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Irondad Prompt #169:

Tony, googling: How to take care of sick teenagers

Google: Autocorrects to “toddlers”

Tony: *glances back at Peter*

Peter:

Tony: Eh, close enough!

two can play at this game

Tony is not having a good day. In fact, he has had very few good days since a crazy norse god decided to invade Earth with his alien cthulhu army and he fucking fell through the endless void after laying his life on the line to save the entirety of New York. Now that went so far beyond ‘not good’ it could almost be considered one of the worst days of his life.

So when he steps out of his workshop after yet another night of restless invention and sees a duplicate of himself and that very same green-eyed god sitting on his living room couch looking years older, bone-tired and perfectly amiable with each other, well. It does not take a genius to extrapolate that his day is rapidly about to get a whole lot worse, and probably a whole lot weirder.

Damn. Couldn’t he just catch a break for once? 

MCU Fic Prompt

Thor learns that Natasha once wrote an official report saying that Tony was narcissistic. He mistakenly believes this was an official decree that Tony is Narcissus, a demi-god. Of course, Thor has been trained in proper court etiquette and he can use it when he needs to, and a fellow deity, half-god or not, should be shown the proper respect.