokes for an adult audience and a fresh approach to the genre.

My rating:

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE (2024) | DIR. SHAWN LEVY

Hugh Jackman as Wolverine

Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) dir. Shawn Levy

01.10.24

#Marco-Marathon | Deadpool

Film; Name: Deadpool & Wolverine (2024); Production Studios: Marvel Studios, 21 Laps Entertainment, New Zealand Film Commission, TSG Entertainment, Ontario Creates, 20th Century Studios, Maximum Effort, Québec Production Services Tax Credit, Creative BC; Director by: Shawn Levy; Screenwriter: Shawn Levy, Paul Wernick, Ryan Reynolds, Wendy Molyneux, Lizzie Molyneux-Logelin, Rhett Reese, Zeb Wells, Len Wein, John Romita Sr., Herb Trimpe, Roy Thomas, Frank Miller;

Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Jackman, Emma Corrin, Matthew Macfadyen, Morena Baccarin; Genres: Science-fiction, Action, Comedy, Adventure; Running Time: 2 hours 8 minutes;

"Deadpool & Wolverine" (2024) is a fun and chaotic superhero film that pairs Ryan Reynolds' Deadpool with Hugh Jackman's Wolverine. Directed by Shawn Levy, the movie blends sharp humor, wild action, and unexpected emotional depth. The chemistry between the two leads shines, with plenty of meta-jokes and multiverse madness. While the action and visuals are generally strong, some moments feel uneven. Still, it’s a highly entertaining experience.

My rating:

⭐⭐⭐⭐

Goat V Goat

This is adorable without context

With context though....😶

thoughts about them holding hands.....

Danny: long uncut hair due to being busy with ghost fighting occupation, baggy clothes to hide suspicious injuries, in his prime

Dan, post AGIT: Clone of Vlad’s last sample of Danny which was early in his ghost fighting career so he’s small… clean cut because he’s under a billionaire’s guardianship. Hates it.

Damian: Can I say something that will probably annoy you?

Tim: Since when do you ask for permission?

‘You’re stuck with me.’

cutest baby girl ever idc if he’s got metal claws and perpetual grumpiness, he’s SO cutiepie

do you think a mentally ill person could've made you THIS? *hands mike the painting*

full piece can be found on my patreon 🔮✨

They had a quarrel after Nightcrawler's training session, like true adoptive parents

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