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A knight in shining armour

Sirius: *shrieking loudly* Cleo! Come here!

James: Hurry up!

Peter: Quick! It's really urgent!

Remus: What is taking you so long? Help!

Cleo: *enters dorm, totally out of breath from running up the stairs* What's wrong?

James: It's that thing *points to a corner near the door*

Sirius: It's disgusting

Remus: Horrible!

Peter: You have to get rid of it!

Cleo: *walks towards the door to get a better look* Are you kidding me? A spider? Again?

Sirius: Gross, isn't it? Now get rid of it.

James: You're our princess in shining armour. Defeat the monster and save us.

Cleo: *sighs* And there I was, presuming that making friends with blokes would spare me from terrified shrieking about tiny spiders...oh, how naïve.